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No, you're embarrassing.

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People, let's not ramble on pointless posts.
Speaking of wich, I fixed the typo.

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Brazillian Cara wrote:People, let's not ramble on pointless posts.
Speaking of wich, I fixed the typo.
This had better have been deliberate.

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OMG U CANT SPEEL LOLO~1

If it wasn't deliberate, it should strike fear into our hearts.

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For fuck sake, does this topic have to derail so badly?
Cara's english has improved a lot over the year so quit your whining.
On Cara's post, even if it was about teen titans for part of the post, it would have been a valid point. The place has been quiet lately but it seems to be picking up with the bitching.

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Post by Baba O'Reily »

I enjoyed the lack of bitching. I enjoyed it so much that I wandered off for a few days and didn't come back.

Also, Kingdom Hearts 2: Massive gayfest. Just thought you should know. However, I digress.

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Baba O'Reily wrote:Kingdom Hearts 2: Massive gayfest.
Xemnas is an anagram for mansex.

(Xemnas is the big badguy or whatever, for those who haven't played it.)

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Post by Baba O'Reily »

Xemnas is also particularly flamingly gay, although Pooh and Axel are still two steps higher on the totem pole.

Roxas is an anagram for Sora X, which must secretly mean that the creators of the game intended him to be paired off with Riku! Everything makes sense! Riku X Roxas is CANON.

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Xemnas is intended to be an anagram for Ansem X, because Squenix thinks it's clever.

And BULL. Roxas X Axel baybee. He made Axel feel like he had a heart. ;_;

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Post by Baba O'Reily »

I'm like 99% sure that Roxas and Axel were gay for each other. Normally, I'm not one for yaoi unless it's outright stated, "They're GAY GAY GAY AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO", but come on. Their relationship was gayer than Richard Simmons dancing with George Michael in a pink leotard.

As an afterthought, I think if you replaced the word 'heart' with 'penis' in that game, you could come up with some fairly hilarious results.

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Organization XIII. Collecting penises. To make a giant penis in the sky. Because they lack penis.

Man, you win. There's nothing I can possibly say to make this gayer.

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'm like 99% sure that Roxas and Axel were gay for each other. Normally, I'm not one for yaoi unless it's outright stated, "They're GAY GAY GAY AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO", but come on. Their relationship was gayer than Richard Simmons dancing with George Michael in a pink leotard.
Roxas is obviously made from the 10% of Sora that's gay.

Also, the Organization XIII is so freaking flamboyant, it makes a gay pride parade look like the Republican National Convention of Weapons, Jesus, and Sweat. I mean, gosh, would two females have been too much?

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Post by Brazillian Cara »

From what I red from the Chain of Memories script, they had one, that got killed. Tough luck.

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Zeta, this is from the minds that have women fighting evil in dresses and tights. A long black cloak covers up too much.

And yes, there was a female member of the organization, but she was done away with in CoM. She was also a lesbian.

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Post by Baba O'Reily »

Also, Riku looked like a woman in his Organization XIII robes. Then, when he changed into his vest, he looked pretty damn homosexual. I was hoping he would have gotten a bright yellow jumpsuit, but in retrospect, that might have even been more gay.

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Post by Delphine »

Uh, they pretty much <i>all</i> look like women. Goofy is the manliest character in the game.

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And what a man!

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Uh, they pretty much all look like women. Goofy is the manliest character in the game.

He was also surprisingly insightful which surprised me.

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Post by Brazillian Cara »

I can't believe it took this long before people here started talking about KH2. Just a late tought.

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Post by Delphine »

It wasn't really all that great, to be honest. It entertained me while I played it, but I didn't feel it was worth talking about here beyond gay jokes.

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Post by Locit »

Plenty of ammo, though. It also had more white haired villains than common logic dictates, even by Squenix standards. What were there, like, five? Six?
Concerning Goofy, though:Did they really think they could fool anyone by 'killing' him?

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Locit wrote:Did they really think they could fool anyone by 'killing' him?
Yes

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Post by Baba O'Reily »

His weapon is a shield. If he didn't stand there and take it like a man, then I would have stopped playing.

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I was kind of hoping they meant it, and King Mickey would replace him because TWO KEYBLADE WEILDERS IN MY PARTY WOULD BE AWESOME, but of course that didn't happen. They're Disney characters.

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Well, he could die if he was somebody's mommy.

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