Sonic Maps

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:12 am

Oedipus' family was all fucked up, the sons were warring with each other (literally) and the daughters fucked around with their status.

It was like an ancient version of The Osbournes, but better.

One point has not been made though, If it wasn't for a meddling hemaphrodite, none of it would have happened.

On the plus side, hemaphrodites were classed as oracles and had a level of divinity, does this make Del the oracle here?

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:16 pm

j-man wrote:
It's not usually something that comes up when I encounter a girl.
My penis always comes up when I encounter a girl. LOLunexpected!!

I meant I don't usually ask girls if they'd want a penis. Besides, I was expecting some sort of play on that. :)

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:36 pm

Del has no incredibly vague visions of future misfortune.

jenkins · Post by **jenkins** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:15 pm

Omni Hunter wrote:On the plus side, hemaphrodites were classed as oracles and had a level of divinity, does this make Del the oracle here?

Hello..."Delphine"..."Delphic"...what did you think?

Prophetic_Flame · Post by **Prophetic_Flame** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:12 pm

chriscaffee wrote:The problem with the so-called Oedipis Complex is that Oedipis himself didn't actually have one. He didn't even know who his real parents were because they abandoned him since it was prophesized that he would kill his father and marry his mother. Thus when they attacked him and he didn't recognize them as his real parents (since he believed his adoptive parents to be his real parents) he ended up killing his father, thus "conquering" the kingdom his father had owned and married the queen who was his mother. It's not like he was attracted to her.

How is that for enlightenment?

That's standard highschool english class knowledge, if not gradeschool, though I think that'd be inapproproiate for little children somehow o.o; , ...So how is that enlightment again?

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:41 pm

Surely it must be enlightening. I mean if the very existence of the Oedipis complex is enlightening then the reasoning behind the term must be even more so!

Post by **Delphine** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 12:48 am

Baba O'Reily wrote:Del has no incredibly vague visions of future misfortune.

Untrue.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:53 am

Delphine wrote:
Baba O'Reily wrote:Del has no incredibly vague visions of future misfortune.
Untrue.

Really? Name one instance where some premonition you've had has come true that does not involve celebrity relationships.

Post by **Delphine** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 7:19 pm

You won't believe me.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 7:58 pm

Exactly.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 8:20 pm

everytime i see one of your posts baba i am reminded of bittersweet motel when trey throws his beer at the stagehand guy and calls him a fucking tool

good times

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:53 pm

When did your Shift key break?

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:26 pm

when i decided i was way too hip and ahead of the game to follow the conventional rules of capitalization

this is how everyone will type in the year 2053 so i'm just getting ready for it now

however, ASS is still capitalized

also i'm still at least twentyxdysix times more coherent in one unshifted post than segasonic has been in his entire existance

muke · Post by **muke** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:57 pm

or Nova for that matter

jenkins · Post by **jenkins** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:39 am

They should make a sequel to Stinkoman. It should be called Stinkoman Z.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:53 am

plasticwingsband wrote:also i'm still at least twentyxdysix times more coherent in one unshifted post than segasonic has been in his entire existance

I wasn't hating on it, just curious is all.

Prophetic_Flame · Post by **Prophetic_Flame** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:54 pm

jenkins wrote:They should make a sequel to Stinkoman. It should be called Stinkoman Z.

How about...not.

jenkins · Post by **jenkins** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:56 pm

Who can possibly turn down a game where the main characters are called X, Y, and Z?

Prophetic_Flame · Post by **Prophetic_Flame** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:58 pm

Oh, oh. Pick me PICK ME!!!!! ......that answer your question?

jenkins · Post by **jenkins** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:00 pm

Yes! Thank you for saving me time!

That's ridiculous. How can't you like such a prospect?

Prophetic_Flame · Post by **Prophetic_Flame** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:04 pm

Apparently very easily.....Now do tell me what happens when most sequels are made?...Actually let me tell you. Most sequels to good games ruin the series. There are only an elite few that break the mold.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:13 pm

Prophetic_Flame wrote:Apparently very easily.....Now do tell me what happens when most sequels are made?...Actually let me tell you. Most sequels to good games ruin the series. There are only an elite few that break the mold.

Your denial of the comma is both infuriating and arousing!

No, wait, that's not arousal. That's more fury!

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:43 pm

Light Speed wrote:
plasticwingsband wrote:also i'm still at least twentyxdysix times more coherent in one unshifted post than segasonic has been in his entire existance
I wasn't hating on it, just curious is all.

i know you weren't hating

you're my e-homie, light speed :3

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:52 pm

Word.

jenkins · Post by **jenkins** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:42 pm

Hey guys, back on topic here after nearly six months...since I haven't bothered to finish making the scans and edits from the printed Advance Maps which I have, I feel I should do the next best thing. So here it is, for those who haven't seen them yet, maps from Sonic Advance, courtesy of vgmaps:

Advance Maps

(many missing...perhaps I'll yet scan and edit those ones later...)

Now, take a good look at Egg Rocket. Go through it in your head. Then compare it to the maps on the first page of the topic. Now: was I justified in calling it the greatest zone ever?