For the first time in 6 years I finally got a jackpot in the sonic and knuckles pinball bonus stage!
After failing all my classes, breaking my leg and never getting a date my luck is finnally starting to turn good.
Every time I see something with the heading "Good news!" I'm afraid it's more "Did you know Jesus died for you? FOR YOU!" screaming from Wal*Mart shoppers.
Are you so sure? He could've died from a whipped cream fetish, but it got translated wrong because the Hebrew word for "whipped cream fetish" is so similar to the Hebrew word for "you". It's kinda like when Cinderella got translated from French to English the squirell fur slippers got changed to glass slippers.
Hey, I never asked him to die for me. It was his idea. Couldn't he have waited until I decided that's what I wanted? It's like getting a surprise birthday party when you just want to go inside and jerk off.
j-man wrote:My parents are in Las Vegas right now. As a result, my house is suitably wrecked and awash with empty beer bottles and pizza boxes. FREE HOUSE WOO
Careful of the free-house, beer may come gushing out of your nose.
Anyways, I always thought Jesus was creepy anyway with the effect he has on the kids. I swear, if I hear a kid sing Little Donkey again I may have to go schitzo for a while.
j-man wrote:My parents are in Las Vegas right now. As a result, my house is suitably wrecked and awash with empty beer bottles and pizza boxes. FREE HOUSE WOO
Careful of the free-house, beer may come gushing out of your nose.
Anyways, I always thought Jesus was creepy anyway with the effect he has on the kids. I swear, if I hear a kid sing Little Donkey again I may have to go schitzo for a while.
Satan eats the little children,
all the children of the world.
Red and yellow, black and white,
he'll have a snack tonight.
Satan eats the children of the world...