A nagging question...

jenkins · Post by **jenkins** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 1:55 pm

All right, this one's been buggin me for a long time.

Which are better, pirates or ninjas? I say ninjas; the reason this has been buggin me is because so many people still say pirates.

Ninjas kill pirates for breakfast!!!!!

Owen Axel · Post by **Owen Axel** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:00 pm

Stop trying to confound me with your make-believe people Mr Internet.

Timestones · Post by **Timestones** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:04 pm

I think it was established here once that you can't just make broad generalizations over who is better than who, because ultimately there will always be exceptions to the so called "rule." Sure, you can ASSUME Ninjas > Pirates, but I'd like to see how many ninjas you can name that are as or more awesome than Vyse from Skies of Arcadia. I'm willing to be there aren't many, and that not everyone will agree with your choice(s).

Lizard · Post by **Lizard** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:09 pm

One Piece > Naruto

Plus pirates have Johnny Depp. Does Ninjas have Johnny Depp? No I didn't think so. Pirates for the win!

Protodude · Post by **Protodude** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:50 pm

Dude, pirates don't need nor want Johny Depp.

Post by **Delphine** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:46 pm

Vampire pirate ninjas.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:47 pm

Didn't you write a story about that awhile back? Sakura or something?

Post by **Delphine** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:56 pm

Sakura the vampire ninja, yeah. Gibbon drew a picture of her, too. I have it saved somewhere but I'm too lazy to find it.

jenkins · Post by **jenkins** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:09 pm

Timestones wrote:Sure, you can ASSUME Ninjas > Pirates, but I'd like to see how many ninjas you can name that are as or more awesome than Vyse from Skies of Arcadia. I'm willing to be there aren't many, and that not everyone will agree with your choice(s).

Kakashi

Naruto=One Piece, and both kick ass (in the manga)

But I have to admit, Johnny Depp and Maddox are assets to pirates.

Ninjas don't need assets. Hah.

Senbei · Post by **Senbei** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:09 pm

I find the question insulting as it supports an ignorant stereotype generated by Western media that, as a Japanese-American, does neither honor or justice to my family's culture.

Right, I'm kidding. ninja wa ass wo kerimasu yo.

Kishi · Post by **Kishi** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:34 pm

Oh boy! I sure do love pirates and ninjas! On the Internet!

Majestic Joey · Post by **Majestic Joey** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 6:47 pm

I'm not scared of ninjas or pirates but ninja-pirates.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 7:30 pm

Samurai cowboy are superior to ninja pirates.

jenkins · Post by **jenkins** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 7:36 pm

SHIT! I forgot all about samurai!
Seven Samurai is amazing. Never seen anything like it. Non-anime, at least. LOTR gives it a run for its money, but Seven Samurai is still better.

Cowboys suck.

Post by **Crazy Penguin** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 7:57 pm

Robot monkeys.

jenkins · Post by **jenkins** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 7:59 pm

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:06 pm

jenkins wrote:Cowboys suck.

Want to repeat that, punk?

jenkins · Post by **jenkins** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:12 pm

Any day.

Samurai, Pirates, and Ninja walk all over cowboys.

Don't cross me.

Neo Yi · Post by **Neo Yi** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:20 pm

Samurais. Always samurais.
~Neo

jenkins · Post by **jenkins** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:22 pm

Oops, I spoke too soon again.

Cloud Strife is almost a cowboy. He sure as hell isn't a samurai, ninja, or pirate, but he does kick ass.

But really. Cowboys are worthless.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:28 pm

jenkins wrote: But really. Cowboys are worthless.

BANNED

The T · Post by **The T** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:48 pm

The obvious answer is Jedi. Jedi pwn everything.

Post by **Crazy Penguin** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:59 pm

Jedi are whiny little bitches.

Post by **Delphine** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:43 pm

Vampire pirate ninja samurai cowboy.

Neo Yi · Post by **Neo Yi** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:53 pm

Cloud Strife is almost a cowboy. He sure as hell isn't a samurai, ninja, or pirate, but he does kick ass.

Don't sully the good name of cowboys by comparing them to Cloud freakin' Strife.
~Neo