The Future Of Sonic?

Tsuyoshi-kun · Post by **Tsuyoshi-kun** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 2:37 am

The Treasure Trolls have been Winx Club-ified! Ick >_<

Someone get a gun.

Neo Yi · Post by **Neo Yi** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 7:34 am

So we basically got Bratz in trolls form called "Trollz". What the hell is up with people putting a "Z" on the end of every slutty doll franchises nowadays?

I'm also still mentally disturbed by them Bratz babies. No babies wear slutty outfits like that.
~Neo

Dr. Watson · Post by **Dr. Watson** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 12:57 pm

Neo Yi wrote:So we basically got Bratz
I'm also still mentally disturbed by them Bratz babies.

Yeah, it's pretty disturbing...
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0003 ... ZZZZZZ.jpg

Some more disturbing shit:

Q: What did one pedophile say to the other?
A: "I'll give you two fives for a ten."

Q: What's the difference between acne and priests?
A: Acne comes on a boy's face AFTER he turns 13.

Gotta love this one though:

Q: What did the Jewish pedophile say to the little boy once he was in the car?
A: "Hey, go easy on the candy!"

Dunjohn · Post by **Dunjohn** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:50 pm

OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

I'm still not recovered from seeing Bratz Babiez in a shop two months ago. Slutty toddlers, how the heck did that get past the usual?

But edging slightly closer to topic, I've never seen someone apologise so many times on one thread. I really have to admire everybody who brought that result about.

Dr. Watson · Post by **Dr. Watson** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 2:02 pm

Dunjohn wrote:OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
I'm still not recovered from seeing Bratz Babiez in a shop two months ago.

Well the promo-art is ten times worse than the actuall dolls. I could not find any of it on google to post here thoug, sorry.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 2:26 pm

Bratz is a prime example of anime being incredibly westernised and Xtremed.

In short, Bratz makes my cry.

Gwilym · Post by **Gwilym** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 2:31 pm

Depending where you're looking from, western art is increasingly become more anime.

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 3:10 pm

Well, they sure are 300% less freaky now. I would say 500%, if it wasn't for the BBFL thing.

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:59 pm

Omni Hunter wrote:Bratz is a prime example of anime being incredibly westernised and Xtremed.

I never really got that impression of Bratz--especially with the huge-ass lips.

Also I like how the Bratz Babiez are wearing makeup and a thong. Classy.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:46 pm

I wore makeup and thongs when I was an infant. I grew outa that phase though.

Post by **Esrever** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:55 pm

Your Dad got arrested?

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:32 pm

Ngangbius wrote:
Omni Hunter wrote:Bratz is a prime example of anime being incredibly westernised and Xtremed.

I never really got that impression of Bratz--especially with the huge-ass lips.

Also I like how the Bratz Babiez are wearing makeup and a thong. Classy.

Maybe I was a tad off the mark, looking at some parts of design it kind of anime but the rest which is the the majority is warped in extreme ways like the lips, the lack of nose, the poses etc.

And Bratz Babies wearing thongs? Fuck, Bratz is aimed at girls just going into thier teens, I wouldn't like to see the girls as parents if they follow up the Bratz Babies doctrine.

SegaSonic · Post by **SegaSonic** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:44 am

You know, Parents actually complained about Bratz on the news. :P They said the Thongs were..."inappropriate"

Dr. Watson · Post by **Dr. Watson** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:50 am

Hey SegaSonic, are you "Sonic the hedgehog TM" on the Sonic Zone Forum?

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:33 pm

SegaSonic wrote:You know, Parents actually complained about Bratz on the news. :P They said the Thongs were..."inappropriate"

2 year olds wearing thongs.

That is the very definition of the word inappropriate.

Still hot, though.

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:56 pm

You get a hard-on from baby ass?

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:58 pm

You don't?

Dr. Watson · Post by **Dr. Watson** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:06 pm

I just found another one:

A pedophile and a young boy are walking into the woods. It's nighttime, cold, the wind is howling... the boy turns to the pedophile and says "I'm scared!", the pedophile exclaims "You're scared?! I've gotta go back home by myself!".

Now that's a story that's both very funny and (most probably) very true.

HyperFox · Post by **HyperFox** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:04 pm

Dr. Watson wrote:I just found another one:

A pedophile and a young boy are walking into the woods. It's nighttime, cold, the wind is howling... the boy turns to the pedophile and says "I'm scared!", the pedophile exclaims "You're scared?! I've gotta go back home by myself!".

Now that's a story that's both very funny and (most probably) very true.

OK, that was just FUCKED UP.

I loved it. More please... ^:^

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:24 pm

Light Speed wrote:You don't?

Dude, this is Ngangbius you're talking to. Not Del. She doesn't have a penis.

She just gets hard nipples from baby ass (which isn't dignified with caps because much like man ass it isn't true ASS).

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:04 pm

Ahh, thank you for clarifying.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:15 am

I thought ASSMAN was an acronym, not an emphasis. As in, you're A Sailing Semen Minister At Nepal, which I thought was accurate but curious.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:25 pm

You're in Nepal!?

jenkins · Post by **jenkins** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:00 am

Looshi wrote:I don't know if anything could change that now save the second coming of Sonic CD.

Going back a ways, but I think Sonic Team should do something with the classic zones (S1, 2, 3, and K) and time warps. I dunno, you could go back in time and see Marble Gardens with Echidnas and stuff, or Icecap's bad future.

Also, there would be shitloads of cool new music in it...back to the classic Sonic themes, but with past and good and bad futures...

If this idea sounds retarded, it's because I came up with it while on vgmusic, looking at the fan versions of past, good future, and bad future for the classics. If not, then let's get lobbying!

Dunjohn · Post by **Dunjohn** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:30 am

Ice Cap has probably my favourite Sonic tune of them all in it, and, based on the remixes you can unlock in Sonic Gems, I dunno if I'd like them to go anywhere near it. But the REST of the idea is far from retarded.