Ha ha! I have news everyone! Shadow made Awful Link of the Day on
Something Awful. It's basically a link to the offical site on Sega.com. Anyway, here's what Zack had to say.
Zack wrote:I haven't really cared about Sonic the Hedgehog since I stopped playing my Genesis, but I realize that a lot of people have clung desperately to Sonic through mediocre 3D versions and horrible adventure games. I think those diehards might finally consider relegating Sonic to the past with the hilarious misfire "Shadow the Hedgehog". It's so retarded that if you can't tell it's retarded from watching the trailer then you're retarded. No, if you can't figure that out from a single screenshot then
you're retarded.
Shadow was once a part of a secret military project, but he has since lost all memory of his past and he's being pulled in two very different directions. He is allied with no one and desperate to figure out who to trust.
Haha! On the plus side, if you somehow ran out of horrible industrial/metal shit music then I'm sure SHADOW has enough to fill your blackened heart with all the looped guitars you could ever hope for.
Be absolutely sure you watch the trailer and then check out the screenshots where I think you can see SHADOW carjacking someone. I'm not kidding.
I can certainly relate to that second sentence, "I think those diehards might finally consider relegating Sonic to the past." Hell, the Shadow game was so bad that even
I am under the impression that the series ended on Knuckles Chaotix (Yeah, I like Chaotix, shut the fuck up).
I'm going to deny the existence of every 3D Sonic game ever made (Yes, even SA1), and pretend the first 3D Sonic game will be Sonic the Hedgehog for the next-gen consoles, just as Mario 64 was for the Super Mario series, or Ocarina of Time was for the Zelda series.