Foursomes totally aren't worth it.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 3:37 am

Dear God, it's been a rough week on me.

See, when we got to college, my boyfriend and I met another couple, and we were mutally attracted to eachother. My boyfriend came up with the idea of fooling around with them because he tought it would be fun. I, loving monogamy as I do, was vigorously opposed against the idea, but I did like the new guy we met, and my boyfriend liked his boyfriend.

After about a week of pestering me, my boyfriend stripped me of my clothes and tossed me at our friend. I'm only human, ya know? Well, we talked things over. He had only slept with two guys, and had gotten a negative on his STD tests. I had only slept with two guys, one only with condoms and fairly rarely and the other with my partner after getting a negative on all his tests.

So we fool around a bit, and eventually I end up going down on him a couple of times unprotected, although he never finished in my mouth.

Eventually, the whole thing turned into a big soap opera. My boyfriend never got the opportunity to fool around with his boyfriend, so he became jealous and wanted to look for boys online to experiment went. This naturally totally freaked me out.

Meanwhile, our friendly couple was getting jealous of eachother and called the whole thing off. A lot of hurt feelings later, everyone decided to remain monogomous.

Then about a week after me and my friend stopped fooling around, I slept in my boyfriend's tiny bed with him two nights in a row and developed a sore cocyx or something. After that went away, I got a horrible sore throat, congestion, and runny nose.

Naturally, being the idiot I am, I try to diagnose myself using Google. I put in sore back and throat, and the first page it gives me is "You may have HIV".

I totally panic, as is my nature. All my friends tried to calm me down, saying that the odds I caught anything from my fooling around buddy were highly low, but I'm having a nervous breakdown on top of schoolwork, general stress, the whole soap opera, and now this.

I finally rush to the doctors and spill my guts. She takes a look at me and says my lymph nodes look fine, and that since I haven't developed a fever at all, there was nothing to worry about since the odds are so low. But she advised against me ever fooling around again, for my mental health if nothing else. Then she explained that there was a minor flu bug going around, and that my congestion, runny nose and cough didn't match the symtpoms either. She went on to say that odds were extremely slim I caught anything serious from my friend.

So, hopefully I'm OK. The whole situation really royally sucked ass. Hopefully I'll get over it, but I'm such a hypochondriac. Back when I had diarreha, I looked up my symptoms and convinced myself I had colon cancer. The whole thing was pretty fucking scary.

Anyways, my back clreared up once I got a day of rest and stopped trying to sleep crammed into my boyfriend's bed. My sore throat went away in two days like it usually does when I get sick, although I'm still tired and sore. Mostly because I only got 1 hour of sleep last night after looking on Google for the diagnosis from hell.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:27 am

That sucks. Sounds like the moral of the story is fooling around (even mutual) when you already have a partner is a bad idea. :p

Get better soon.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:12 am

I guess this swinging and fucking-other-people thing isn't all it's cracked up to be. Get well soon, Z.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:50 am

I could be such a jackass about this.

Rlan · Post by **Rlan** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:54 am

The fact that I'm thinking of a joke I could make out of chriscaffee's post just proves that I hang around here far too much.

Neo Yi · Post by **Neo Yi** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:59 am

Wow, that's pretty damn scary.
~Neo

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:38 am

Dude, I'm so glad that post ended the way it did. I was worried for a second. :( Feel better, man.

Post by **Delphine** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:40 am

DUDE, NO. Do not submit to the "lifestyle", that way lies madness! Next you'll be painting yourself gold and marching down San Fransisco near-naked surrounded by your golden painted brethren!

Besides, you went about it all wrong. What you should have done was gotten the four of you together in a room with plenty of alcohol and some porn.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:46 am

Zeta wrote:Naturally, being the idiot I am, I try to diagnose myself using Google. I put in sore back and throat, and the first page it gives me is "You may have HIV".

Haha, never do this. I was feeling sick once, typed my symptoms into Google and most websites said I was pregnant.

Post by **Esrever** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:56 am

I'm glad you are OK, Zeta! Jesus, that must have been scary.

Putting multiple people in your bedroom is considerably more trouble than it is usually worth.

Post by **Popcorn** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 12:12 pm

Well, you still beat Esrever. It's about time someone did.

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 4:11 pm

I can't be original with this. Anyway, it's good you're ok.

SuperKnux · Post by **SuperKnux** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 4:25 pm

Damn Zeta, you had me scared there. Good to see things are fine, though.

Don't go fooling around anymore, man.

Post by **Esrever** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:45 pm

In a way, he's simulating the same unnecessary horrified reaction he had after looking on Google!

LOUD-TREE · Post by **LOUD-TREE** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:58 pm

... uh...

Good for you?

I dunno, I'm not into the whole wh- er, foursome... thing. Something tells me one partner is good enough.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:04 pm

Glad your ok, Zeta.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:31 am

Amazing Grant wrote:I was feeling sick once, typed my symptoms into Google and most websites said I was pregnant.

That's entirely possible.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:59 pm

Really happy to hear you don't have HIV, Zeta.

They ought to make a card for that.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 8:36 pm

I think that's on the list after the "You Made Parole!" card and "Welcome to First Period" card.

Opa-Opa · Post by **Opa-Opa** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 8:57 pm

I read the topic and thought I was going to read something funny!

Glad you're ok Zeta. Be careful with those things...

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:52 am

That's some scary shit Zeta, get better dude.

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