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Post by Baba O'Reily »

Indeed. If onli pigs could fly, if onli means a lot of things, but if onli is useless in and of itself.

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That's some deep shit right there.

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Onli the loneli know how I feel.

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Dum dum dum dum dee doo wa

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damn typos!

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Post by Baba O'Reily »

You know, it's onli because you're new. Oh, and a jackass. So I'll onli give you shit for the next two days or so. But onli if you're good.

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Until then, let's fill his vagina with whipped cream.

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Post by Baba O'Reily »

HELLS YEAH

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I'll get the Maltesers.

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Baba O'Reily wrote:You know, it's onli because you're new. Oh, and a jackass. So I'll onli give you shit for the next two days or so. But onli if you're good.
iv been very good!

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shadowspast wrote:
Baba O'Reily wrote:You know, it's onli because you're new. Oh, and a jackass. So I'll onli give you shit for the next two days or so. But onli if you're good.
iv been very good!
IV hell's sakes.

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shadowspast wrote:iv been very good!
No, you've been bad. You need to be... Punished.

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At one of my schools, there's this ichinensei girl who is, without question, The Sweetest Girl in the Universe. She's very cute, very polite, always smiling, and is really bubbly. Everyone kind of dotes on her, but you would too, SHE'S SO FREAKING SWEET.

Anyway, she and some other girls were doing a special English drill. In this particular workbook, there was, in my opinion, a rather odd exercise. The other girls would say "So and so, you're a good soccer player!" and the girl who was named would then say "No, I'm not. I'm a bad soccer player. I'm a very bad soccer player." I can only guess that this has something to do with Japanese culture, and their tendency to deny compliments rather than accept them.

So these girls were doing this exercise in turns, and I read ahead to see what Ultimate Sweetness would be responding to. I almost fell over in my chair when I saw it. It was completely innocent, sure, but I knew exactly how my young male mind would <i>hear</i> it. I panicked - I had to stop this from happening, somehow. But I couldn't think of what to do. In my hesistation, the exercise proceeded, and the moment I feared came to be.

Other Girls: "You're a good girl!"

The Cutest, Sweetest Girl in the Universe: "No, I'm not! I'm a bad girl. I'm a <i>very</i> bad girl."

I'm going to hell.
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Ironically, that's exactly what I had in mind when I posted.

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Post by Baba O'Reily »

I was thinking more along the lines of anal violation with a spiked dildo. But I like your idea, too.

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Post by chriscaffee »

Making fun of shadowspast is like making fun of a clown.

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For being a very bad clown.

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Clowns are stupid.

But not as stupid as shapowspast!

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what

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Jesus, you're going to scare this newbie too?

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Ritz wrote:Ironically, that's exactly what I had in mind when I posted.
That's not ironic.

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Irony!

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Post by Grant »

Is this at all related to the Pixar Sonic movie?

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Crazy Penguin wrote:
Ritz wrote:Ironically, that's exactly what I had in mind when I posted.
That's not ironic.
Meh, I figured as much, but I just couldn't think of the proper term for the situation. What would've worked? "Actually" sounds about right.

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Post by Grant »

It's like rain on your wedding day, you know?

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