A joke
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:31 am
Have you guys tried that new cannabis pastry?
Y'know, pot pie?
Y'know, pot pie?
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:59 am
I like chicken pot pie.
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 1:19 am
DEEZ NUTS
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 7:33 am
YOU CAN'T SAY POT ON THIS FORUM
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 8:14 am
So a psychic midget escaped jail.
A small medium at large.
A small medium at large.
Since we're telling old jokes...
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 10:11 am
Why is there a fence around the cemetary?
Because people are dying to get in.
Because people are dying to get in.
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:24 pm
An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 1:05 pm
A baby seal walks into a club...
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 1:45 pm
I don't get it.
~Neo
~Neo
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 1:50 pm
Two pretzels went into an alley. One was assaulted.
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 5:55 pm
Why did the road cross the chicken?
To get to the other side order!
*Ba dum tss*
To get to the other side order!
*Ba dum tss*
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 8:55 pm
Three guys walk into a bar.
The fourth one ducks.
The fourth one ducks.
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 12:23 am
Apple walks into a bar. Bartender yells:
"We don't serve food here!"
"We don't serve food here!"
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 4:12 am
Two parrots sitting on a perch. One says to the other, "Can you smell fish?"
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 4:45 am
What do you call a black man who flies a plane?
A pilot, you racist shit
A pilot, you racist shit
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 6:11 am
Ooh, fill in your own joke here!
Why did Baba cross the road?
Why did Baba cross the road?
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 6:46 am
to change his fucking avatar again
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 6:59 am
He crossed the road because he felt the need to talk about Muse with some people that were on the other side.
... anyway...
Two guys are sitting at a bar one when one says, "It's amazing that after all that shit, they're still together."
The other guy looks around and says, "Who are you talking about?"
The first guy turns to him and yells, "Your asscheeks."
...I thought that joke was funny in Jr. High. It still makes me giggle.
... anyway...
Two guys are sitting at a bar one when one says, "It's amazing that after all that shit, they're still together."
The other guy looks around and says, "Who are you talking about?"
The first guy turns to him and yells, "Your asscheeks."
...I thought that joke was funny in Jr. High. It still makes me giggle.
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 9:26 am
Mississippi Fred McDowell is a pimp.Gwilym wrote:to change his fucking avatar again
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 11:09 am
Great reply.Gwilym wrote:to change his fucking avatar again
What would you call the Jetsons if they were black?
Niggers.
I KEED, I KEED!
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 3:01 pm
So, I was in a bar one day, and this guy walks in. This guy, not your usual kind of fellow, had an orange for a head. He really did. After about half an hour I couldn't contain my curiosity, so I ask him. I say: "I'm sorry, this is really rude, but I have to know, why do you have an orange instead of a head?"
"That's quite alright," he replied, "it's a very interesting story actually. I was rumaging through my attic one day when I came across this old lamp. So I gave it a rub and lo and behold, a genie popped out."
"Wow," said I.
"Yeah, so he said, 'You can have three wishes', and I thought 'excellent'. I thought for a while about the wishes I wanted, made sure that I picked just the right things."
"So what did you wish for?"
"My first wish," the orange-headed man revealed, " was for a million pounds. And sure enough, there it was, 'poof', right in front of me."
"Wow," I was amazed, "so what was your second wish?"
"My second wish was to meet the girl of my dreams, fall in love and get married. That very moment the doorbell went and standing there, asking to borrow a cup of sugar, was the girl of my dreams. She was beautiful, and, of course, we got along great. So, the next morning, it was time for my final wish."
I was practically falling off my seat by now. "So what was your last wish?" I asked.
"Well that was the most important one of the bunch in a way," he said. "My third wish was..."
"That's quite alright," he replied, "it's a very interesting story actually. I was rumaging through my attic one day when I came across this old lamp. So I gave it a rub and lo and behold, a genie popped out."
"Wow," said I.
"Yeah, so he said, 'You can have three wishes', and I thought 'excellent'. I thought for a while about the wishes I wanted, made sure that I picked just the right things."
"So what did you wish for?"
"My first wish," the orange-headed man revealed, " was for a million pounds. And sure enough, there it was, 'poof', right in front of me."
"Wow," I was amazed, "so what was your second wish?"
"My second wish was to meet the girl of my dreams, fall in love and get married. That very moment the doorbell went and standing there, asking to borrow a cup of sugar, was the girl of my dreams. She was beautiful, and, of course, we got along great. So, the next morning, it was time for my final wish."
I was practically falling off my seat by now. "So what was your last wish?" I asked.
"Well that was the most important one of the bunch in a way," he said. "My third wish was..."
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 3:48 pm
Don't you hate it, when someone starts a sentence, and then
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 4:00 pm
I'm just trying to build suspense because it's such a good joke.
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 4:30 pm
To sexually assault the chicken, of course. Geez! It was, like wide up open.Baba O'Reily wrote:Ooh, fill in your own joke here!
Why did Baba cross the road?
I still love you, Wasteland.
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 4:42 pm
If it's such a great joke, then why should it need the suspense?Adam Adamant wrote:I'm just trying to build suspense because it's such a good joke.