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Post by j-man »

Nah, nerds make math jokes, geeks play videogames. You're getting it all wrong.

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Nerd= Lover of information like maths

Geek= Lover of something material like computer games, cars etc...

Dweeb= Acts like one of the above but loves nothing.

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I knew "Dib" meant something. Yes, I'm talking about that Invader Zim guy. I need to watch this show...

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Post by Adam Adamant »

CHRIST YOU FAGS!

IT'S THE EQUATION FOR THE SPEED OF LIGHT, VERY TOPICAL BEING LIGHT SPEED'S AVATAR, BUT NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WASTED AT LEAST AN HOUR OF MY LIFE TRYING TO GET YOUR JOKE, AND IT ISN'T EVEN A JOKE.

LIGHT SPEED AND CAFFEE, YOU ARE COMPLETE LOSERS AND I HOPE YOU DIE PAINFULLY AND ALONE!!!!!!!!

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Post by CM August »

Now that was funny.

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Adam Adamant wrote:CHRIST YOU FAGS!

IT'S THE EQUATION FOR THE SPEED OF LIGHT, VERY TOPICAL BEING LIGHT SPEED'S AVATAR, BUT NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WASTED AT LEAST AN HOUR OF MY LIFE TRYING TO GET YOUR JOKE, AND IT ISN'T EVEN A JOKE.

LIGHT SPEED AND CAFFEE, YOU ARE COMPLETE LOSERS AND I HOPE YOU DIE PAINFULLY AND ALONE!!!!!!!!
well maybe if you were as charming as j-man I would have pm'd you the answer as well

why don't you think about that, huh?

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Post by Adam Adamant »

I'm sorry, but it wasn't even a joke.

It just, you know, pulled my wrong strings, or something.

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Adam Adamant wrote:I'm sorry, but it wasn't even a joke.

It just, you know, pulled my wrong strings, or something.
SHOW ME ON THE DOLL WHERE IT TOUCHED YOU!

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WHY NOT JUST TAKE MY PENIS OUT ON THE TABLE?

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Post by chriscaffee »

Adam. It was a hilarious joke. Just accept it.

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You're a hilarious joke. Your mum thinks so. Why can't you accept it?

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ON SNAPS!

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Ginger?

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Post by Nova »

What? every machine in the future is a robot?
Lamp: I’m not a robot.

Nova, ruining Futurama jokes since last year!

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Your mother sharpens pencils with her vagina. Just thought you'd like to know.

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What's the fastest ride in the known universe?


Your mum!
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She's a jet-propelled 10-seater with a lifetime warranty. A living example of the perpetuum mobile; truly a testament to the brilliance of mankind.

The airbags go off without warning, however.

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Post by Pepperidge »

So, what goes into 13 twice?

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negative infinity < x <= 6.5 where x is "going into" 13.

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Post by Pepperidge »

No. Roman Polanski.

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Post by Kishi »

That one hurt.

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Post by chriscaffee »

That's a pretty sick joke.

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Post by Delphine »

I had to go look up Roman Polanski to get it.

And yeah, it's a pretty sick joke.

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Post by Baba O'Reily »

Delphine wrote:I had to go look up Roman Polanski to get it.
BOO. BOO.

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Post by Kishi »

To be fair, Roman Polanski's nature of being creepy old Polish child-raping scum living a shameful fugitive existence in France probably isn't a big enough part of the collective consciousness as it needs to be.

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