A joke

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:42 pm

A gardener is working in the garden, and his daughter, Rose, comes up to him and asks him, "Why is my name Rose?" He responds, "A rose fell on your head when you were born." Satisfied, she walks away. His second daughter, Lily, walks up to him and asks him, "Why is my name Lily?" He responds, "Because when you were born, a Lily fell on your forehead." His third daughter, Cinderblock, staggers over to him and goes, "RAAARGH."

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:44 pm

What's green and black and climbing up your leg?

A homesick abortion.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:57 pm

What's brownish, bubbly and claws at the glass?

Hamburger in a microwave. With a claw.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:22 am

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

What's a pirates favourite letter?

R!

-wyvern · Post by **-wyvern** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 11:15 am

Pirate falls of his ship.

Arrrrrrrrrr.

Opa-Opa · Post by **Opa-Opa** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 3:02 am

After a lot of work the woman finally delivers her baby only to see the doctor beating him up like there was no tomorrow and throwing him out the window.

- My baby!!!! - she cries
- Just kidding! Born dead!!

Majestic Joey · Post by **Majestic Joey** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 6:24 pm

here's a joke:

women's rights

Post by **Delphine** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:21 pm

Oh, look, you've found yourself on a mod's shit list.

Senbei · Post by **Senbei** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:06 pm

Majestic Joey wrote:here's a joke:

women's rights

Yep. And the Holocaust never occurred.

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:22 pm

I don't think we should take this guy seriously.
By the way, I guess this is my 1000th post. There's not much to say other than HALLE DA BERRY!!!
Now let's move on.

Majestic Joey · Post by **Majestic Joey** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:58 pm

Majestic Joey wrote:here's a joke:

women's rights

no wonder I don't got a date tonight...

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 11:50 pm

That's a hilarious joke.

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:38 am

Halle the Berry... now that's a hilarious joke.

Okay, it's not. Well, it makes me laugh. But not because it's funny.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 2:30 am

Guess what?

Chicken butt!

If someone said that already, I don't really give a shit.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:21 am

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He sees three ducks sitting at the bar. Surprised, he decides to be polite and make conversation, so he turns to the first duck.
"Hey buddy," he says, "what's your name?"
"My name's Huey," says the first duck.
"And how's your day been, Huey?"
"Oh, I'm having a great day. I've been in and out of puddles all day."
The guy turns to the second duck and repeats the questions.
"My name's Dewey," says the second duck, "and I'm having a great day too. Been in and out of puddles all day. Great times."
The guy turns to the third duck.
"Let me guess," he says, "your name is Louie, right?"
"No, my name's Puddles," growls the third duck, "and don't ask me about my fucking day."

Senbei · Post by **Senbei** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:38 am

What do you call a couple of corncob cops from the '70s?

Starchy and Husk.

Use your imagination.

Samface · Post by **Samface** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:45 am

A guy goes into a bar and says to the barkeeeper "Gimme a beer". The barkeeper does and he drinks it.

Ten years later, he dies of liver failure.

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 11:02 am

...shit, that's depressing.
Q:Can you name a religious shark?
A:Jawsus.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:06 pm

What do you call a blind stag?

No idea (No eyed deer)

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 3:22 pm

Majestic Joey wrote:
Majestic Joey wrote:here's a joke:

women's rights

no wonder I don't got a date tonight...

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to screw it in, and one to bitch at me for making a joke at the expense of women.

Post by **Delphine** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 3:37 pm

See, <i>that's</i> a funny feminist joke.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 3:44 pm

Not really.

Post by **Delphine** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 5:07 pm

Less annoying, then.

Timestones · Post by **Timestones** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:49 pm

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

Because if it had four doors, it'd be a sedan.

Adam Adamant · Post by **Adam Adamant** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 11:45 am

Majestic Joey wrote:
Majestic Joey wrote:here's a joke:

women's rights

no wonder I don't got a date tonight...

It's not his fault. Women are the natural fall-guys of modern life.

Ha! I just saw one, cracks me up every time.