Revolution controller unveiled-- finally

Post by **Popcorn** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 12:06 pm

I think I've found a new joy in stupid joke threads.

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 12:30 pm

Sacana.

Neo Yi · Post by **Neo Yi** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 12:53 pm

So THIS is what Nintendo meant by innovative controllers.
~Neo

Post by **Squirrelknight** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 1:45 pm

That can't be good for his nipples.

Though I do think a controller like that would certainly appeal to the female and casual gamer audience that Nintendo is hoping to secure.

SuperKnux · Post by **SuperKnux** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 6:31 pm

Hmm. Maybe I should stop dissing Nintendo. This looks like something I would really enjoy.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 7:51 pm

Mario's into some kinky shit these days. I think it's safe to assume there's something up his ass as well.

Kishi · Post by **Kishi** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 11:18 pm

Is that a picture of a guy using the controller, or is the guy a part of the controller?

VGJustice · Post by **VGJustice** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:16 am

maybe.... I won't be picking up a Revolution afterall....

The Scarlet Scorpion · Mon Aug 01, 2005 4:29 am

Popcorn, that is horribly disturbing and utterly disgusting...

*bursts out laughing*

Uh... just what is it, really? I know I shouldn't be asking it, as I probably won't like the answer, but my curiosity has been piqued.

Now if you excuse me, I have some chunks that need blowing...

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 5:36 am

Oh look it's Popcorn's mum, etc etc ad infinitum

One Classy Bloke · Post by **One Classy Bloke** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 9:21 am

And yet i still eat my sandwich.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 12:52 am

How did Pop find this, anyways? Is he a chubby, transgendered, bondage nut?

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 6:27 am

It wouldn't suprise me.

Post by **Delphine** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:57 am

He hangs around at Something Awful.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 12:34 pm

Yeah, I saw it there, but I didn't think it was worth making a new thread!

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 1:13 pm

I don't post every interesting thing I see on LUElinks and post it here. Not that it exists or anything.

The Scarlet Scorpion · Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:12 am

Delphine wrote:He hangs around at Something Awful.

Ah, I should have known. I had forgotten how disturbing some of the stuff there is. I really don't want to think what that guy is doing, but... mother of God, just what is he doing?

Science is fascinating.

Plorpus III · Post by **Plorpus III** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:15 am

Playing the Nintendo Revolution, obviously.

Cuckooguy · Post by **Cuckooguy** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:57 am

Plorpus III wrote:EDIT: Double posting is fun

Is it?

Cuckooguy · Post by **Cuckooguy** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:58 am

Hey, whaddya know. MY FIRST DOUBLE POST.

Now that's I've tried it, I don't see what the hoo-haw is all about.

Cypher · Post by **Cypher** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 5:47 am

Plorpus III wrote:EDIT: Double posting is fun

But you didn't even edit the post

Adam Adamant · Post by **Adam Adamant** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:27 pm

And the award for "Most Thrilling Conversation Ever" goes to...

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:27 pm

Post by **G.Silver** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 12:48 am

Surreal!

Plorpus III · Post by **Plorpus III** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:23 am

Changing the subject, can you imagine the possibilities this controller would allow? Imagine a rythm/beatmania game with the nipple pumps. Or Mario Party [insert obscenely large number here], with lots of repetitive multiplayer nipple pump mashing and joystick rotating minigames. I wonder if it has a vibrating feature?