IT IS MY 18TH BIRTHDAY

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 5:59 pm

That is all. You may begin the adulation.

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:03 pm

Feliz aniversÃƒÂ¡rio, now you can enter proudly in Blockbuster's restricted area.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:20 pm

Congratulations. It is now legal for you to have sex in the United States.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:38 pm

As I have seen far more than you in my one extra year of life, I assure you that life will not change much.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:47 pm

Congratulations, you still can't drink legally in the United States. Not that that stops most people.

Also, I've got like, two months on you.

Neo Yi · Post by **Neo Yi** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:23 pm

I've already commented twice on your birthday on other places, but hey, third times the charm. Enjoy, get drunk, be happy, and laugh at me who still has a couple more years before I can even legally gamble.
~Neo

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:30 pm

<img src="http://www.theroyalchef.com/photos11.jpg">
Merry Birsday indeed.

Post by **Squirrelknight** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:53 pm

Brazillian Cara wrote:Feliz aniversÃƒÂ¡rio, now you can enter proudly in Blockbuster's restricted area.

Blockbuster has a restricted area? You have to go to one of those shady small video stores with the saloon doors to rent porn here.

Congrats, J-Man. I'm sure Del or Zeta will show up at your door soon enough.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 4:33 am

Thanks, guys. Thuys.

Just thought I'd let you know here instead of making a new post - I got my course results through this morning. I got Triple Merit, which in BTEC language translates to a really high B or something. It also means I passed every unit and no longer have any summer coursework to do because they automatically passed me for stuff I didn't even do. I WIN.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 5:25 am

Well done on the results dude, what's your usual drink as I will buy you a couple tomorrow.
Just don't get shot in the ass.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 10:08 am

http://coldflame.echidnoyle.org/images/ ... rthday.swf

Protodude · Post by **Protodude** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 11:02 am

ALRIGHT GO YOU HAPPY B-DAY WOO-HOO LETS BRING OUT THE BOOZE AND THE BOOBIES AND THE WEED AND THE SOMETHING SOMETHING.

Post by **Crazy Penguin** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 3:06 pm

Happy birthday Josh! I would mail you a pint of your favourite, but I'm afraid it might spill.

Koosh Koosh! · Post by **Koosh Koosh!** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 3:41 pm

Happy Birthday, Josh. Hosh.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 4:46 pm

It's late, but Happy Birthday, j-man.

Professor Machenstein · Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:10 pm

Touche.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 11:37 pm

Congrats, J-Man. I'm sure Del or Zeta will show up at your door soon enough.

I hid in a giant cake left on his doorstep.

He didn't eat me, though. :(

Happy Birthday!

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 2:58 am

Now why did Machenstein say touche?

Happy birthday, I suppose.

Cypher · Post by **Cypher** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 2:54 pm

Baba O'Reily wrote:Congratulations. It is now legal for you to have sex in the United States.

And have sex with blokes in England

The Scarlet Scorpion · Fri Jul 29, 2005 12:19 am

Happy belated birthday, Josh. I would have posted this much sooner, except I've been in the process of moving for about a month, and this is the first I've gotten to visit The GHZ in about a month (I'm typing on a friend's computer right now... he may like "s-CRY-ed", but he's still an okay guy).

Cypher wrote:And have sex with blokes in England

Being interested in entymology and linguistics, I find that statement rather amusing.

"Bloke" originally meant "ass-rape victim."

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:13 am

bloke
n. Chiefly British Slang
A fellow; a man.

bloke
n : a man who is (usually) old and/or eccentric [syn: geezer]

wtf

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 6:13 am

Mm. I'm just gonna go ahead and ignore TSS again.

The Scarlet Scorpion · Mon Aug 01, 2005 5:22 am

Well, okay, "bloke" hasn't meant that in over one hundred years, much in the way that "scum" no longer means semen, it's just that I happen to know I copious amount of useless facts having to do with the English language. For instance, "feist" originally meant "fart" -- I can't for the life of me recall what it means now, but I know it means something different.

And we mustn't forget about those "bird swindlers" out there...

Obsolescent terms are fun.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:18 pm

You should listen to Bill Bailey's "Chaucer Pubbe Gagge!. I'm sure you will find it hilarious.