I Hate Everything About You

Post by **Delphine** » Tue May 24, 2005 11:14 pm

Let's play a game. It's called, I Hate You All. Pick a bunch of people on the forum and describe why you hate them, using as few words as possible. Preferably less than two sentences.

I'll start us off.

Gibbon:

He plays too many videogames, and he can only get off to Shadow/Sonic rape fanfic. That's just something I heard.

Baba:

Only trannies change their avatar so goddamn much.

Holic:

He doesn't look at porn. Because he is a faggot.

j-man:

He's hot, and that annoys me.

Topher:

He fellates guns.

Grant:

The GHZ Defender of Justice!!!

Esrever:

HE'S A HACK.

Omni Hunter:

Booooooooooooooring.

Pop:

Afraid of twelve year old girls.

The Doc:

He has no idea what he's talking about. Ever.

SK:

He likes men in drag - specifically, Utada Hikaru.

TSS:

I really couldn't care less.

Delphine:

Such a goddamn bitch.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Tue May 24, 2005 11:23 pm

Oooh! I can do this!

I love everyone here.

EXCEPT:

Amazing Grant

What a jerkwipe.

Protodude

States the obvious and instigates unwanted...stuff.

The Scarlet Scorpion

Meh.

chriscaffee

Whiny little bitch.

Baba

Fuckin' Furry.

Netaku

Creepy ol' bastard.

More to come as I think of them. You know I still love ya'll anyway. >_^

Post by **Delphine** » Tue May 24, 2005 11:26 pm

Spazz:

He's a complete fucking pansy and eats twinkies while watching Queer As Folk.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Tue May 24, 2005 11:30 pm

Damn internets.

Post by **Delphine** » Tue May 24, 2005 11:33 pm

You fail.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Tue May 24, 2005 11:38 pm

Delphine
Snitty OLD proper bint. Used the phrase "you fail."

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Tue May 24, 2005 11:49 pm

Green Gibbon

He's such a sexy motherfucker.

Bo

I think he's God, and I hate God.

Delphine

Won't let us play trampoline on her belly after dark.

Pepperidge

Won't show me his boobies.

Popcorn

Takes the credit for it when I fart.

G. Silver

He is a lesbian midget with a hairy scat fetish.

Green Gibbon

Motherfucker is just so goddamn fine!

Segaholic

Thinks he's Asian.

WB

Thinks he's black.

Squirrelknight

Thinks Utada Hikaru is Asian.

Ngangbius

Is probably not as hot as I wish she was.

Neo Yi

Is probably also not as hot as I wish she was.

Green Gibbon

Is absolutely as hot as I wish he was, except even more.

Spazz

Lives in the only part of Louisiana that might almost evolve to look like a part of civilization in another 20 or 30 years.

big_smile

Probably wears stupid hats. I never imagine him without a stupid hat.

Esrever

Fucking four-year graduate.

Crazy Penguin

Wouldn't leave my goddamn cat alone, and now my goddamn cat wants it from me.

Dache

Has a cosplay reproduction of the Venus swimsuit from DoAX, but he won't let me see him in it.

Martin

Is he there? I never know.

Green Gibbon

He's modest to a fault.

Post by **Delphine** » Tue May 24, 2005 11:58 pm

Greeb Gibbon:

Cleverer than me. Bastard.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Wed May 25, 2005 12:23 am

Spazz
Here's a long time poster; here's Spazz. Where does one end and the other begin?

Omni Hunter
Similar to vomit in that he merely regurgitates what someone else already said, but it doesn't taste nearly as good the second time.

The Doc
I thought about writing something here, but I didn't.

SegaSonic
INTERNET!!!!

Squirrelknight
For turning me on. But only sometimes.

The Scarlet Scorpion
I'm sorry for calling you bi-polar. I was going to send a PM, but I want everyone to hear me shout it from the hilltops.

plasticwingsband
He didn't get my bi-polar joke.

Holy Shit
The perfect username gone to waste.

Amazing Grant
For never living up to his oh-so-clever username.

DarthKnuckles
Tastes like cereal that's been shat in.

Post by **Esrever** » Wed May 25, 2005 1:07 am

Amazing Grant
Isn't real art.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Wed May 25, 2005 1:09 am

Esrever
Still bitter that he lost that one.

Cuckooguy · Post by **Cuckooguy** » Wed May 25, 2005 2:03 am

I love everyone.

Except maybe Del.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Wed May 25, 2005 5:25 am

Poison Eggroll
Too much love.

Darthknuckles
Never heard of him, guess I'm lucky.

Cafee
tl,dr posts

Omni "Retard" Hunter
Needs to grow up and be more interesting.
And stop slagging himself off.

Del
Slag

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Wed May 25, 2005 7:12 am

I would participate, but apparently I'm too clueless and stupid to know what "hate" means. At least, that's what you guys say I feel, and God knows if YOU GUYS say it, it's the gospel truth.

And I say that with the most piercing of sarcasm.

Post by **Squirrelknight** » Wed May 25, 2005 8:46 am

The Doc

Makes posts to state he will not be posting in this thread.

Grant

Amazing. But not amazing-amazing.

Delphine

Angriest vagina in the universe.

Segaholic

Angriest mangina in the universe.

Zeta

Will someday help me pick up guys.

DarthKnuckles

You stupid fucktard, I'm gonna go back in time to a few weeks before you were born and I'm gonna take a golf club wrapped in barbed wire to your mom's stomach.

Green Gibbon

Is not actually green.

Spazz

Will probably marry Delphine in 5 years.

Squirrelknight

Lives fast, will die young, and will leave a good looking corpse.

The Scarlet Scorpion · Wed May 25, 2005 9:34 am

As I jump into the frey...

GG!

Is he a man or a green, smirking chimp? Or perhaps just Tails with a palatte swap?...

Bo

His appearence has been compared to Justin Timberlake. And for that he shall burn.

Del

I once saw her kill a man with her bare hands. And a chainsaw.

Spazz

He owns more swag than I do. Bourgios pig!

Squirrelknight

Denies the awesomeness of Anna Ohura. I <3 her cleavage.

Amazing Grant

He's not really named Grant. Whatever happened to logic?

Baba O'Reilly

Furry porn makes baby Jesus cry. Also, it scares teenage Buddha shitless.

PlasticWingsBand

Just because.

typhoon

We miss your rapier wit. Come back or we'll beat you up.

The Scarlet Scorpion

I'm a deluded twit. I'm giving you all carte blanche to kick my ass should any of us ever meet.

Protodude · Post by **Protodude** » Wed May 25, 2005 11:28 am

Spazz

Jerks off to ebay and grandma porn

Baba

Fucks dogs, although he has good taste in music

Popcorn

Sucks

Delphine

Fat. Bitchy. Internets.

GG!

Wishes he was a chick.

More to come later.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Wed May 25, 2005 12:36 pm

Delphine
Because I had to look up "fellate." And because she is a liar.

Spazz
Because he can't spell my last name correctly.

Omni Hunter
Because he can't spell my last name correctly.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Wed May 25, 2005 2:57 pm

Topher
Insane in the dangerous and unfun kind of way.

Nate
Not gay enough.

Squirrelknight
Too gay.

Del
She's problably a 30 year old man.

GG!
He's problably an 22-year old lesbian.

J-man
He's not around enough anymore.

Doc
Tries so hard to be funny he creates negative humor. Or rather, romuh.

Scorpion
Won't shut up.

Professor
He lives.

Baba
Disgusts me, but still manages to turn me on.

Spazz
Too happy. And rich.

Zeta
Won't change his damn avatar.

Post by Bo » Wed May 25, 2005 3:23 pm

Delphine: Horrid, Pmpous Wench. I'm not convinced she didn't kill Martin Braid.
G. Silver: A little too into robots.
Green Gibbon!: Quiet, you, or I'll go back to doing those biblical disasters.
NT: Goes to a school with a 3:1 female:male ratio, and mine is 1:3.
Pepperidge: Canadian.
Popcorn: British, but not plucky.
Spazz: His old avatar was better.
TSS: Brought up the Zeta's assesment of my appearance.
Zeta: Said I looked like Orlando Bloom and Justin Timberlake.

Dunjohn · Post by **Dunjohn** » Wed May 25, 2005 4:14 pm

Good. I'm not on anybody's hate list. And I'm too nice to post my own.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Wed May 25, 2005 4:59 pm

Dunjohn: Such a haughty fucking bastard.

Locit: Hates people who don't hate him.

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Wed May 25, 2005 5:47 pm

...
Zeta-
The wang pics speak for themselves.

Holic-
He thinks he is SO DAMN GREAT...and posted that kitty rape.

Cara-
Likes sprite comics and is proud of it.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Wed May 25, 2005 5:47 pm

xcuse me but i wod just lyk 2 say

Peoples wrote:j-man:

He's hot, and that annoys me.

J-man
He's not around enough anymore.

own'd

and also

Topher wrote:Delphine
Because I had to look up "fellate."

DOUBLE OWN'D

I'm in too good of a mood to hate anyone right now. Might be back tomorrow with some vitriol to liberally spew about the thread.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Wed May 25, 2005 5:53 pm

Is it me or is slagging oneself off getting a bit too out of hand on this thread now? Is GHZ really full of so many insecure people?
Edit: Meh, sarcastic question