http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_slang
I love Wikipedia. And this particular page will certainly waste at least an hour of your life, should you be interested. Some of the best that I saw were:
Anti-baby (condom slang)
A Visit from Cap'n Bloodsnatch (menstruation)
Boarding the ham train to Pussyopolis (intercourse)
Catholic roulette (intercourse)
Mustache ride (cunnilingus)
Tapping for Mana [Used by players of Magic: The Gathering] (intercourse)
-Somehow I don't think Magic players need to worry about that.
Paddling the Pink Canoe (female masturbation)
Taking an albino piss (ejaculation)
Abra-Cadaver: A man goes to a morgue and removes a female body from a locker. As the man performs cunnilingus on her, another man takes a running leap onto the deceased's chest and then the man sucking the deceased's vagina consumes everything that is shot into it.
Monroe Transfer: practice where a plastic tube is inserted in one's own ass and then the other end is connected to your partner's ass, only to then proceed to defecate and thus completing the so called "transfer".
White Zombie: The man would tell his partner that he had ejaculated, then after their partner opens their eyes, the man shoots his load in their face.
Increase your vocabulary!
Increase your vocabulary!
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Re: Increase your vocabulary!
ALBINGO WAS HIS NAME-O!Amazing Grant wrote: Taking an albingo piss (ejaculation)
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I just choked on my own vomitAmazing Grant wrote:
Abra-Cadaver: A man goes to a morgue and removes a female body from a locker. As the man performs cunnilingus on her, another man takes a running leap onto the deceased's chest and then the man sucking the deceased's vagina consumes everything that is shot into it.
<a href="http://lemonade.horseface.org/quotes/qd ... hhht..this was brought up in #lemonade ages ago.</a>
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Oh, you...
ohnoes, etc.Spazz wrote:<a href="http://lemonade.horseface.org/quotes/qd ... hhht..this was brought up in #lemonade ages ago.</a>
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I remember this under the name "zombie mask"...White Zombie: The man would tell his partner that he had ejaculated, then after their partner opens their eyes, the man shoots his load in their face.
IIRC, "tapping for mana" has been used in context before, although under a slightly different name.
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I'm not sure which one of those two is more disgusting.Amazing Grant wrote: Abra-Cadaver: A man goes to a morgue and removes a female body from a locker. As the man performs cunnilingus on her, another man takes a running leap onto the deceased's chest and then the man sucking the deceased's vagina consumes everything that is shot into it.
Monroe Transfer: practice where a plastic tube is inserted in one's own ass and then the other end is connected to your partner's ass, only to then proceed to defecate and thus completing the so called "transfer".