The Lohan Effect

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People don't look as good wandering around doing their shopping and enjoying their day to day lives than they do when dolled up for a professional bikini photo shoot? Outrageous!

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Post by Kishi »

Yeah, I was going to say.

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Post by Double-S- »

These pictures are of the same person?

Oh, and what have you watched her in that makes you say she's a great actress?

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Post by Samface »

Double-S- wrote:
Oh, and what have you watched her in that makes you say she's a great actress?
He said he didn't think she was a great actress.

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Okay, that makes much more sense.

But then, why do you care?

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Because my life is empty. Duh.

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She <I>is</I> a drugged-up crack whore-esque ugmo.

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Check out the mass amounts of fake spray-on orange tan.

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Post by Samface »

Actually, is it just me or has she dislocated her right elbow in the bikini pic?

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It's the angle. I've gotten that effect several times while taking shoots for friends.

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That's not angle. I can actually bend my arm like that.

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Post by Baba O'Reily »

Crazy Penguin wrote:People don't look as good wandering around doing their shopping and enjoying their day to day lives than they do when dolled up for a professional bikini photo shoot? Outrageous!
Yeah. My friends complain that their girlfriends' boobs mysteriously shrink if they haven't had the right touch up, and that they tend to look strung out.

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That avatar rules, by the way.

...Oh, yeah, and Lohan's not that great of an actress, etc etc.

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Post by Omni Hunter »

Daft Punk, yeah that's cool. Lohan just isn't good acting material.

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Post by Ancient »

I'd still do her

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Man, she got white.

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Post by Grant »

I agree with Baba, she looks ghastly in the second photo. And not in a "she just has no make-up on" kind of way. More like a "dead raccoon's unborn child" kind of way.

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Post by Esrever »

Besides, Lohan's figure and large boobs have been the subject of many a candid, make-up free photo before. I wonder where they went.

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Post by Light Speed »

Even in the bikini photo her body looks pretty good, but what is with her face?

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Luckily this rarely happens to guys. Even strung out, they tend to look hawt.

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Post by Grant »

Wait.

Zeta likes guys?

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Post by tornadot »

See, this is what happens to the young girls when they are mixed up with Disney...

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Post by Nova »

Crazy Penguin wrote:People don't look as good wandering around doing their shopping and enjoying their day to day lives than they do when dolled up for a professional bikini photo shoot? Outrageous!
Women want to look great anytime men/Other women see them, so?

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Post by Baba O'Reily »

Protodude wrote:That avatar rules, by the way.
I was watching the video for Robot Rock, and decided, "Eh, why not?"

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