Good reason to lose faith in humanity.

Gwilym · Post by **Gwilym** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 3:48 pm

Also another reason not to move to London.

-wyvern · Post by **-wyvern** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 7:39 pm

What the hell was all THAT about?

Post by **Delphine** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 8:35 pm

People hitting each other?

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 10:12 pm

Chavs?

Post by **Segaholic2** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 10:15 pm

That video makes me want to kick some asses, and I watched less than half. If some little cunts tried to do something like that to me, I'd break their camera and then their faces.

-wyvern · Post by **-wyvern** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 3:06 am

Remember, chavs travel in packs. Seriously, the best response to that kind of thing is to run away very, very quickly.

I meant - was it staged, or was it some pillocks going around with a camera and injuring people for no readily apparent reason?

explain plz

Gwilym · Post by **Gwilym** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 3:34 am

The whole thing is done by cameraphone (explaining the small dimensions of the clip), and then spread around phone networks by MMS. User created content, basically - with this current craze in the UK going under the name 'Happy Slap TV'.

DarkPrime · Post by **DarkPrime** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 10:15 am

It's asking for a Username and Password.

Post by **Crazy Penguin** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 11:15 am

Ngangbius wrote:Chavs?

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 11:47 am

Chav= Lowest order of Homo Sapien, if you could even class them in the group. I.Q average of -1000000,0000.
LOLZ

DarkPrime · Post by **DarkPrime** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 12:34 pm

Okay, now it's saying page not found. Anyone had the foresight to save it?

Post by **Delphine** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 12:51 pm

Why don't you people just carry around guns and-- oh, wait, that's right, you can't. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 1:09 pm

We can, we just need a licence.

Post by **Delphine** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 1:37 pm

Are you allowed to actually, like, shoot it?

Lizard · Post by **Lizard** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 1:37 pm

Licence to Kill?

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 1:39 pm

It's only illegal if you get caught. Besides, shooting a citizen in UK or US is illegal anyway.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 1:43 pm

Even when dirty teenage faggots are slapping you or an old man in the face?

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 1:47 pm

In that case you could only react with your fists in "self-defence".
I remember that a waiter at work "Happy Slapped" me. I lamped him one.

Gwilym · Post by **Gwilym** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 6:37 pm

And did you shoot him?

Dache · Post by **Dache** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 6:54 pm

Delphine wrote:Why don't you people just carry around guns and-- oh, wait, that's right, you can't. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Yeah, which means they can't and therefore don't either. Just how I like it!

Post by **Delphine** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 9:06 pm

Because these chavs of yours are obedient law abiding citizens.

Frieza2000 · Post by **Frieza2000** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 9:20 pm

Switchblade. Blunt object. Taser. Pepper spray. Ninjitsu.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 9:28 pm

We can, we just need a licence.

And it can only be a manually operated longarm.

Besides, shooting a citizen in UK or US is illegal anyway.

Make My Day laws.

Protodude · Post by **Protodude** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 10:01 pm

Crazy Penguin wrote:
Ngangbius wrote:Chavs?
http://www.chavscum.co.uk/

For some reason I first read that as something like "Chav's Cum".

That is all.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 10:14 pm

Me too.

So they're just white trash that like rap and wear crappy jewelry? We've got those here too.

'Bling' is a funny word.