The Haiku Thread

Segata · Post by **Segata** » Fri Jun 11, 2004 10:27 am

You must use haikus
When you post spam in this thread
How is everyone?

Post by **Segaholic2** » Fri Jun 11, 2004 11:22 am

You are very dumb
Your mother likes to suck cock
She gives me discounts

(don't take this personally)

Segata · Post by **Segata** » Fri Jun 11, 2004 11:32 am

No, because it's true
Sucky sucky five dollars
How 'bout it, soldier?

Post by Bo » Fri Jun 11, 2004 12:42 pm

I can't take credit, but my favorite has always been

I like bees. They're so/
Yellow and black and yellow/
And black and yellow

-wyvern · Post by **-wyvern** » Fri Jun 11, 2004 12:43 pm

Technically it's darra.
I brought the south park scriptbook.
I suck at haikus.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Fri Jun 11, 2004 12:58 pm

The art of haiku
does not translate well into
filthy foreign tongues

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Fri Jun 11, 2004 1:15 pm

Fasten seatbelts tight
Your seat cusions float gently
Headsets five dollars
I know, I'm lame, heh.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Fri Jun 11, 2004 1:29 pm

I wrote this one a while back:

Left, right, monkey runs
I shock the hell out of him
Twenty bucks my ass

Psxphile · Post by **Psxphile** » Fri Jun 11, 2004 8:36 pm

Shine Little Planet,
High in the sky but beware,
The Fat Man commeth.

Little hedgehog blue,
Speeding along Lake Never,
Make the leap to save.

Here comes a rascal,
As you sway between the Palms,
Why won't she let go?

Beast of metal flying,
Gliding, crashing, Colliding,
Takes off, she in tow.

Catch up with him now,
'Long the Speedway of fire,
With the girl waiting.

Fat Man gloats above,
cutting off your escape path,
Race towards the end.

All through spike and hill,
shocks and bumps threaten your life,
keep on, crash him up.

Save the girl for now,
follow the Egg through Madness
Stop his evil plans.

Saved the day again.
Little Planet is free, uh-oh.
You forgot Time Stones.

Start all over again?!
There's nothing else to say but,
Ziggy Boogy Doog.

**explodes**

WhoopA · Post by **WhoopA** » Fri Jun 11, 2004 8:52 pm

Even morons can
Write haiku - just stop at the
Seventeenth syllab

Protodude · Post by **Protodude** » Fri Jun 11, 2004 9:08 pm

You all suck big balls
I ownzerz you all one one
i raped a monkey

Topher87 · Post by **Topher87** » Sat Jun 12, 2004 1:40 pm

This is my first post
I wrote a haiku before
Cat sick, it's subject

MartinB · Post by **MartinB** » Sat Jun 12, 2004 3:00 pm

"Hai, 'Ku!" (Sonikku)
Said Tails to Sonikku...san
In Japanese tongue.

You've got to keep the
Dream alive, where everything
Is free, can't you see?

You're the one that makes
Me feel so high, just like the
Diamonds in the Sky!

I tried my best.

Post by **Popcorn** » Sat Jun 12, 2004 4:13 pm

Haiku haiku hai
Ku haiku haiku haiku
Haiku haiku hai.

That's Japanese for 'Haiku haiku yes ku haiku haiku haiku haiku haiku yes'.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Sat Jun 12, 2004 5:48 pm

This has always been one of my favorites:

Like the moon over
The day, my genius and brawn
Are lost on these fools
-- Bowser, Mario RPG

Great game. I loved the way you got to see the other side of Bowser's personality.

Post by **Delphine** » Sat Jun 12, 2004 7:37 pm

I hate all you jerks.
I really, really mean it.
You destroyed Haiku.

Post by **Esrever** » Sat Jun 12, 2004 8:15 pm

A note to prospective haiku writers everywhere. It's three phrases, Five Seven Five.

You can't just divide
One seventeen sylable
Phrase into three parts

That's cheating!

Post by **Delphine** » Sat Jun 12, 2004 9:45 pm

It doesn't HAVE to be five-seven-five. That's the standard to start on, but once you know what you're doing, you don't need to. Of course, I doubt there are a lot of poets here, so this doesn't even matter.

-wyvern · Post by **-wyvern** » Sun Jun 13, 2004 1:50 am

Roses are red, and
Violets are blue, I'm not a
poet unfortunately.

I think I should just leave this thread alone before I do it any more damage.