Le secret project

[j-man]

Just thought I'd make it clear my avatar was born from narcissism, not a desire to kiss guys. I think it's just wishful thinking on Del's part.

[FlashTHD]

Somehow I suspect that's not Gibbon. I hope not. That pale fist is a special brand of scary.

Mine too! OH GOD IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME

Before you let Zeta have his way with you?

[j-man]

Oh, for god's sake.

[Delphine]

Dude, GG, did you break your thumb? Why are you showing it to us? Don't they have hospitals on the moon?

And j-man, you kind of brought it on yourself.

[Crazy Penguin]

j-man, more like gay-man, amirite?

[Baba O'Riley]

j-man, more like gay-man, amirite?

u r correct

It's not anything he can control, though.

[Shadow Hog]

Dude, it's j-man. He can make even homosexuality a manly thing.

[The Doc]

Dude, it's j-man. He can make even homosexuality a manly thing.

No, that honor goes to Neil Patrick Harris.

[Baba O'Riley]

Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog is fantastic, by the way.

[j-man]

It was supposed to be sarcasm! I was saying hey, my fingers are the same length, am I bisexual? No of course not, it's ridiculous and unfounded. Both of those things. Oh God dammit, now it seems like I'm labouring the point. Ask Lee! He knows I like vagina way too much! We even had that specific conversation on AIM.

I probably even have the chat logs. Just sayin'.

[P.P.A.]

Looks like Zeta is rather sceptical about this.

j-man x zeta.PNG

EDIT: Or is he?

j-man x zeta2.PNG

[The Turtle Guy]

[Brazillian Cara]

ｷﾀ━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━ !!!!!

Yeah, but can you do this?

[Delphine]

It was supposed to be sarcasm! I was saying hey, my fingers are the same length, am I bisexual? No of cou GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY

[DackAttac]

He must be telling the truth. People never say they're not gay when they actually are!

[Baba O'Riley]

Let's just stick to the facts:

1. He's British.
2. He dresses well.
3. He's fond of kissy faces.
4. He wears horn-rimmed glasses.

Draw your own conclusions.

The correct conclusion is gay, if you were wondering.

[j-man]

I should probably go along with the joke, but I'm in a hideous mood. Fuck you, internet strangers. Your opinion of me matters for some reason.

[j-man]

AND THEY'RE NOT FUCKING HORN RIMMED GO FUCK YOURSELF BABA

[Segaholic2]

Too many faggots on these forums.

[Baba O'Riley]

AND THEY'RE NOT FUCKING HORN RIMMED GO FUCK YOURSELF BABA

Compare to your avatar.

[The Doc]

So he likes the cock. Big whoop, I sez. It's not like gay people haven't gone on to prominent awesomeness.

And again, we're at Neil Patrick Harris.

And yes, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog was, if I may be so ironical, the tits.

[j-man]

Listen. Seriously. I had enough of this shit when I was in primary school for not playing football or whatever. It's not at all funny. I only have sex with women, okay? End of. Thanks.

I'm pre-empting any high-larious replies by saying outright; go fuck yourselves.

[DackAttac]

J's frames are obviously rectangular and not horn-rimmed, especially not at all like that unnecessarily large image Baba uploaded.

So he likes the cock. Big whoop, I sez.

Calling someone gay = not funny.
Calling someone gay who starts vigorously denying it as if they were accused of murder = funny.

EDIT - All the banner ads on this thread are gay interest now. Also funny.

[Dr. Watson]

Two mooses were out flying. The first moose noticed that the second moose had a donut in his eye. So the first moose shouted to the second "Hey, you got a donut in your eye!". "What?", shouted the second moose back. The first moose once again shouted "You got a donut in your eye!". The second moose again shouted back "What?". And so the first moose once again shouted, this time as loud as he could, "YOU GOT A DONUT IN YOUR EYE!". And then the second moose answered "I CAN'T HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, CAUSE I GOT A DONUT IN MY EYE!".

There, now the negative mood in this thread will lighten up.

[Delphine]

Listen. Seriously. I had enough of this B'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

And hey, guess what. I got shit in high school for actually being gay. If you can't take some harmless ribbing on the intertubes, get the fuck off it.