What do porn stars wear to job interviews?

[Oompa Star]

I do have one of these and it works really well. You would just have to make sure your TV has either coaxial or optical inputs. It really does compliment the current and previous crop of consoles.

[Frieza2000]

Gibbon is clearly moving to Japan (the NT's mom joke) to help fill their recent demand for imported American strippers. Naturally he has no way to appeal to women with healthy sex drives so he's probably targeting the basement-nerd fetish popular among a growing number of elderly women, hence the headphones and laptop. If he wears a suit he might also pass for the hardworking-gogetter-stuck-in-a-deadend-job archetype.