Are you an ASSMAN, too?

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Mon May 30, 2005 9:42 pm

For the record, let it be stated that when it comes to the female anatomy, ASS is the most important feature (outside of the face, of course). We (Amazing Grant, SK and I) were having a chat about "what gives us the most boners," and I said that it definitely had to be the ASS so now I am forever ASSMAN.

Contrary to popular belief, ASS is better than boobies. If I was forced to put it in mathematical terms, it would go like

ASS > Boobies

and it would be true, because ASS is greater than boobies.

I can't be the only ASSMAN here. Who else loves ASS? Keep in mind that when I say ASS, I'm only talking about ASS that's attached to a female. Manass is gross, and gets neither capitalization or bolding. Sorry, Zeta.

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Mon May 30, 2005 9:46 pm

I take it your mentor is the great Sir-Mix-a-Lot.

Kishi · Post by **Kishi** » Mon May 30, 2005 9:57 pm

I'm pretty sure this is grounds for treason.

Post by **Delphine** » Mon May 30, 2005 9:57 pm

I would like to defenestrate this post.

CE · Post by CE » Mon May 30, 2005 10:06 pm

Quick, to the Assmobile!

Nananananananana... ASSMAN!

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Mon May 30, 2005 10:22 pm

Delphine wrote:I would like to defenestrate this post.

Go nuts.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Mon May 30, 2005 10:33 pm

Motherfucker is sloshed.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Mon May 30, 2005 11:28 pm

Or wait, we can start a Nekkid Boobies: Ass Edition thread!

<img src="http://ghzforum.nathantsui.com/upload/files/ass_01.jpg">
<img src="http://ghzforum.nathantsui.com/upload/files/ass_02.jpg">
<img src="http://ghzforum.nathantsui.com/upload/files/ass_03.jpg">
<img src="http://ghzforum.nathantsui.com/upload/files/ass_04.jpg">
<img src="http://ghzforum.nathantsui.com/upload/files/ass_05.gif">

From top to bottom (bottom, hehe), that's Chun-li and Mai in their historical animated shower sequences, Christie x2 from DoA3 and DoAX, and a very bold sprite from KoF 2002.

First wise-ass to post naked Raiden ass gets banned.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Mon May 30, 2005 11:35 pm

Green Gibbon! wrote:Or wait, we can start a Nekkid Boobies: Ass Edition thread!
*lots of ASS*
First wise-ass to post naked Raiden ass gets banned.

This is a brilliant idea. Also, nice pictures.

One Classy Bloke · Post by **One Classy Bloke** » Tue May 31, 2005 10:36 am

Boobies, while nice tend to bore me. Ass is kinda gross, as thats where poop comes from.

I'm more of a washboardman (AKA lolikon) myself. It's the cuteness that is appealling.

Frieza2000 · Post by **Frieza2000** » Tue May 31, 2005 11:58 am

I too prefer the ass to boobies.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Tue May 31, 2005 12:31 pm

Anything's better than boobies, which are evil and gross.

I'm more of a washboardman (AKA lolikon) myself. It's the cuteness that is appealling.

Pep?

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Tue May 31, 2005 12:46 pm

No, that's G.Silver's territory.

Post by **Pepperidge** » Tue May 31, 2005 12:57 pm

Yes. Hence my "humping zygotes" joke a while back.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Tue May 31, 2005 1:00 pm

I'll basically fuck anything with a pulse and human. But yeah, ASS is good.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Tue May 31, 2005 1:51 pm

Anything's better than boobies, which are evil and gross.

Douched.

Nobody dislikes boobies. Straight, gay, bi, tri, semi, or otherwise. I've even known straight girls who like boobies, and not even in a sexual way, just 'cause they're... y'know, jiggly and... and they're boobies, shit! I mean, within the realm of boobies, there are certainly good boobies and bad boobies, and bad boobies which are baggy or wilty or curly are foul, it's true. But the overall concept of "boobies" is one which is pure and happy and nourishing and should be embraced by all of society. Do you understand?

Post by **Esrever** » Tue May 31, 2005 2:11 pm

Even the WORD is fun!

Booooobies!

DarkPrime · Post by **DarkPrime** » Tue May 31, 2005 2:18 pm

Boobies.

Though it's the cleavage that really does it for me.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Tue May 31, 2005 2:26 pm

When it comes to ASS it has to be pert and female. Same with boobies.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Tue May 31, 2005 3:09 pm

Our very survival hinges on the gift of boobies.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Tue May 31, 2005 3:40 pm

I would never speak bad of boobies. Boobies are wonderful, but ASS is my personal preference.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Tue May 31, 2005 5:52 pm

PWB is slowly turning...
TO THE BLACK SIDE.
Soon, he shall fail to recognize the difference between Pink Floyd and Zeppelin, and he will start wearing large pieces of jewlery, and it will all come to a climax when he dismisses Beck as ANOTHER WHITE CRACKER.

Kishi · Post by **Kishi** » Tue May 31, 2005 6:32 pm

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Tue May 31, 2005 6:48 pm

Welcome to brazillian territory. Now, where's a Ãƒâ€° o Tchan link?

The Scarlet Scorpion · Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:18 am

Delphine wrote:I would like to defenestrate this post.

You've just said the secret word!

... Yeah.

But anyways, personally, I'm kinda ambivilant about buttocks, because while they are frequently rather lovely, and some can even look absolutely exquisite, they still serve a rather ghastly anatomical function. So, meh.

Oh, and I'd like to add my support for making this thread "Not Work Safe". Though really, is The GHZ ever work safe?