Why is this in my school's library? (NWS, Anecdote)

Post by **Segaholic2** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 11:04 am

Sickos.

Knuckles Dawson · Post by **Knuckles Dawson** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 11:06 am

Kinda like the two pervs in the Simpson episode with the bourlesque house?

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 4:40 pm

Next installment is whenever my friend decides to send it to me. He checked it out, so I'm waiting for it.

Knuckles Dawson · Post by **Knuckles Dawson** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:45 am

I can hardly wait 9.9

Cumshot · Post by **Cumshot** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 10:33 am

RIs E from your grave

I must read more from this book.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 11:31 am

Book's been missing for a while.

EmeraldGuardian · Post by **EmeraldGuardian** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 6:29 pm

I think I lost my fertility.

;_;

Post by **Delphine** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 10:07 pm

Shame.

IrkenSnax · Post by **IrkenSnax** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:10 am

This author's obviously never been in health class, or at least never payed attention in one... From what I learned, a boy can't pee if he has an erection.
I'm scared, scarred, and confused...

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:08 am

That's the only thing about it that bothered you?

Post by **Delphine** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:19 am

IrkenSnax wrote:From what I learned, a boy can't pee if he has an erection.

Horrible porn videos from "friends" who thought they were funny say you're wrong.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:33 am

First hand experience seconds that.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:13 am

Ever heard of a morning glory Irkensnax? Pissing with one of them is like using a mortar, but it's possible.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:39 pm

Yeah, sometimes I have to use the bath or sink to give myself a greater margin of error.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:55 pm

I think that Morning Wood is probably the strongest material known to humankind.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 3:07 pm

It can also make for some uncomfortable situations when you share a prison cell, I mean dorm.

Post by **Delphine** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:41 pm

Amazing Grant wrote:It can also make for some uncomfortable situations when you share a prison cell, I mean dorm.

You say uncomfortable situations, I say porn.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:04 pm

Morning wood can hold up anything- from a towel to a coathanger with a full suit on it. Not that people walked in or anything.

SuperKnux · Post by **SuperKnux** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:15 am

Yeah, I've pissed while I had an erection.

IrkenSnax · Post by **IrkenSnax** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 1:19 am

Eh, I don't know, I guess my health teacher was a damn liar... and I'm unknowing, so very unknowing...
And no, that entire story gave me horrible nightmares...

Ritz · Post by **Ritz** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:05 am

I read it, and I relished every sick little detail. omg more plz

Seymour · Post by **Seymour** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:30 am

How does someone cough up their own penis?

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:44 am

It's not medically possible unless the inside of the body is so mutilated that it creates a passage for the rogue cock to get to the mouth. In this case you would be dead and unable to cough up anything.
Alteranively you could bite off/cut off your own penis, swallow it whole and then cough it up.

Sunday Morning Stiffys are the worst, especially if you had a lot to drink on the Saturday.

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