Canseco's Book!!!!!!!!! OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!!!

muke · Post by **muke** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 1:50 pm

I have no idea why anybody cares about this since it's all been said by about fifty other atheletes in their books over the past 25 years.

What gets me, however, is why MLB is actually LOOKING IN TO some of his claims! Yes, they are researching stuff from a book that also said that Bush was "well aware" (when is he ever aware of anything?) of steroid use on the Rangers back when he owned them!

Canseco has also been under house arrest several times (and might currently be now) for...guess what? That's right, SELLING DRUGS TO MINORS!!!!! This guy used to be one of my big heroes when he played on the A's but once I found out about his personality he has offically become one of the Biggest Dinks in Baseball to me.

So let me ask you, would you listen to this man? And why does he think that anything this book has to say would qualify as "shocking?"

Post by **Delphine** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 2:16 pm

Who are we talking about and why should I care?

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 2:23 pm

I know that name from Liar Liar.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 2:31 pm

I thought it was a known fact that everyone in Major League Baseball uses steroids and drugs.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 2:55 pm

Using and distributing are two different things.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 3:51 pm

Is this a thread about baseball? No one cares about baseball, fool.

What a selfish thing to do, starting a thread about a sport that obviously only you care about.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 3:54 pm

Yeah, but Baseball is still America's pasttime. Football is just a bunch of fags rolling around in the grass grabbing each other cocks.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 3:56 pm

Sort of like the NRA, except they prefer guns as their phallic substitute.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 4:26 pm

Heh heh heh... yeah.

muke · Post by **muke** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 4:39 pm

Well, at least this isn't a topic about my car...

Don't worry, it's coming, just as soon as I can get my digital camera working...

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 6:20 pm

Really Grant? Good thing I'm not a member. It turns out that Michael Moore is. That explains a lot.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:38 pm

That Michael Moore likes guns more than you do?

Post by **Delphine** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 9:35 pm

That the NRA is full of a bunch of fucking loonies?

I know we joke about Chris shagging his guns, but in reality he just really likes guns. Heck, I like guns -- not as much as Caffee, but still. The NRA? I swear they actually <I>do</i> fuck their guns. Those people are <i>weird</i>.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:28 am

And they all listen to Toby Keith.