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Lately I do try to think of games that I really like that are more recent, or at least aren't 16-bit. I could make a list of 10 games just limited to the Genesis and still feel like that was a perfectly great list! Man, tell me about it! I feel like such a prude with all these old 2D games dominati...

Hey! Hey, guys! I'm an artist now too!


Posting it now before I start seriously doubting the quality of my work. No takebacks.

Pretend I wrote Doom 2 instead if that's easier to swallow. On the other point, I'll not budge an inch.

I had a precompiled list sitting right here for that fateful day where someone would feign interest over my taste in games. I could go up to 50 in approximate order of preference, if you want! 1. Radiant Silvergun (Saturn) 2. Silhouette Mirage (PS1) 3. Super Monkey Ball (GC) 4. Clockwork Knight 2 (S...

Yeah! Theme song for Generations, leaked two years early. Game's gonna be steamy.

See, this is such a big deal because everything was being transmitted over the network in plain unencrypted text, including credit card info. Sony! You're hilarious!

Shitload of gameplay footage here.

Probably just your Frankenstein Radio Control inhibitor chip. Welcome to hyperreality, which performs better than the average reality. Your turn!

What are we waiting for? I'll kick this off:

I land on your thigh and extend my proboscis. Licking my chops I inject the anticoagulant. "there nothinbg like seeing a cute nude girl wearing cute smell sock that smell like poato chisp wahting somec ute soft cock right", I sputter.

Oh dear.

I think the leper colony might be more your scene. It's not too late to transfer!

No, it makes Sonic 4 Episode 1 completely useless because that was just a mediocre rehash of existing zones from Sonic 1 and 2. The PR team is convinced that Episode 1 was just a warm-up for the original content to come, so it's still something to look forward to, I guess!

Kogen wrote:[03:58] <YarfyFox> It is OK
[03:58] <YarfyFox> GG! will be dead before the age of 50 due to radiation

So no hard feelings, I guess!

Have you... never visited another message board on the entire internet, ever? That's how it's normally done. No, posts are relocated to a publically viewable Shame Receptacle so no context or drama nectar slips through the cracks, and when a person is banned, it's always made abundantly clear in so...

Yeah! He was driven off by virtue of pure shame. The way it should be done, y'know, instead of silently disabling an account and pruning the offending posts, which is funny because I'm pretty sure the edit/delete time limit was first imposed because "depublishing" was apparently such a huge problem....

(Where did the musical holocaust posts go?) Someone's been censoring all of Kogen's Jew-related posts, and he just got permbanned with a sneak undetectable extermination for showcasing his Jewish pride in his avatar and personal info. Anyone want to own up to this? The GHZ's usually a lot classier ...

It does look a bit nerd-pander-y to me, I must confess. Then again, I'm not attracted to women. Fucking EWWW GROSS This isn't the first time I've seen someone complain about Chell's (totally unisex) redesign, and it still isn't making any sense to me. As if anyone ever sprung a boner watching the O...

Narcissism? Really? Do you even read what you type anymore?

http://www.theghz.com/encyclopedia/images/4/49/Sonic3.jpg SCD era Sonic is the definitive "tough and heroic" Sonic to me. It's a damn good look for him. I see crazy-eyed assbrow Nike-grinning modern Sonic and the only image that ever comes to mind is that of some fratboy douche itching to do a keg ...

SRB2 is easily the best 3D platformer I've ever played, I'd never grow tired of it if there were any talent left in the modding community. I'm not even sure why I'm bothering with Bug Too right now when I'd have three times as much fun playing the same game over again. Goddammit. And come on, man, S...

They can do whatever the hell they want with Sonic as long as they stay away from Panzer Dragoon. Better to not put ideas in their heads by asking about it. The series' creator is already set to pseudo-ruin it with a pseudo-sequel for Kinect. Get pumped! But yeah, people have been begging for a 2.5...

Surprised? The Saturn is a proper modest Japanese console that doesn't want you to know about his good games.

Just about had my fill of Purikura Daisakusen , which is wonderful. Also finally got around to playing Three Dirty Dwarves. Mediocre, charming, full of great ideas. Partway through Bug Too!, which is a definite improvement over what little I played of the first. Legitimately challenging platformers ...

That someone out there was thoughtful and cultured enough to mention Clockwork Knight by name is most titillating tidbit by far.

The pillar of our community has set a fine example. We need to get our priorities straight:



The consequences will never be the same.

Anyhow, I echo Ritz' suggestion - from the picture the media has been delivering, from over here it basically looks like an enormous radioactive Cthulhu is about to envelop that whole island with tentacles and drag it down to ocean floor. I don't know what the mainstream media is saying, but it's 1...