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by Wombatwarlord777
Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:11 am
Forum: Site Updates
Topic: 11 Years
Replies: 111
Views: 272064

Re: 11 Years

Just out of curiousity, has anyone besides Green Gibbon ever written a museum page?
by Wombatwarlord777
Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:37 pm
Forum: News
Topic: Sonic and the Quest for Phallic Compensation
Replies: 790
Views: 362915

Re: Sonic and the Quest for Phallic Compensation

It would be hilarious if Eggman were just King Arthur's crazy-ass court jester this time around.
by Wombatwarlord777
Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:33 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: More Mario & Sonic at the Olympics?
Replies: 238
Views: 57138

Re: More Mario & Sonic at the Olympics?

I'd like to see Tails and Knuckles in this imaginary Sonic the Paperhog game, but I can't imagine how they would fly/glide whenever the wind was blowing.
by Wombatwarlord777
Sun Jan 25, 2009 11:05 pm
Forum: News
Topic: Sonic and the Quest for Phallic Compensation
Replies: 790
Views: 362915

Re: Sonic and the Quest for Phallic Compensation

I think the apron is entirely appropriate for him. He's probably the character with the best "Arthurian" design. Oh and another thing...

Knuckle's jagged armor kinda makes him look like his 3-D model from Sonic the Fighters. Anybody else get that impression?
by Wombatwarlord777
Sun Jan 25, 2009 11:00 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Mega Man Nine
Replies: 68
Views: 21293

Re: Mega Man Nine

I don't remember being a bitter nostolgiac until encountering the GHZ online. Since then, its been nothing but bittersweet memories and dehumanizing cynicism. So... Thanks?

Oh, and I pray for the swift return of Sonic 1-though-3+K'esque glory. It'll happen someday...
by Wombatwarlord777
Sun Jan 25, 2009 9:29 pm
Forum: News
Topic: Sonic and the Quest for Phallic Compensation
Replies: 790
Views: 362915

Re: Sonic and the Quest for Phallic Compensation

That Tails-blacksmith has a really great design. Amy, on the other hand... I suppose I can get used to. Her white dress really doesn't look that proper, somehow.
by Wombatwarlord777
Sun Jan 25, 2009 9:16 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: More Mario & Sonic at the Olympics?
Replies: 238
Views: 57138

Re: More Mario & Sonic at the Olympics?

With super spinning papercut abilities!

Okay, that might be a bit of a stretch...
by Wombatwarlord777
Sun Jan 25, 2009 2:18 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Mysterious new SEGA game site online, By Takao Miyoshi
Replies: 112
Views: 23917

Re: Mysterious new SEGA game site online, By Takao Miyoshi

Hasn't it been that way since Sonic Heroes ? Where SEGA trumpets how great and amazing their new game is going to be, and then either expectations are built too high or the actual game itself is a piece of crap? Maybe it would best suit their interests to release games without much fanfare, and let ...
by Wombatwarlord777
Sun Jan 25, 2009 2:08 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: More Mario & Sonic at the Olympics?
Replies: 238
Views: 57138

Re: More Mario & Sonic at the Olympics?

And those rings aren't rotating together...
by Wombatwarlord777
Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:57 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Mysterious new SEGA game site online, By Takao Miyoshi
Replies: 112
Views: 23917

Re: Mysterious new SEGA game site online, By Takao Miyoshi

Baba O'Riley wrote:
On a more relevant note, it seems like an interesting concept, but it's probably going to be ham handedly executed. From what we've seen so far, that looks to be the case.
Probably. But at least they sure ran one hell of a (confusing) advertising campaign.
by Wombatwarlord777
Sat Jan 24, 2009 4:31 pm
Forum: News
Topic: Sonic and the Quest for Phallic Compensation
Replies: 790
Views: 362915

Re: Sonic and the Quest for Phallic Compensation

Neo wrote: P.P.A. wrote: Sonic R Evolution With music by Richard Jacques! Developed by Traveller's Tales and Sumo Digital in cooperation with Artoon. Was the "R Evolution" thing on purpose? Because now it's probably on its way to the Wii. Should I take it that Sumo Digital is another crap developer?
by Wombatwarlord777
Sat Jan 24, 2009 4:25 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Mysterious new SEGA game site online, By Takao Miyoshi
Replies: 112
Views: 23917

Re: Mysterious new SEGA game site online, By Takao Miyoshi

...But... but... I'm not a guitar fondling queer... *sniffle* Well, enough of that. I have to agree with Zeta that this game could do better than cheap potty-humor though. Maybe they could somehow poke fun at stupid executive decisions in the videogame industry. There'd be plenty of content for that...
by Wombatwarlord777
Sat Jan 24, 2009 4:10 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: More Mario & Sonic at the Olympics?
Replies: 238
Views: 57138

Re: More Mario & Sonic at the Olympics?

It might be interesting to divide the Sonic characters and Mario characters into two teams, and control them each at different segments of the story. For instance, in the beginning the game, you're able to control Mario and Luigi. At a certain point (at some climatic cliffhanger, perhaps?), you shif...
by Wombatwarlord777
Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:32 pm
Forum: News
Topic: Sonic and the Quest for Phallic Compensation
Replies: 790
Views: 362915

Re: Sonic and the Quest for Phallic Compensation

I know a similiar question has already been asked in the Weekly Poll section, but what specific American developers did you have in mind? Perhaps a new team at SEGA of America, or a third-party developer? This is purely a personal choice, but I've always liked (or at least tolerated) Dimp's take on ...
by Wombatwarlord777
Fri Jan 23, 2009 11:24 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Mega Man Nine
Replies: 68
Views: 21293

Re: Mega Man Nine

I like games that immediately release an adrenaline rush as soon as you play, and have enough variation to keep you interested in going back. I also tend to like games that haves soundtracks that complement high-speed gameplay and (perhaps contradictory) luscious and rich graphics. That said, the So...
by Wombatwarlord777
Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:41 pm
Forum: News
Topic: Sonic and the Quest for Phallic Compensation
Replies: 790
Views: 362915

Re: Sonic and the Quest for Phallic Compensation

Oh... A chili dog? So THAT'S what's in Sonic's hands... I honestly thought it was a couple of steaming logs somebody photoshoped in, because it looked rather brown due to the shading. Hence the horse poop comment. How ridiculous of me.
by Wombatwarlord777
Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:27 pm
Forum: News
Topic: Sonic Unleashed?
Replies: 2471
Views: 769366

Re: Sonic Unleashed?

I don't think that's really a problem with the Wii version though. There are those little passageway paths, but they seem to be a lot wider and less congested with rails and other gimmicks. That makes it possible to see futher ahead and spot an alternative pathway, or set of springs, or enemy or wha...
by Wombatwarlord777
Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:09 pm
Forum: News
Topic: Sonic and the Quest for Phallic Compensation
Replies: 790
Views: 362915

Re: Sonic and the Quest for Phallic Compensation

Honestly, I don't see how the giant mideval landscapes Sonic is supposed to run through aren't supposed to have at least occasional piles of horse poop.

Let unabashed cynicism commence...
by Wombatwarlord777
Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:02 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: More Mario & Sonic at the Olympics?
Replies: 238
Views: 57138

Re: More Mario & Sonic at the Olympics?

I'm really surprised to hear this, but given that a sequal was made for both Rivals and Riders, I suppose I shouldn't.
by Wombatwarlord777
Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:50 am
Forum: News
Topic: Sonic and the Quest for Phallic Compensation
Replies: 790
Views: 362915

Re: Sonic and the Quest for Phallic Compensation

Although I can't remember many of the exact lines, I love the little idle conversations that the teams have in Sonic Heroes when you don't touch the controls for a minute or so. Especially Vector's "Damn. I forgot to pay the bills at the office." (heavily paraphrased) The odd thing is that most of t...
by Wombatwarlord777
Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:39 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Mysterious new SEGA game site online, By Takao Miyoshi
Replies: 112
Views: 23917

Re: Mysterious new SEGA game site online, By Takao Miyoshi

I thought that Pole character was going to be the focus of the game too, until somebody said he was a Famitsu character. I cannot decide which would be worse... Sega creating its own "Sonic clone" (with results probably similar to Billy Hatcher), or Sega bastardizing video game history, even if they...
by Wombatwarlord777
Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:12 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Mysterious new SEGA game site online, By Takao Miyoshi
Replies: 112
Views: 23917

Re: Mysterious new SEGA game site online, By Takao Miyoshi

Oops, forgot all of those, Shadow Hog, P.P.A. I was going to mention Space Harrier, but I thought it originated before the 8-bit era proper.
by Wombatwarlord777
Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:09 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Obama now President of USA.
Replies: 221
Views: 61330

Re: Obama now President of USA.

Then again, you almost never hear of a German politician having some sort of big scandel. Just what do German comedy writers have for material? Besides US politicians.
by Wombatwarlord777
Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:04 pm
Forum: News
Topic: Sonic Unleashed?
Replies: 2471
Views: 769366

Re: Sonic Unleashed?

Sadly, what nobody knows is that all those metals you collect in the game go towards forging that talking sword in Sonic and the Black Knight.

Also, have any of you guys played both the Wii/PS2 and PS3/X-BOX versions? How do the stages in each compare in your opinions?
by Wombatwarlord777
Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:58 pm
Forum: News
Topic: Sonic and the Quest for Phallic Compensation
Replies: 790
Views: 362915

Re: Sonic and the Quest for Phallic Compensation

I haven't played Sonic Adventure 2 for over a year. What scares me is that I STILL remember its obscure quotes. It demonstrates how skewed my priorities are.