Couldn't you just drive to the factory and pay one of the underpaid employees to throw one in the garbage for you to pick up at night.Locit wrote:Finally managed to order a Switch, so I should be all caught up with you guys in... a couple weeks once it arrives in Hong Kong.
God damn it.
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- Thu Aug 17, 2017 3:22 pm
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: OH YES Sonic Mania (Spoiler free thread)
- Replies: 220
- Views: 172416
Re: OH YES Sonic Mania (Spoiler free thread)
- Mon Aug 14, 2017 5:32 pm
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: OH YES Sonic Mania (Spoiler free thread)
- Replies: 220
- Views: 172416
Re: OH YES Sonic Mania
Side scrolling Sonic games were never long. In fact most 2D platformers can be completed in a few hours. I guess years of side quests spoiled our generation.
- Sat Aug 12, 2017 12:19 pm
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: OH YES Sonic Mania (Spoiler free thread)
- Replies: 220
- Views: 172416
Re: OH YES Sonic Mania
Apparently, the PC Version has been delayed until the 29th. Goddammit. I pre-bought the PC version so I could play it the day it came out (it was really cheap here in Brazil) and bought the Xbox One's Collector's Edition (it was the only one available, I do not own a Xbox One). I guess now I'll hav...
- Fri Aug 11, 2017 5:00 pm
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: Sonic Mania - Game content discussion thread (with spoilers)
- Replies: 42
- Views: 44940
Re: Sonic Mania - Game content discussion thread (with spoil
This will be the first Sonic game for me since Heroes.
EDIT: Wait, never mind, no OSX port. Oh well.
EDIT: Wait, never mind, no OSX port. Oh well.
- Mon Aug 07, 2017 5:29 pm
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: Get Over Here!; or, Swing, You Sinners!
- Replies: 4
- Views: 5595
Re: Get Over Here!; or, Swing, You Sinners!
Quake 2 beat them to the punch by a couple of years.Jingles wrote:I hate to diverge from 2D games so early in the thread, but Team Fortress 2 has had a grappling hook mode since 2014.
- Wed Aug 02, 2017 5:47 pm
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: Sonic Tricks (gifs!)
- Replies: 20
- Views: 16693
Re: Sonic Tricks (gifs!)
The thing about the Mega Drive games is that monitor power-ups take a second to "kick in". (I've lost many a ring this way.) Silv's second .gif isn't a bug, it's just weird game logic. I think that was technically a crush, right? Even if rolling the spike ball can still crush Sonic at that position...
- Mon Jul 31, 2017 12:34 pm
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: Sonic Tricks (gifs!)
- Replies: 20
- Views: 16693
Re: Sonic Tricks (gifs!)
I think that was technically a crush, right? Even if rolling the spike ball can still crush Sonic at that position.Jingles wrote:The thing about the Mega Drive games is that monitor power-ups take a second to "kick in". (I've lost many a ring this way.) Silv's second .gif isn't a bug, it's just weird game logic.
- Sun Jul 30, 2017 2:37 pm
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: Sonic Tricks (gifs!)
- Replies: 20
- Views: 16693
Re: Sonic Tricks (gifs!)
I don't understand the Caterkiller gif.
- Sun Jul 30, 2017 11:12 am
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: Ken Penders owns a bunch of Sonic's shitty sidekicks
- Replies: 97
- Views: 99791
Re: Ken Penders owns a bunch of Sonic's shitty sidekicks
Archie's an infamously evil comic book company. I assume they have all their talent sign release forms for their creative output. If not, I'm sure they certainly do now after the Pender's fiasco.
- Sun Jul 30, 2017 5:27 am
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: Ken Penders owns a bunch of Sonic's shitty sidekicks
- Replies: 97
- Views: 99791
Re: Ken Penders owns a bunch of Sonic's shitty sidekicks
Ironically he could still be working if he didn't fuck himself. It's so easy to get work in the comic industry as long as you hate Trump and spend all your time on Twitter.
- Fri Jul 28, 2017 12:39 pm
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: Ken Penders owns a bunch of Sonic's shitty sidekicks
- Replies: 97
- Views: 99791
Re: Ken Penders owns a bunch of Sonic's shitty sidekicks
I guess Ken wants to totally destroy his legacy.
- Mon Jul 24, 2017 11:15 am
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: OH YES Sonic Mania (Spoiler free thread)
- Replies: 220
- Views: 172416
Re: OH YES Sonic Mania
The 3D themed stages are inspired by the scrapped Saturn 3D bonus stages for Sonic 3D Blast.
- Mon Jul 24, 2017 11:05 am
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: Ken Penders owns a bunch of Sonic's shitty sidekicks
- Replies: 97
- Views: 99791
Re: Ken Penders owns a bunch of Sonic's shitty sidekicks
He reminds me of John K. Penders started off decent but as time went on his drawing styles became so unbound that his work comes off as strange and ugly.
- Mon Jul 24, 2017 4:40 am
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: Ken Penders owns a bunch of Sonic's shitty sidekicks
- Replies: 97
- Views: 99791
Re: Ken Penders owns a bunch of Sonic's shitty sidekicks
Sonic shouldn't have joints or definitive muscle tone.
- Thu Jul 20, 2017 2:50 pm
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: Sonic 2017
- Replies: 195
- Views: 129140
Re: Sonic 2017
Every new piece of media makes this game look less and less appealing. Where to start? Sonic getting thrown around into brick walls like Superman, Tails trying to identify Infinite with a Poke-dex, the shitty music, the lamest villain design I have seen from Sega, the obvious, tired, ruse where Infi...
- Sat Jul 08, 2017 4:42 pm
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: Sonic 2017
- Replies: 195
- Views: 129140
Re: Sonic 2017
Lyrics don't mean a whole lot to a song if the singer is our of key, the guitar is not tuned to proper pitch or the drummer's out of time. Most songs lyrics are nonsensical, but the rhythms, arrangements, harmonies and melodies are appealing. You can listen to lyrics in a different language and a so...
- Fri Jul 07, 2017 2:01 pm
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: Sonic 2017
- Replies: 195
- Views: 129140
Re: Sonic 2017
Yeah but the vocals are embarrassing terrible.
- Fri Jul 07, 2017 8:07 am
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: Sonic 2017
- Replies: 195
- Views: 129140
Re: Sonic 2017
The music is good, the lyrics aren't that bad, it's just the singing that lets it down. I get the impression that the director kept on screaming at the singer to be more passionate and emotional, while the singer isn't really suited to doing such a performance. Or the song is just half-assed like e...
- Thu Jul 06, 2017 9:36 pm
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: Sonic 2017
- Replies: 195
- Views: 129140
Re: Sonic 2017
Seeing all those apologetic comments on that video... We get the Sonic games we deserve, people.
- Tue Jun 27, 2017 2:27 pm
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: Sonic 1 and 2 getting Sonic CD style remakes
- Replies: 100
- Views: 119389
Re: Sonic 1 and 2 getting Sonic CD style remakes
I assumed the remakes were on consoles, too.
- Fri Jun 23, 2017 4:03 pm
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: OH YES Sonic Mania (Spoiler free thread)
- Replies: 220
- Views: 172416
Re: OH YES Sonic Mania
I think Sega should give more control back to Sega of America because they know how to better appease core fans than SoJ could ever imagine.
- Sat Jun 17, 2017 2:37 pm
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: Nintendo Switch & Mario Adventure
- Replies: 53
- Views: 49383
Re: Nintendo Switch & Mario Adventure
My one gripe is their is a lot of textual hand holding. Par for the course at this point. Games journalists will still get on their knees and suck the big N's dick while extolling SMB1's intuitive first level. Classic games had to demonstrate to the player new mechanics with clever level design. No...
- Fri Jun 16, 2017 5:12 pm
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: Nintendo Switch & Mario Adventure
- Replies: 53
- Views: 49383
Re: Nintendo Switch & Mario Adventure
A lot more footage has been released. My one gripe is their is a lot of textual hand holding. Also, the humans from New Donk City are very manikin-esque with little animation. Very Sonic 06 looking.
- Wed Jun 14, 2017 5:55 pm
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: Nintendo Switch & Mario Adventure
- Replies: 53
- Views: 49383
Re: Nintendo Switch & Mario Adventure
OMG MARIO IS APPROPRIATING HISPANIC CULTURE!
- Tue Jun 13, 2017 8:00 pm
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: Sonic 2017
- Replies: 195
- Views: 129140
Re: Sonic 2017
Given the writers of this game, Shadow's reason for joining the bad guys is probably going to be "the strong deserve to rule over the weak!" or something equally abrupt, flimsy, and against his character. Remember back when Shadow had a character arch? Remember when fucking Chaos had an arch and ha...