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by Owen Axel
Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:14 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Sonic on X-Play's 'franchises that need to die' list.
Replies: 81
Views: 18102

What about the traffic light floating eerily in mid-air.
by Owen Axel
Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:42 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Sonic the Hedgehog 360 defecation station
Replies: 385
Views: 87440

Anyway, the girders aren't as good an example as those lilypads in that jungle stage. For that matter, I seem to be stuck in there as Silver, since I reach a dead end, and despite paths being <i>all over the place</i>, the camera angles I'm given all seem to indicate all the paths heading to the sa...
by Owen Axel
Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:05 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Ring Theory 101
Replies: 55
Views: 21774

Super forms, as a rule, can fly if they need to, and super forms, as a rule, are powered by rings. So assume that the gravity-defying property or rings can be absorbed and harnessed for the brief span of that ring's life once converted from one form of energy to another. Each ring only allows flight...
by Owen Axel
Mon Dec 25, 2006 5:54 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Ring Theory 101
Replies: 55
Views: 21774

Frieza2000 wrote:Those aren't rings, they're just balls of golden energy.
After six hits, Super Mecha Sonic changes its attack, and what it fires in multiple directions is definitely golden rings. See:
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by Owen Axel
Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:02 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Ring Theory 101
Replies: 55
Views: 21774

Other thing. S&K's Metal Sonic seems to be the only one able to turn Super by simply absorbing power from the Master Emerald. Not only that, but shortly before being defeated it gained the ability to generate rings and fire them as harmful projectiles. If rings really are created by energy leaked f...
by Owen Axel
Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:14 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Sonic the Hedgehog 360 defecation station
Replies: 385
Views: 87440

I enjoyed both Shadow and Sonic 06, but I wouldn't call either one a quality title. I shouldn't have to compromise quite so much to avoid getting frustrated by the awful controls and unpolished programming. I challenge anyone to find a single human being who's not played Sonic games before, but can ...
by Owen Axel
Fri Dec 22, 2006 11:15 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Ring Theory 101
Replies: 55
Views: 21774

Same place as the *BEYOUP* sound made when you jump comes from.

Sweden, I think.
by Owen Axel
Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:22 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Ring Theory 101
Replies: 55
Views: 21774

There are six Chaos Rings you get out of the special stages in Knuckles Chaotix, plus a seventh one that got turned into the big Dark Ring Eggman's got, according to the manual, as I recall. The bad ending of the game has all the Chaos Rings you collected gather around the Dark Ring, then disintegra...
by Owen Axel
Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:07 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Sonic the Hedgehog 360 defecation station
Replies: 385
Views: 87440

The stupidity and greed of gamers is the only thing preventing the PS3 from a much-deserved crash and burn. 800 Kr (a lot) for a new PS3 game compared to 600 for an XBox 360 game and 500 for a PS2 game? Add that to the fact that a PS3 costs more than twice the asking price for a high-end 360, and sh...
by Owen Axel
Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:01 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Ring Theory 101
Replies: 55
Views: 21774

In Riders Sonic is Super as long as he's not touching the ground. If he hits a ramp he'll go back to super even with zero rings, though he'll be back to normal the instant he lands. Riders probably isn't one to count, since Super Sonic sucks ass compared to the regular Sonic in gameplay. What about ...
by Owen Axel
Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:53 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: A "Hot Shelter" in more ways than one
Replies: 24
Views: 5847

Sonic Rush has quite the reputation of not sucking at all. Not even a little.
by Owen Axel
Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:41 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: A "Hot Shelter" in more ways than one
Replies: 24
Views: 5847

The pits in Riders aren't anything to get your panties in a twist about. There's no fewer bottomless pits in the average Mario Kart game.

The Star Road track in MK Double Dash is considerably more frustrating compared to the Babylon Garden level in Riders, if you ask me. Which you didn't.
by Owen Axel
Sat Dec 16, 2006 11:05 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Sonic the Hedgehog 360 defecation station
Replies: 385
Views: 87440

Aw, but if they put effort into patches and fixes then they won't have time to rush out the next half-assed unfinished product for Christmas 07.

It is a risk they cannot take!
by Owen Axel
Thu Dec 14, 2006 4:22 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Sonic the Hedgehog 360 defecation station
Replies: 385
Views: 87440

Looks like the bastard offspring of a rabbit fucked by the Chesshire Cat.
by Owen Axel
Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:07 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: And let them call us "The idle". . .
Replies: 33
Views: 7503

ZiFei Wu wrote:FAP FAP FAP!
Thanks, I was just looking for an apt use of the term "pretentious drivel". Now try "gelatinous meat bi-product". Oh, you already did. Well done.
by Owen Axel
Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:43 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Sonic the Hedgehog 360 defecation station
Replies: 385
Views: 87440

It can't possibly be that hard for Sega to figure out where the problem lies when the only Sonic games that do well are the ones not developed by Sonic Team. Case in point, Rivals seems to be getting substantially better reviews than the 360 game. Sonic Team really needs to stop making Sonic games. ...
by Owen Axel
Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:03 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: My Balls, Your Balls, Our Balls
Replies: 20
Views: 5001

Let me guess, at the climax of the story it's apocalyptic bukake all over the place?
by Owen Axel
Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:39 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Sonic the Hedgehog 360 defecation station
Replies: 385
Views: 87440

It hasn't got anything to do with those promise downloadable updates to the game, has it? I might give a fraction of a damn in that case.
by Owen Axel
Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:19 am
Forum: "Weekly" Poll
Topic: GHZ beauty contest
Replies: 28
Views: 33569

I've been gay for Green Gibbon since day one.
by Owen Axel
Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:31 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Sonic the Hedgehog 360 defecation station
Replies: 385
Views: 87440

If there was some fantastic unlockable, then you'd expect it to have turned up on Gamefaq's unlockables page by now. There's nothing but the Achievements, and that's a fact.

If I was gonna lie, I'd have at least thought up something more interesting, like oh maybe an Emerald Hill Zone remake level.
by Owen Axel
Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:52 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Sonic the Hedgehog 360 defecation station
Replies: 385
Views: 87440

Whelp, I completed the whole emblem/gold medal/whatever collection thingie in this game, because obviously I'm a complete and total idiot when it comes to this sort of thing. If I didn't believe I was an idiot to attempt it, then the fact of there being diddly-squat in the form of unlockables for fo...
by Owen Axel
Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:51 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Sonic the Hedgehog 360 defecation station
Replies: 385
Views: 87440

The game is piece of crap to beginners, but once you get the hang of it, I've gotta say it's tons of fun. You know the Genesis games, the ones that everyone here loves? You know how the basics of playing the game involved holding down the right directional button on the D pad and occasionally hitti...
by Owen Axel
Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:15 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Sonic the Hedgehog 360 defecation station
Replies: 385
Views: 87440

I've recently beaten the game, and I've got to say, I immensely enjoyed the whole thing. Of course, before getting it I read all those negative reviews, which may have helped. Lots of focus on the negative and very little focus on the positive in those articles, so what I got was confirmation of bad...
by Owen Axel
Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:00 am
Forum: News
Topic: E3 Sonic Next-Gen trailer on XBOX Live Marketplace
Replies: 1171
Views: 381253

I have enough faith in Shadow's emo-ness that I think he can manage to be emo throughout without mentioning Maria. Or would that be lack of faith? One of those.
by Owen Axel
Fri May 05, 2006 9:05 am
Forum: News
Topic: StH: White hedgehog revealed · Shadow · PC Version
Replies: 101
Views: 54595

Oh fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Why was I stupid enough to believe that that "goodbye forever" line at the end of Shadow's game meant that he was finally going to stop showing up in every damn game Sonic Team craps out? Why!?