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by Ritz
Wed Mar 16, 2011 3:06 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Massive tsunami hits Japan (JARED MATTE MEMORIAL THREAD,RIP)
Replies: 122
Views: 60190

Re: Massive tsunami hits Japan (JARED MATTE MEMORIAL THREAD,

The NRC chairman has confirmed that radiation levels at the 4th reactor's spent fuel pool have gotten so high that the 50 workers left (of 750!) can't get close enough to cool things down. GG, It's great that we're finally hearing from you, but you might want to get the fuck out of there! Pretend yo...
by Ritz
Sat Mar 12, 2011 4:43 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Massive tsunami hits Japan (JARED MATTE MEMORIAL THREAD,RIP)
Replies: 122
Views: 60190

Re: Massive tsunami hits Japan

Again there is not going to be a Chernobyl-type event you silly babies. Any radiation leakage is occurring inside the containment building. It would take a ridiculous amount of heat and pressure for the containment to fail. In the worst case, they can always sacrifice the reactors and seal the whol...
by Ritz
Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:12 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Massive tsunami hits Japan (JARED MATTE MEMORIAL THREAD,RIP)
Replies: 122
Views: 60190

Re: Massive tsunami hits Japan

He's dead. He's totally dead. You see those pictures? He's a goner. How fitting that the last thread he made was about that which he loved best: Critiquing children's cereal. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sTsDKcPQ5i0/S13Frycyn1I/AAAAAAAAA_Q/NuiRA6oL7dA/s320/man-tears.jpg Ain't no sunshine when he's gone...
by Ritz
Tue Mar 08, 2011 1:42 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Kuta paid 300 dollars for this
Replies: 24
Views: 8789

Re: Kuta paid 300 dollars for this

Linterna Magica, apparently. It's obvious they were just jerking Kuta around for a laugh and a quick buck when everything else they've done is relatively not shitty.
by Ritz
Mon Mar 07, 2011 6:08 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: What are you playing today?
Replies: 655
Views: 252659

Re: What are you playing today?

X2: No Relief . Horizontal shooter for the PS1. It looks a lot more impressive than it actually is, but then, it really does look impressive. It's practically Sturmwind 14 years early. It's even got the cute little adjustable twin laser weapon. Actually, watching the trailer now, they even share th...
by Ritz
Sat Mar 05, 2011 12:48 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Fictional D-pads
Replies: 38
Views: 16576

Re: Fictional D-pads

This explanation is permissible. Carry on.
by Ritz
Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:41 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Fictional D-pads
Replies: 38
Views: 16576

Re: Fictional D-pads

Could someone please explain to me this fascination with scanlines, again? Isn't it just for replicating the look of old CRT monitors or something? Deliberately making things look shit seems like a novelty one would soon grow tired of, but hey! (Also this is as good an opportunity as ever to formall...
by Ritz
Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:16 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Barney! My Pebbles!
Replies: 45
Views: 18567

Re: Barney! My Pebbles!

You know, that makes a lot of sense! http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y149/SparksTH/09.jpg This was in the 5th issue of that Knuckles series. It was also the best part and I promptly stopped reading because it was clear to me that Ken Penders' bullshit was just on the verge of blossoming. I mean, I ...
by Ritz
Sat Feb 26, 2011 9:25 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: What are you playing today?
Replies: 655
Views: 252659

Re: What are you playing today?

Are you referring to run-and-gun shooters or scrolling shooters? Becuase the latter is like the least wet-blanket genre of games in existence, and the former isn't far behind. Both, but it's about me , not the games. No one likes a one-trick pony. Did my annual Clockwork Knight 2 marathon yesterday...
by Ritz
Thu Feb 24, 2011 2:21 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: What are you playing today?
Replies: 655
Views: 252659

Re: What are you playing today?

Finished Deus Ex a few days ago after three all-nighters. I was concerned I've been a bit of a wet blanket with me only ever playing 2D arcade shmups, so I've determined to start branching out. Amazing game, by the way!
by Ritz
Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:21 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Attack of the Clones
Replies: 25
Views: 11507

Re: Attack of the Clones

Labyrinth was playable and had cool music. I can think of at least 7 other Sonic games that didn't fair nearly so well, so, like, step off, aight?
by Ritz
Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:21 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Urkel to reprise the voice of Sonic in upcoming fan film.
Replies: 95
Views: 55511

Re: Urkel to reprise the voice of Sonic in upcoming fan film

Ribbed for my displeasure. Nice lips, though!
by Ritz
Mon Jan 24, 2011 3:58 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: New Game by Prope: Sky Knight Rodea (Wii/3DS)
Replies: 55
Views: 38303

Re: New Game by Prope: Sky Knight Rodea (Wii/3DS)

That arc bouncing shtick definitely isn't what comes to mind when I think of "capturing the wonder of flying through the air". Actually, so long as we're drawing comparisons to Mario Galaxy (which has proven to be the universal benchmark for everything ), a mechanic akin to the pull stars seems more...
by Ritz
Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:47 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: New Game by Prope: Sky Knight Rodea (Wii/3DS)
Replies: 55
Views: 38303

Re: New Game by Prope: Sky Knight Rodea (Wii/3DS)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvlD1TKRCkY This forum has worked [0] Days without a fatal accident. Really, I'm just glad that Prope's finally gotten around to developing actual games after four (!) years of buildup. First impression was that it sounds like a free-roaming Sin and Punishment 2, and ...
by Ritz
Tue Jan 18, 2011 1:23 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: In case you forgot what quality is
Replies: 42
Views: 16457

Re: In case you forgot what quality is

Sorry, I thought this was a thread for quality?
by Ritz
Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:04 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: In case you forgot what quality is
Replies: 42
Views: 16457

Re: In case you forgot what quality is

Neo's totally right. This thing sucks because it reuses level graphics. It pisses me off even further when it ends up looking good - why on earth reuse official 16 bit graphics and take great effort to blend it in with other bits of stolen level art and your envisioned design when you might just as...
by Ritz
Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:25 pm
Forum: News
Topic: Super Sonic Galaxy
Replies: 1064
Views: 441031

Re: Super Sonic Galaxy

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Sonic Colors DS is a really good game!
by Ritz
Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:32 pm
Forum: "Weekly" Poll
Topic: Fecal Frequence
Replies: 50
Views: 47448

Re: Fecal Frequence

Not to mention that the one time you did decide to splurge, it was with candy. On the day of Jesus' resurrection. How could you possibly repent?!
by Ritz
Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:23 pm
Forum: "Weekly" Poll
Topic: Fecal Frequence
Replies: 50
Views: 47448

Re: Fecal Frequence

Not to criticize any overtly retarded practices or anything, but what kind of god would put so much delicious food on this planet if he didn't mean for you to enjoy any of it? A malicious god, surely? To wit, I can't imagine your family would be too pleased if they paid out of their own pocket to ta...
by Ritz
Sat Jan 01, 2011 1:26 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Christmas Haul
Replies: 48
Views: 18331

Re: Re:

You missed the obvious joke (hence the *lol* right) , you called me honey, you seem to have forgotten that "winter" is only applicable to half the planet, and your consumerism is revolting. You are now more annoying than PPA and Frieza combined. Good job. Gee, you really can't screw around with thi...
by Ritz
Thu Dec 30, 2010 11:49 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Christmas Haul
Replies: 48
Views: 18331

Re: Re:

Maybe Christmas doesn't come from a store. *lol* Kwanzaa doesn't come from a store, honey. Christmas does! Still, sandals? During Winter? I can't think of a more spiteful gift. Sin & Punishment Star Successor (the last 2 were on clearance at Target) FUCK I forgot all about that. Christmas ruined.
by Ritz
Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:38 pm
Forum: "Weekly" Poll
Topic: Fecal Frequence
Replies: 50
Views: 47448

Re: Fecal Frequence

Frieza2000 wrote:I used to go once every 3-4 days but for the last year, after changing my diet from normal food to white flour, peanuts, and two bananas a week, I'm going every day or every other day.
What the hell.
by Ritz
Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:22 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Christmas Haul
Replies: 48
Views: 18331

Re:

I got a brand new pair o' sandals! :D Is that... Is that really the only gift you got? I got $200, which I spent on: Grado SR60i headphones Wacom 6D art pen E3 card reader Fancy poster This shitty thing that I regret buying (I didn't spend that much on it). Actual gifts: Sonic Colors Donkey Kong Co...
by Ritz
Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:27 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Wee Motion Plus
Replies: 41
Views: 13378

Re: Wee Motion Plus

That... That isn't normal?
by Ritz
Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:12 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: What are you playing today?
Replies: 655
Views: 252659

Re: What are you playing today?

Not only are you banned, but henceforth the mention of your name or allusion to your existence by anyone will be punishable by death. I'm okay with this. Couldn't care less about the games, but I still somehow know most all of the characters by name. That anyone can't find someone to like in the se...