I tried to figure out how the hell you pronounce forty to make it sound like farty and came to the conclusion that Southerners are nuts.
That or it went completely over my head.
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- Sat Apr 28, 2012 12:16 pm
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: A joke
- Replies: 91
- Views: 74197
- Fri Apr 27, 2012 8:37 pm
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: Bad news
- Replies: 20
- Views: 12003
Re: Bad news
Green Gibbon! wrote:This is nothing like blogging.
- Thu Apr 26, 2012 8:11 pm
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: Bad news
- Replies: 20
- Views: 12003
Re: Bad news
Green Gibbon! wrote:I accidentally got up a half hour early this morning. :(
- Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:05 am
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: The number 1 conundrum
- Replies: 13
- Views: 10005
Re: The number 1 conundrum
The only time I've heard an actual woman complain about it is when she's been living with the guy for the first time or for a long time, and she falls in in the middle of the night because when you're half-asleep and just have to pee your brain doesn't always acknowledge the seat position. It's not ...
- Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:23 pm
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: The number 1 conundrum
- Replies: 13
- Views: 10005
Re: The number 1 conundrum
lol sexism
- Sat Apr 07, 2012 3:21 pm
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: Sweet Wheat & Sucrose Oats
- Replies: 45
- Views: 55697
Re: Sweet Wheat & Sucrose Oats
Greek style yoghurt tastes better, too. It's the only kind I can eat plain without asking myself why I'm not eating something with flavor.
- Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:06 am
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: Who left all these propane tanks lying around anyway?
- Replies: 40
- Views: 25230
Re: Who left all these propane tanks lying around anyway?
I don't follow BioWare particularly closely any more, but it looks to me like something very serious has happened behind the scenes. EA wants more money. That's about it. There won't be any sequels to Mass Effect, at least nothing that makes any sense. Since the whole... well, the whole pop culture...
- Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:55 am
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: Who left all these propane tanks lying around anyway?
- Replies: 40
- Views: 25230
Re: Who left all these propane tanks lying around anyway?
Ha, yeah. You will never see Tali's face. Players who romance her get a photo of her by their bed... but it's a photoshopped, easily googled stock photo. The endings are all basically the same, just different colors. I'm serious. The green explosions turn blue/red. The details have been gone over in...
- Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:31 pm
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: A joke
- Replies: 91
- Views: 74197
Re: A joke
Three cats are competing in a race. There's an American cat named "one two three", a German cat named "ein zwei drei", and a French cat named "un deux trois". The cats all swim across a lake. The American cat finishes first, the German cat finishes second, but the French cat is nowhere to be found. ...
- Sun Mar 25, 2012 11:25 am
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: Who left all these propane tanks lying around anyway?
- Replies: 40
- Views: 25230
Re: Who left all these propane tanks lying around anyway?
THANK YOU. Everyone I talk to about her says she's hot because apparently they're all BLIND.Green Gibbon! wrote:Also, holy shit, but that reporter chick camping out in my hull is UGLY.
- Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:14 pm
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: Holy living fuck
- Replies: 25
- Views: 16883
Re: Holy living fuck
Gibbon does a dance, but you... don't want to see it. Ever. Trust me.
- Sun Mar 18, 2012 3:00 pm
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: Who left all these propane tanks lying around anyway?
- Replies: 40
- Views: 25230
Re: Who left all these propane tanks lying around anyway?
I was being mostly sarcastic. A properly levelled/equipped Vanguard rarely needs to resort to her shotgun. Charge + Nova + heavy melee + roll the fuck away before than Banshee one-shots you, repeat. The available endings are based on your Effective Military Strength, which is in turn effected by mul...
- Sat Mar 17, 2012 1:51 pm
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: Who left all these propane tanks lying around anyway?
- Replies: 40
- Views: 25230
Re: Who left all these propane tanks lying around anyway?
ME3 is pretty good if you don't play the last twenty minutes. Why is that? Is the ending anti-climactic? Ridiculous? Both? Both. Without spoiling too much, there are three "options" to end the game with, which have absolutely nothing to do with any of the choices you've made over the three games an...
- Fri Mar 16, 2012 7:19 am
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: Who left all these propane tanks lying around anyway?
- Replies: 40
- Views: 25230
Re: Who left all these propane tanks lying around anyway?
ME3 is pretty good if you don't play the last twenty minutes.
- Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:43 am
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: Massive tsunami hits Japan (JARED MATTE MEMORIAL THREAD,RIP)
- Replies: 122
- Views: 59901
Re: Massive tsunami hits Japan (JARED MATTE MEMORIAL THREAD,
Crawl under a desk and kiss your ass goodbye?Green Gibbon! wrote:What are you supposed to do in 10 seconds?
- Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:42 pm
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: Holy living fuck
- Replies: 25
- Views: 16883
Re: Holy living fuck
Yeah, that happened to me, too. Sadly I have no idea what to do about it.
- Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:08 pm
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: Dinsey's Wreck-It Ralph: A love-letter to videogames
- Replies: 133
- Views: 82380
Re: Dinsey's Wreck-It Ralph: A love-letter to videogames
It looks like the impression someone would get from watching games being played as opposed to actually playing them. My mom will think it's perfect.
- Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:40 am
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: Sweet Wheat & Sucrose Oats
- Replies: 45
- Views: 55697
Re: Sweet Wheat & Sucrose Oats
Fruit is nature's candy.
- Sun Feb 05, 2012 5:05 pm
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: Sweet Wheat & Sucrose Oats
- Replies: 45
- Views: 55697
Re: Sweet Wheat & Sucrose Oats
Dulce de... it's dulce de LECHE. It's caramel-like but not really the same thing. Caramel is heated sugar; dulce de leche is heated milk that has been sweetened. And it's fucking delicious.
- Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:47 pm
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: Holy living fuck
- Replies: 25
- Views: 16883
Re: Holy living fuck
Yeah, the mod log is getting a bit crowded. We at least need to chance the verification, but I don't have access to it.
- Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:38 pm
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: What are you playing today?
- Replies: 655
- Views: 251272
Re: What are you playing today?
Green Gibbon! wrote:I was a heartbeat away from picking it up, but I ended up getting cereal instead...
- Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:54 pm
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: This confuses me too deeply to think of a title
- Replies: 16
- Views: 10540
Re: This confuses me too deeply to think of a title
One time I saw Sonic dancing with a hobo in Hollywood. Sadly I did not have my camera with me.
- Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:36 pm
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: I take back every bad thing I ever said about Canada
- Replies: 12
- Views: 8178
Re: I take back every bad thing I ever said about Canada
Holic knows for a fact. Poor man has had sixty abortions.
- Sun Jan 01, 2012 5:28 pm
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: TWUNNY 12
- Replies: 5
- Views: 4377
Re: TWUNNY 12
I think I got married to a firework.
- Sat Dec 31, 2011 6:24 pm
- Forum: Open Forum
- Topic: Does this make me gay?
- Replies: 54
- Views: 33521
Re: Does this make me gay?
I assume fish semen is off the menu as well, as it has the potential to be more fish.