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by Delphine
Sat Apr 28, 2012 12:16 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: A joke
Replies: 91
Views: 74197

Re: A joke

I tried to figure out how the hell you pronounce forty to make it sound like farty and came to the conclusion that Southerners are nuts.

That or it went completely over my head.
by Delphine
Fri Apr 27, 2012 8:37 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Bad news
Replies: 20
Views: 12003

Re: Bad news

Green Gibbon! wrote:This is nothing like blogging.
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by Delphine
Thu Apr 26, 2012 8:11 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Bad news
Replies: 20
Views: 12003

Re: Bad news

Green Gibbon! wrote:I accidentally got up a half hour early this morning. :(
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by Delphine
Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:05 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: The number 1 conundrum
Replies: 13
Views: 10005

Re: The number 1 conundrum

The only time I've heard an actual woman complain about it is when she's been living with the guy for the first time or for a long time, and she falls in in the middle of the night because when you're half-asleep and just have to pee your brain doesn't always acknowledge the seat position. It's not ...
by Delphine
Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:23 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: The number 1 conundrum
Replies: 13
Views: 10005

Re: The number 1 conundrum

lol sexism
by Delphine
Sat Apr 07, 2012 3:21 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Sweet Wheat & Sucrose Oats
Replies: 45
Views: 55697

Re: Sweet Wheat & Sucrose Oats

Greek style yoghurt tastes better, too. It's the only kind I can eat plain without asking myself why I'm not eating something with flavor.
by Delphine
Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:06 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Who left all these propane tanks lying around anyway?
Replies: 40
Views: 25230

Re: Who left all these propane tanks lying around anyway?

I don't follow BioWare particularly closely any more, but it looks to me like something very serious has happened behind the scenes. EA wants more money. That's about it. There won't be any sequels to Mass Effect, at least nothing that makes any sense. Since the whole... well, the whole pop culture...
by Delphine
Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:55 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Who left all these propane tanks lying around anyway?
Replies: 40
Views: 25230

Re: Who left all these propane tanks lying around anyway?

Ha, yeah. You will never see Tali's face. Players who romance her get a photo of her by their bed... but it's a photoshopped, easily googled stock photo. The endings are all basically the same, just different colors. I'm serious. The green explosions turn blue/red. The details have been gone over in...
by Delphine
Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:31 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: A joke
Replies: 91
Views: 74197

Re: A joke

Three cats are competing in a race. There's an American cat named "one two three", a German cat named "ein zwei drei", and a French cat named "un deux trois". The cats all swim across a lake. The American cat finishes first, the German cat finishes second, but the French cat is nowhere to be found. ...
by Delphine
Sun Mar 25, 2012 11:25 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Who left all these propane tanks lying around anyway?
Replies: 40
Views: 25230

Re: Who left all these propane tanks lying around anyway?

Green Gibbon! wrote:Also, holy shit, but that reporter chick camping out in my hull is UGLY.
THANK YOU. Everyone I talk to about her says she's hot because apparently they're all BLIND.
by Delphine
Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:14 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Holy living fuck
Replies: 25
Views: 16883

Re: Holy living fuck

Gibbon does a dance, but you... don't want to see it. Ever. Trust me.
by Delphine
Sun Mar 18, 2012 3:00 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Who left all these propane tanks lying around anyway?
Replies: 40
Views: 25230

Re: Who left all these propane tanks lying around anyway?

I was being mostly sarcastic. A properly levelled/equipped Vanguard rarely needs to resort to her shotgun. Charge + Nova + heavy melee + roll the fuck away before than Banshee one-shots you, repeat. The available endings are based on your Effective Military Strength, which is in turn effected by mul...
by Delphine
Sat Mar 17, 2012 1:51 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Who left all these propane tanks lying around anyway?
Replies: 40
Views: 25230

Re: Who left all these propane tanks lying around anyway?

ME3 is pretty good if you don't play the last twenty minutes. Why is that? Is the ending anti-climactic? Ridiculous? Both? Both. Without spoiling too much, there are three "options" to end the game with, which have absolutely nothing to do with any of the choices you've made over the three games an...
by Delphine
Fri Mar 16, 2012 7:19 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Who left all these propane tanks lying around anyway?
Replies: 40
Views: 25230

Re: Who left all these propane tanks lying around anyway?

ME3 is pretty good if you don't play the last twenty minutes.
by Delphine
Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:43 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Massive tsunami hits Japan (JARED MATTE MEMORIAL THREAD,RIP)
Replies: 122
Views: 59901

Re: Massive tsunami hits Japan (JARED MATTE MEMORIAL THREAD,

Green Gibbon! wrote:What are you supposed to do in 10 seconds?
Crawl under a desk and kiss your ass goodbye?
by Delphine
Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:42 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Holy living fuck
Replies: 25
Views: 16883

Re: Holy living fuck

Yeah, that happened to me, too. Sadly I have no idea what to do about it.
by Delphine
Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:08 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Dinsey's Wreck-It Ralph: A love-letter to videogames
Replies: 133
Views: 82380

Re: Dinsey's Wreck-It Ralph: A love-letter to videogames

It looks like the impression someone would get from watching games being played as opposed to actually playing them. My mom will think it's perfect.
by Delphine
Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:40 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Sweet Wheat & Sucrose Oats
Replies: 45
Views: 55697

Re: Sweet Wheat & Sucrose Oats

Fruit is nature's candy.
by Delphine
Sun Feb 05, 2012 5:05 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Sweet Wheat & Sucrose Oats
Replies: 45
Views: 55697

Re: Sweet Wheat & Sucrose Oats

Dulce de... it's dulce de LECHE. It's caramel-like but not really the same thing. Caramel is heated sugar; dulce de leche is heated milk that has been sweetened. And it's fucking delicious.
by Delphine
Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:47 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Holy living fuck
Replies: 25
Views: 16883

Re: Holy living fuck

Yeah, the mod log is getting a bit crowded. We at least need to chance the verification, but I don't have access to it.
by Delphine
Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:38 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: What are you playing today?
Replies: 655
Views: 251272

Re: What are you playing today?

Green Gibbon! wrote:I was a heartbeat away from picking it up, but I ended up getting cereal instead...
by Delphine
Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:54 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: This confuses me too deeply to think of a title
Replies: 16
Views: 10540

Re: This confuses me too deeply to think of a title

One time I saw Sonic dancing with a hobo in Hollywood. Sadly I did not have my camera with me.
by Delphine
Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:36 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: I take back every bad thing I ever said about Canada
Replies: 12
Views: 8178

Re: I take back every bad thing I ever said about Canada

Holic knows for a fact. Poor man has had sixty abortions.
by Delphine
Sun Jan 01, 2012 5:28 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: TWUNNY 12
Replies: 5
Views: 4377

Re: TWUNNY 12

I think I got married to a firework.
by Delphine
Sat Dec 31, 2011 6:24 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Does this make me gay?
Replies: 54
Views: 33521

Re: Does this make me gay?

I assume fish semen is off the menu as well, as it has the potential to be more fish.