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j-man wrote:

Delphine wrote:Now we know what j-man does in his spare time.

One time, during, a girl wouldn't "let me go". You know, downstairs. With her vagina. True story. It was pretty intimate. Also, terrifying.

What do you mean she wouldn't let you go? Did her vagina have a vice clamp?

Crash Team Racing is pretty okay.

...Well, I guess this adds a sense of realism to a game that was in dire need of it.

Crowbar wrote:

Wombatwarlord777 wrote:Off the top of my head, Big could waddle through the turent section of Sky Deck in his efforts to escape the Egg Carrier.

This is the worst idea ever.

Big must fight three bosses.

I'm with Kogen on this. Generally, as long as I don't have a knee jerk reaction and smack something that's bitten me, I'll take it outside...

...except for ticks. I will crush ticks with the nearest heavy object, then grind them against the floor until I am sure they are dead.

The lens flare and bloom are a nice touch.

I wonder if 2D makes the werehog portions any better.

My suspension of disbelief was just stretched beyond capacity.

Kogen wrote:This game gets my vote for most annoying game of 2009.

It hasn't even come out yet.

J.C.14 wrote:Coincidentally, I've eaten semen since twelve.

*resists making a semen/hot dog joke*

...?

So... Sony's fighting pirated software by making an entirely software based system?

Um... Can someone explain that to me? I really don't get it.

Zeta wrote:But I am a homosexual. That's my main complaint with the game. : p

Don't explain the joke!

I'm intrigued.

Is there any way to convey a single fascinated eyebrow over the internet?

Kogen wrote:Because it is called 'SEGA Superstars' or 'All-Stars'.

Most people do not know what a burning ranger is.

Now imagine that guy managing a park.

Well... I had an Uncle Richard that tried to bring nude theater to a festival in Waterdeep... Exposure is usually good for an actor's career, but even so, a cold reception for the play caused the cast to shrink steadily. Blackballed, my uncle tried to recruit from the thieves' guild, but they wouldn...

Puns are the highest form of humor.

I figure it's one of those games where the Classic Controller or GameCube controller are required. And if it's Classic, then, well, Street Fighter 2 worked pretty well on the SNES. You actually can work it with only the Wii Remote, making combos ridiculously easy by simplifying them. Mm... I'm all ...

Isuka wrote:It's not just that, it's the foundational basis of every competent player's offensive strategy.

That gave me a hearty chuckle.

Blount wrote:I'm beginning to suspect this topic's title changes to "Submit Your Cheats" to anyone with 0 posts.

Shoryuken is not a cheat. It's a way to establish priority over someone who's getting too jumpy.

j-man wrote:Pft, Clive Owen. I taught him everything he knows.

Hey Baba, wanna move to small-town UK and join my acoustic ska cover band? After that, all we need is some bongos and we're set.

It's a dream I've had since I was a young boy in two-tone shoes.

j-man wrote:So I've been scoping this game out a little. Unless I'm mistaken, the console port is going to be Wii only. Is that about right?

Balls.

Upon giving it some thought, I realized that I would be very interested in reggae/dub covers of RHCP.

And I would not be interested in seeing a charming British man dealing with human waste.

Unless it was Clive Owen.

You know, my girlfriend has DID. It's kind of like accessing a forum, except occasionally, the Site News board doesn't cry on my shoulder and have an existentialist crisis about the nature of being a part of a larger database of information.

I thought it was a play on that. Ska Tissue.

Like a dub/reggae cover band that specializes in RHCP.

Zeta wrote:

Well, that's not exactly how it works, and aside from the occasional useless sack of shit, most of your party members have a good amount of utility and you generally manage through it.

Still feels like a title comprised of nothing but Guest Star Party members.

You wouldn't be entirely wrong.