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And NT, just think of this awful thread as 'desensitivity training' to prepare you for other "surprises" you find on the internet. You think this is bad, this is nothing compared to the crazy crap that happens in the Rockman(Megaman) fandom. One of my friends once showed me a picture of Strider rap...

Maybe the Chaotix should fire Charmy and re-hire Mighty?

Speaking of which, it took me months of searching to discover Mighty was an armadillo. He's definately the most poorly drawn Sonic character of all time. I had thought he was a very ugly badger when I first saw him.

What about Chocolat/Cheese? Incestuous gay water sprites. Actually since Chao don't actually have gender, that wouldn't be very gay. And while it would be incestuous, you can easily inbreed Chao in SA and SA2 . . . It would be funny to see "porn" of that happening. Cheese moaning, his eyes rolled ba...

The new one. Simply because Amy Rose looked like a godawful traffic accident between Sonic and a truck of pink paint in the old style. And who can forget that awful, clashing, bright green, Minnie Mouse dress? *shudders* Amy's new design is actually decent and interesting. Eggman looks better, too. ...

There are so many Neo/Agent Smith fics out there, it's mind-boggling. Yet strangely enough, I have never seen a Kid/Neo fic, despite the fact that Kid acts like he's just waiting for Neo to turn his head so he can gobble Neo's wang. Sonic/Chris would actually be funny, if Sonic treated Chris like th...

I hate the comics because the writers inevitably can't find a balance. Either they take Sonic too seriously, or they don't take him seriously enough. First of all, Sonic is not an epic, angsty, dark Spiderman/Batman superhero saga. You try and tell a sweeping dramatic story with brightly colored car...

I wonder if it's just coincidence that the two games where Metal Sonic transformed into a gigantic monsterous enemy and acted as the last boss sucked donkey balls?

It's twisted fanboy/girl logic. Amy is interested in Sonic. Tails is Sonic's sidekick. Cream is pretty much Amy's sidekick - she hasn't been explicitly called that, but that's how she was treated in Sonic Battle and Sonic Heroes. Therefore, Cream and Tails must like eachother. Also, they both fly, s...

I don't understand why FLCL was turned into a series. Really, it would problably have done better as a long movie than a short series. People wouldn't complain about it being short if it was a two-hour movie instead of a couple of episodes . . .

People are never sure if Tails is just a mutated fox, or a two-tailed kitsune. But kitsunes have one tail for every 100 years they lived. So if Tails had two tails, that would make him 200 years old. Perhaps this explains his mechanical genius? He's a supergenius who's not inept because of youth, bu...

The big question is, if SB takes place after SH - what happened to Metal Sonic and E-123?

Personally, I think they're off somewhere having oily, metallic, gay, robotic, sex.

Why stop at boob bombs? Give that woman asscheeks that detatch and double as shurikens. And a bear trap for a vagina. And . . . I can't figure out what weapon pubic hair could double as. I'm going to assume she shaves down there so I don't have to go that extra mile.

I wear briefs. Boxers are cool because of the designs you can put on them. But frankly, my equipment tends to wander, so I like to keep it fairly restrained. I don't want to turn my head away for a second, and then find out that my gentials snuck away and murdered a flight attendant. It doesn't look...

Yes.

Actually, if we learned anything from the Little Mermaid, it's that you shouldn't go after Mermaids 'cause they don't have vaginas. There's only so much oral can do for you while the smell of dead seafood fills your nostrils. I'm not sure if mermen have mer-wangs, or if they just pop their juice out...

Until I was a teenager, I was convinced that cows had four penises and that milk was cow-piss. When I was a teenager, I began to suspect that milk was cow semen. Finally, I figured out that boobies and udders are the same thing, just in different places. That was mind-warping. Then I began to think ...

Many people find it difficult to believe that I am indeed an early 80's anime character.

You can't be Ataru. You're too perveted to turn down an offer of sex from an alien princess in a tiger-striped bikini.

Even if said sex would result in you being friend like a Kentucky Chicken.

Ray's dead. He got shot by a hillbilly hunter and ended up in a stew. Some little prepubecent misanthrope is wearing his skin as a tacky hat, and his tail is attatched to the radio antenna of an old pickup truck.

This has got to be self-parody, because it sounds like Watanabe is living out the events of "Cowboy Funk".

Only without the bomber dressed up as a teddy bear . . .

You know, even though he looks kind of Austrailian, for some reason I can't think of Fang as anything but French. I don't know why. I guess Fang is stuck in that other dimension with Bean, Bark, Mighty, Bomb, and Heavy. Actually, I'd like to see that. Watching Fang, Bean, Bark, Mighty, Bomb, and Hea...