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Sonic 2 Europe, no problem. Sonic himself looks a little odd, but Tails is great, and the looming Robotnik is just perfect.

Sonic 3 US and Chaos Europe come in for a joint second.

Hyper characters for me. By the time I got round to unlocking them, I'd been through the whole of 3 & Knuckles a good four or five times, so it was kinda theraputic to suddenly be able to completely lay waste to the levels and laugh in the face of 99% of the hazards. Plus, you can't help but love Su...

ban ME wrote:I do, however, always try and admit the circumstances of nature.

Quick, someone claim he has a small penis!

It's SHINY!

Oh, yea, I remember one: The hand that stuck out of the toilet in Zelda: Majora's Mask. What's even more WTF is that the bathroom doesn't seem to have a door. It's just out in plain view like the innkeepers have some sort of sick fetish watching other people do their business. ~Neo That dude's in O...

Gamecube, no problem. Resi 4 first and foremost, with Smash Bros., Donkey Konga, Timesplitters 2 and a surprising amount of X-Men Legends.

GBA and DS probably take equal second place, thanks to the efforts of Fire Emblem and Zoo Keeper respectively.

My brother had a WTF-worthy demo of Cannon Fodder on his Amiga. First twist? It wasn't a demo as such, it was two new levels. Second twist? It was actually called Cannon Soccer, and one of the two levels required you to invade a Sensible Soccer match and waste all the players for no reason . It was ...

About as enlightening as the Elektra complex.

BAZING

Holy fucking Christ, I just deposited something in my pants.

IT WAS SEMEN.

Esrever wrote:I like my version of Spring Yard better, though.
http://www.samandfuzzy.com/misc/slogan-springyard.mp3

That's damn awesome.

That is fucking awesome. Top marks to Green Hill and the boss theme.

BUT I'M ALREADY THERE

Kishi wrote:No, it isn't.

Yeah, well...shit.

I like the colours, but I'd agree that some more variety is needed in regards to the female characters.

Actually, I just remembered Cream and Vanilla, so they're not all pinks and purples. I'd still like a bit more imagination though.

That's from the CD intro, fucknut.

Best zone music in the best Sonic game on Game Gear: Sonic Chaos's Mecha Green Hill Zone was a reference to some earlier level or other. Green Hills from 8-bit Sonic 2. Which in turn was based off one of the Sonic CD songs, can't remember which though... Although since 2 was before CD, I guess that...

Damn right. My hooks have rarely been so tentered.

Anyway, yeah. Purdy games are nice an' all, but I'm really looking forward to waving that controller around like a sword or whatever. System specs never mean that much to me anyhow.

Cats fucking own. There's a reason you never see a witch with an assistant dog.

Ngangbius wrote:Also, does anyone know if Advance War DS is easy to get into for an Advance War newbie?

I think the first three or four campaigns act as a tutorial.

Omni Hunter wrote:I'm 5' 6" so I must have huge penii.

...Plural?

One Classy Bloke wrote:Those who do not ally with a large traditional group of badasses are the most badass of all.

By this logic, one who declares C-3P0 more badass then anyone is the ultimate badass...

It made me chuckle wryly, so I guess that would be classified as "pretty funny".

Ritz wrote:All of the cool people are doing it, so I must conform.

What he said.

Well, I got Rush this morning. Fantastic graphics, phenomenal music, good handling, ace Special Stages. Bottomless fucking pits and cheaply placed fucking enemies every-fucking-where. I lasted about 4 hours then gave up and took it back to the shop, exchanging it for Wario Ware Touched. And I'm glad...

j-man wrote:Everyone just wants another excuse to write "witticisms" about how lame the Shadow game will be.

lolz shadwo is crap