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by The Doc
Sat Jul 05, 2008 9:28 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Super Potat Swag
Replies: 41
Views: 10822

Re: Super Potat Swag

Segaholic2 wrote:The N64 controller was the worst first-party controller ever. Yes, ever.
My rebuttal:

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Your Honor, I rest my case.
by The Doc
Sat Jul 05, 2008 9:25 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Campfire story
Replies: 9
Views: 2367

Re: Campfire story

It's like Mad Libs, only not quite as "mad". "Somewhat Peculiar LIbs", maybe.
by The Doc
Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:15 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Bubble... bubble wrap?
Replies: 34
Views: 6891

Re: Bubble... bubble wrap?

It's hard enough finding an American Wii. How in the sphincter of Hell are you gonna find a Japanese one?
by The Doc
Thu May 29, 2008 9:34 am
Forum: Site Updates
Topic: 11 Years
Replies: 111
Views: 271433

Re: 11 Years

Locit wrote:I am playing the world's tiniest Internet violin for you. Really, I am.

Get over it.
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:grin:
by The Doc
Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:59 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: hey BUTT CHEESE
Replies: 17
Views: 5625

Re: hey BUTT CHEESE

...............................................I don't get it.
by The Doc
Wed Apr 02, 2008 6:53 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: My way indeed
Replies: 45
Views: 12575

Re: My way indeed

If I didn't have gastric bypass surgery, this'd be a no-brainer.

As it stands, I can barely eat a Pop Tart.

Being fat sucks even when you become skinny.
by The Doc
Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:14 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Secret Garden of the Colossus
Replies: 16
Views: 6350

Just for kicks, I actually walked the Massive-Ass Bridge once. Took, like, ten minutes, and all I got was blown back by a high wind.
by The Doc
Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:19 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Anybody for tea?
Replies: 58
Views: 15092

See, THIS is why I stay away from the big-time fads. Before you see it coming, "Transformers: The Musical".
by The Doc
Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:16 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: "NiGHTS" confirmed for the Wii Virtual Console.
Replies: 12
Views: 3924

...Oh. I didn't check. Sorry. As the kids say these days, "My bad, dawg. Wurd."
by The Doc
Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:58 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: "NiGHTS" confirmed for the Wii Virtual Console.
Replies: 12
Views: 3924

"NiGHTS" confirmed for the Wii Virtual Console.

No need to run to the Ophthalmology, you read right, Sonic Team developed NiGHTS has been confirmed by both Sega and Nintendo this morning. Rumors reached its peek this past week as pictures published on Nintendo’s official periodical Official Nintendo Magazine circulated throughout the web ...
by The Doc
Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:09 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: I want this shirt.
Replies: 6
Views: 2509

You know some poor douche is gonna wear that digital clock shirt every goddamned time 24 is on.
by The Doc
Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:35 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Allow me to be the first...
Replies: 12
Views: 3473

Yeah, that stuff beat the shit outta Fruit Roll-Ups.
by The Doc
Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:28 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: From Mii to Mii Friends
Replies: 101
Views: 25019

I don't have a Wii, but I completed Zelda on the GameCube and I've gotta say, some of the best fun I've had on that console in a long while. To compare, I went to EB Games and played the Zelda demo on the Wii. It was a bit disorienting doing everything in reverse, and shooting arrows was a little ha...
by The Doc
Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:21 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Got a Dreamcast
Replies: 10
Views: 3203

Take it to the swordsmith.

...

......Play an RPG. Something needs fixed, the swordsmith can fix it.
by The Doc
Sat Dec 23, 2006 4:41 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: PSO Dreamcast and GameCube servers to be shut down.
Replies: 23
Views: 5648

...Maybe it's the running fever or the fact that I am clinically insane, but I have no idea what the fuck you just said.
by The Doc
Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:13 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Ring Theory 101
Replies: 55
Views: 21529

Maybe the rings themselves are non-canon. Invisible items in the Sonic world, but visible benchmarks solely for the player. I mean, maybe I'm missing one or two instances, but when has a character in the games ever actually acknowledged the Rings? In the Special Stages, whenever the words come up "C...
by The Doc
Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:10 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: PSO Dreamcast and GameCube servers to be shut down.
Replies: 23
Views: 5648

...Oh, Christ, I am such an IDIOT.

Midnight on APRIL 1. It's probably an April Fools' joke.
by The Doc
Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:50 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: And let them call us "The idle". . .
Replies: 33
Views: 7344

...Riiiiiiiiight.

Say, you didn't happen to take a bunch of drugs, didja?
by The Doc
Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:49 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: PSO Dreamcast and GameCube servers to be shut down.
Replies: 23
Views: 5648

Does anything I say ever make sense, ever?
by The Doc
Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:43 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: PSO Dreamcast and GameCube servers to be shut down.
Replies: 23
Views: 5648

Well, it WAS in Japanese, but really, only one way to find out.
by The Doc
Sun Dec 10, 2006 1:39 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: PSO Dreamcast and GameCube servers to be shut down.
Replies: 23
Views: 5648

Here's a question I've got: what about the Wii? Will the GameCube games be playable online?
by The Doc
Sun Dec 10, 2006 1:38 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: PSO Dreamcast and GameCube servers to be shut down.
Replies: 23
Views: 5648

OK, here's the rough translation (NOT A QUOTE): ~~~~~ [To those who utilize the network service for "PHANTASY STAR ONLINE", thank you very much. As of Saturday, March 31, 2007, we have decided that, regarding the Dreamcast editions of "PHANTASY STAR ONLINE" and "PHANTASY STAR ONLINE ver.2" and GameC...
by The Doc
Sun Dec 10, 2006 1:18 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: PSO Dreamcast and GameCube servers to be shut down.
Replies: 23
Views: 5648

PSO Dreamcast and GameCube servers to be shut down.

According to this article (which I got by way of PSO-World.com), Dreamcast and GameCube PSO players only have until April 1, 2007 to finish up whatever affairs they have online in order before they both are given the permanent axe. From PSO-World: On April 1st, 2007, Sonic Team will officially be sh...
by The Doc
Sat Dec 09, 2006 4:39 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: My Balls, Your Balls, Our Balls
Replies: 20
Views: 4921

...Why doesn't he just JACK OFF?
by The Doc
Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:16 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Kid arrested for opening Christmas present early
Replies: 10
Views: 3179

I think "the world is stupid" pretty much sums everything up.