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by The Scarlet Scorpion
Tue Jun 07, 2005 10:18 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Play With Me
Replies: 21
Views: 4225

Kishi wrote:Jesus!
You called?

And you sort of lost me on the whole eye-gauging thing... >_<
by The Scarlet Scorpion
Tue Jun 07, 2005 10:13 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Some museums just keep fetal pigs in those jars... (N.W.S.)
Replies: 8
Views: 1700

Some museums just keep fetal pigs in those jars... (N.W.S.)

http://www.mosnews.com/news/2004/04/28/rasputin.shtml/ Perhaps they should have had Ron Jeremy play him instead of Tom Baker... unless Lalla Ward knows something I don't.

In other news, man finds unique alternative to the common armband. What would Lance Armstrong say?

Discuss.
by The Scarlet Scorpion
Tue Jun 07, 2005 9:55 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: The best thing ever. Seriously.
Replies: 12
Views: 3203

No wonder you've been walking funny.
by The Scarlet Scorpion
Wed Jun 01, 2005 6:01 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Sonic the Hedgehog: THE MOVIE!
Replies: 38
Views: 7478

No, really?

Or were you already being sarcastic?
by The Scarlet Scorpion
Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:58 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Shocking Revelations
Replies: 71
Views: 13058

Nothing really major, it's just that I noticed only recently, for the first time, that there are women going "ooooohhhhh-aaaaahhhhhh" in the "Version 1977" arangement for the "Lupin III" theme. I also have noted that the theme to "Robot Chicken" sounds eerily like "The Worms Crawl In, The Worms Craw...
by The Scarlet Scorpion
Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:31 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Sonic the Hedgehog: THE MOVIE!
Replies: 38
Views: 7478

That is awesome.

The funniest (scariest?) thing about it is that it's highly plausable. I mean, that "Mario" film is like some similar Photoshop fever dream too, only it got made.

So be careful there Spazz, don't let Ken Penders see that pic; he may just get some ideas...
by The Scarlet Scorpion
Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:18 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Are you an ASSMAN, too?
Replies: 42
Views: 7697

I would like to defenestrate this post. You've just said the secret word! ... Yeah. But anyways, personally, I'm kinda ambivilant about buttocks, because while they are frequently rather lovely, and some can even look absolutely exquisite, they still serve a rather ghastly anatomical function. So, ...
by The Scarlet Scorpion
Wed Jun 01, 2005 4:45 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: I Hate Everything About You
Replies: 111
Views: 19462

Baba O'Reily wrote:The Scarlet Scorpion
It's nothing personal, you're just whiny, pathetic, and often spineless.
It's funny 'cause it's true. :mrgreen:
by The Scarlet Scorpion
Wed Jun 01, 2005 4:38 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: If anyone at all cares,
Replies: 17
Views: 3212

Bo wrote:Didn't Dave Bulmer used to frequent the GHZ? I think he dropped off our radar before he started his comic book, but I remember him doing a great parody of the U.S. Sonic CD opening song.
Both he and Abby Ryder, in fact.

I don't remember the song parody, though. Does anyone have a copy of it?
by The Scarlet Scorpion
Sun May 29, 2005 10:57 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: I Hate Everything About You
Replies: 111
Views: 19462

Yes, thank you, we're getting back on topic --

Oh, wait. :P
by The Scarlet Scorpion
Sun May 29, 2005 10:52 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: This is new to me...
Replies: 47
Views: 8679

Ah, yes, that idea. I remember, GG!, that you mentioned that back around 2001 on the previous board several times, including in a thread devoted to the top ten sexiest women in videogames (which was itself done in response to a similar list in a video game magazine which you were disgusted with, as ...
by The Scarlet Scorpion
Sun May 29, 2005 10:38 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: GHZ: Survivor!
Replies: 47
Views: 10566

All right. Just... You know... Think before you say each word. (Or suck up to mods or quote three page longs posts etc etc bitch bitch) Thanks. I'll work on that. No offense, though, but how am I sucking up to the mods? If this is about a GHZ webcomic, hell, I only though it would be cool because, ...
by The Scarlet Scorpion
Sun May 29, 2005 10:21 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: I Hate Everything About You
Replies: 111
Views: 19462

Is that better? I can trim it a bit more if you all want me to?
by The Scarlet Scorpion
Sun May 29, 2005 10:14 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: I Hate Everything About You
Replies: 111
Views: 19462

DarkPrime wrote:One way you could've fixed that, TSS, was to not quote that post.
Yeah, I kinda thought about that after I posted, but I'm trying to cut down on unnessessary editing. Can't have it both ways, can I?

Don't answer that.

And can we get back to insulting each other and not inanimate objects?
by The Scarlet Scorpion
Thu May 26, 2005 4:03 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Deadly Wang Disarmed by Robot
Replies: 7
Views: 5130

I wonder what John Ashcroft would say about this?
by The Scarlet Scorpion
Thu May 26, 2005 3:58 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: GHZ: Survivor!
Replies: 47
Views: 10566

You're right Del, it doesn't matter. I can't believe that it took this long to realize that, but I guess I have now. Thanks. :grin: And -wyvern, I do have friends a lot of friends, and since they've gotten back from college recently, I can start hanging out with them again. Anyhow, can we maybe call...
by The Scarlet Scorpion
Thu May 26, 2005 3:44 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: I Hate Everything About You
Replies: 111
Views: 19462

My turn you pillow-biters! plasticwingsband He didn't get my bi-polar joke. PlasticWingsBand Just because. Amazing Grant For not visiting LA this summer as was previously stated :cry: The Scarlet Scorpion For wasting space. Look at all the space here! How much more pointless space do you think I sh...
by The Scarlet Scorpion
Wed May 25, 2005 9:58 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: International Badnik Contest
Replies: 30
Views: 6923

Wow, I really wish I could edit sprites, because I really would like to enter this contest.

Maybe The GHZ should band together and enter as a team? Between all of us, we might be able to pull this off.

Just a thought...
by The Scarlet Scorpion
Wed May 25, 2005 9:50 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: A public appology to Del. (nws)
Replies: 37
Views: 13130

I'm so glag my pleas for forgiveness can be used as a source of wanton penis exposure.

Goes with the territory, I guess...
by The Scarlet Scorpion
Wed May 25, 2005 9:40 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: GHZ: Survivor!
Replies: 47
Views: 10566

I'm heavy into self loathing, so I voted for myself. Still, it's horrifying to think that I'm that repulsive, but I guess I'll go with the flow... Bad Cavan, bad! P.S.: Am I that repulsive, or is it just gross ambivilance on the part of The GHZ at large? This is a serious question, so if you tell me...
by The Scarlet Scorpion
Wed May 25, 2005 9:34 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: I Hate Everything About You
Replies: 111
Views: 19462

As I jump into the frey... GG! Is he a man or a green, smirking chimp? Or perhaps just Tails with a palatte swap?... Bo His appearence has been compared to Justin Timberlake. And for that he shall burn. Del I once saw her kill a man with her bare hands. And a chainsaw. Spazz He owns more swag than I...
by The Scarlet Scorpion
Mon May 23, 2005 8:44 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: A public appology to Del. (nws)
Replies: 37
Views: 13130

Oh good, all seems to be right with the world. I must say though, in the past after I made some sort of grievous offense to someone on a M.B., I've been almost too nervious to go back after appologizing. I seem to be growing in maturity. Much like that cock. And Del, you were right... I do make post...
by The Scarlet Scorpion
Mon May 23, 2005 2:29 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Increase your vocabulary!
Replies: 13
Views: 3124

Re: Increase your vocabulary!

Abra-Cadaver: A man goes to a morgue and removes a female body from a locker. As the man performs cunnilingus on her, another man takes a running leap onto the deceased's chest and then the man sucking the deceased's vagina consumes everything that is shot into it. Monroe Transfer: practice where a...
by The Scarlet Scorpion
Mon May 23, 2005 2:26 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Lion owns midgets.
Replies: 10
Views: 2314

I don't go for that kinky shit.

Oh, and Light? I'm too scared to click upon your link.

*shudders*
by The Scarlet Scorpion
Mon May 23, 2005 2:21 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Build me a barbeque [Boobies! 2 | Boobies only plzthx]
Replies: 116
Views: 18805

Thankfully, I've lost a lot of weight.