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I don't know what any of that means. When's the next Zelda game coming out?

...awesome!

News!

September 18 for PSN, 19 for XBLA/Steam, low low prices all round. Let the good times roll!

Dear Esther is pretentious, meandering and devoid of motivation. See, I can use $5 words too!

I know I'm just being argumentative now, but I'm baffled that you could ever consider Ico to be vapid, or SotC to be kitschy (seriously?). Also, you started it.

You are a miserable bastard.

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And then... then you get to a stage that is entirely you climbing a mountain. With the rope. WOOB. FUCK.

You are all crazy! Land of Illusion is clearly the superior title (IN MY OPINION LOL), although I did play my fair share of Castle as a kid - the Master System version, with the candy stage replacing the ancient ruins-type stage (but retaining that badass music). I had fond memories of World's co-op...

PlayStation Plus is that subscription thing where you can pay to get things for free.

Fuck Journey, man. I just wanna hear more about Yuki.

This has made my entire week. Fuck it, this has retroactively made the entire last fifteen years of my life. DAY ONE PURCHASE GUYS

...this is coming out in England, right?

...did you watch the same footage that I did? Sonic seems a lot looser, accelerates decently, and (notably) his spin attack speed is affected by how fast he is moving. It's pretty difficult to tell without a hands on, but it didn't look at unnatural and stiff as Episode I. On a related note; in all ...

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being a great fan of gymnosperm woodlands I just want to make sure no one misses this post. Jesus. Can we give him a medal? Like when j-man referenced Goro that one time? I fully endorse this suggestion. It's a shame that this episode, and probably any further installments, will be forever crippled...

Bloody hell, is Ritz still banging on about those trees?

In other news:news! A gameplay trailer for you all to dissect with aplomb. Sure is Dimps around here, but it still looks like a massive improvement over Crapisode I... for what it's worth.

Here's another reason to be interested: cameos! And they are badass.

I think it looks really charming! But then again, I am usually devastatingly optimistic.

Screenshots!
And they are looking lovely this evening. And what's going on in the background there? Is Eggman using Little Planet to rebuild Death Egg? Massively exciting.

EDIT: Screenshots got taken down, but they're mirrored over at Retro. Linky!

New baddies!


The dung beetle is cute!

You could take copies to your local comic store to sell, but I'm not sure if that's a good long-term. See if you can arrange a table at a convention; a lot of people (me included) go nuts for the indie stuff at comicons, especially with the personal touch of a meet'n'greet.

I dunno, that's all I got.

Are we talking about here, or the whole internet? The game sold well, regardless of the glaring quality issues, so it's financially viable to make at least one more episode. I can hardly say I have high hopes, but I'm keeping an open mind.

Fair enough, sorry for waving my dick in your face.

Are you talking about Mad Gear? I think they just used those cog sections, but I'm loathe to boot it up and find out.

>complain about lack of originality >complain that enemy looks nothing like ones from previous game is more what I was getting at. Way I sees it, an enemy that can apparently only be damaged by rolling, plus a hint of a level gimmick that requires a spin dash, is a sign of good faith. I am startling...

^not sure if ironic

Senbei wrote:Man, I just ate at British-style pubs there. Pretty sure fish 'n chips is the same everywhere.

I beg to differ, mate. Even in England it's terrible unless you go to the seaside.

Aw, man. I'd love to visit Hollyweird and soak up the crazy, but I think it's a little out of the way. It sucks that most of the places I wanted to visit (Long Beach, Garden Grove, anywhere else that Sublime ever mentioned in their music) are a heck of a trip for a guy with no car and no money, but ...