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by Ritz
Sat Jul 23, 2011 2:21 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Amazing Spider-Man Teaser Trailer
Replies: 30
Views: 16384

Re: Amazing Spider-Man Teaser Trailer

There is always a place for it in Spider-Man! It's one of his defining characteristics. Pssh, humor is just so 90s. Which begs the question, when there are about 2,000 other heroes in Marvel's pantheon, why go with Spiderman if you're not going to play him straight? Again? Websneezing sounds pretty...
by Ritz
Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:06 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Guess the Sonic Generations Stages
Replies: 240
Views: 83353

Re: Guess the Sonic Generations Stages

Tidal Tempest Present is the only track from the US soundtrack that even comes close to matching its JP counterpart for me, though I've got a soft spot for WWP because it reminds me of those shows from the 90s no one ever watched, like Popular Mechanics and those DIY construction deals. As for this,...
by Ritz
Thu Jul 07, 2011 1:15 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: What are you playing today?
Replies: 655
Views: 252568

Re: What are you playing today?

Yes. I've been doing multiplayer with friends through Hamachi all day and it's probably the most fun I've ever had over the internet. If not for the single player, grab it anyway and play with us.

Videos were recorded.
by Ritz
Wed Jul 06, 2011 3:05 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: What are you playing today?
Replies: 655
Views: 252568

Re: What are you playing today?

Bionic Commando (2009) is the most fun I've had with a contemporary game in a long while, I don't know why it got the flack it did. The radiation bullshit is rather taxing before you begin to appreciate the warning signs (you only get 3 seconds to react, momentum and level progress be damned) and it...
by Ritz
Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:05 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Post your artwork (56k warning)
Replies: 2350
Views: 708195

Re: Post your artwork (56k warning)

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by Ritz
Wed Jun 29, 2011 1:52 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Guess the Sonic Generations Stages
Replies: 240
Views: 83353

Re: Guess the Sonic Generations Stages

I guess I'd have preferred a higher balance of classic stages, but to be honest... what I probably REALLY would have preferred is a game with new stages that were as diverse and creative as the original stages were in their time. I've never been one of those people dying to see the entirety of Soni...
by Ritz
Mon Jun 27, 2011 5:36 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: What are you playing today?
Replies: 655
Views: 252568

Re: What are you playing today?

by Ritz
Thu Jun 16, 2011 3:11 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: A joke
Replies: 91
Views: 74446

Re: A joke

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by Ritz
Sat Jun 11, 2011 10:20 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Return of the Heroic Amputee in 2D
Replies: 62
Views: 22913

Re: Return of the Heroic Amputee in 2D

Origins was the highlight of the entire show. Like, it upstaged the Wii U and everything, the conference room was practically empty because people were lining up to play Origins. Game looks gorgeous, no clue what you guys are on about.
by Ritz
Fri Jun 10, 2011 11:57 pm
Forum: News
Topic: Sonic Generations
Replies: 1175
Views: 1268661

Re: Sonic Generations

It's Kogen's legacy. On my honor, I'll defend the use of autism for derision to the grave.

Don't irony ban me, though!
by Ritz
Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:30 pm
Forum: News
Topic: Sonic Generations
Replies: 1175
Views: 1268661

Re: Sonic Generations

Gamespot streamed all of City Escape about half an hour ago. Classic, modern.
by Ritz
Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:48 pm
Forum: News
Topic: Sonic Generations
Replies: 1175
Views: 1268661

Re: Sonic Generations

Dr. BUGMAN wrote:And what's the second thing Fang's wanted for?
Extortion. There are Ray and Mighty posters in the level too, apparently.
by Ritz
Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:09 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: The Wikipedia Game
Replies: 15
Views: 8542

Re: The Wikipedia Game

Space disco - 17 clicks.
Prostate - 17 clicks?!
USS Goliah (SP-1494) - 29 clicks. I'm in the lead, right?
by Ritz
Sun Jun 05, 2011 1:11 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: The Wikipedia Game
Replies: 15
Views: 8542

Re: The Wikipedia Game

Sniffnoy wrote:Image
Not that we aren't impressed, mind.
by Ritz
Tue May 31, 2011 11:57 pm
Forum: News
Topic: Sonic Generations
Replies: 1175
Views: 1268661

Re: Sonic Generations

...Because when the character which is supposed to be you speaks of its own accord it breaks all fucking immersion? It's funny how immersion in games is only ever a factor when silent protagonists are being discussed, as if playing a role is the only way to immerse oneself. Films and books tend to ...
by Ritz
Sun May 29, 2011 2:09 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: A Dream
Replies: 43
Views: 20376

Re: A Dream

A few years ago, I had this recurring dream where I couldn't run, no matter how hard I tried. I always felt really heavy (like, I was practically glued to the ground) and struggled to move, and people in the dream would look at me and make fun of my situation. That happened to me a few times, where...
by Ritz
Sun May 29, 2011 1:55 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Flight of the bumblebee
Replies: 33
Views: 13774

Re: Flight of the bumblebee

This happens. Spent half an hour on the final boss myself because of how counterintuitive it is, but it's nowhere near as bullshit as the second Tagner fight where he totally spazzes out and slides around the arena at warp speed dropping bombs everywhere. I can't imagine anyone actually getting thr...
by Ritz
Fri May 27, 2011 7:39 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Guess the Sonic Generations Stages
Replies: 240
Views: 83353

Re: Guess the Sonic Generations Stages

Still sounds like a decent enough idea to me- push a button to change characters and access different paths. There's no reason why it couldn't work in theory. Heroes would've sucked with or without multiple characters. Shadow was worse, and you can't really blame the guns for that. Personally, I'm s...
by Ritz
Fri May 27, 2011 11:10 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Flight of the bumblebee
Replies: 33
Views: 13774

Re: Flight of the bumblebee

Christ, someone made a game called Willy Wombat? And it's a bout a mohawed Wombat who cosplays as Batman. And he was kickass. Only game I know of with a story that revolves around anarchist doctrine. And to think it was done so convincingly- you hear some of the shit that comes out of his mouth and...
by Ritz
Wed May 25, 2011 10:57 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Guess the Sonic Generations Stages
Replies: 240
Views: 83353

Re: Guess the Sonic Generations Stages

Dr. BUGMAN wrote:Chemical Plant counts too, surely.
Let's include Bingo Highway too, while we're at it!
by Ritz
Wed May 25, 2011 8:39 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Guess the Sonic Generations Stages
Replies: 240
Views: 83353

Re: Guess the Sonic Generations Stages

From a guy who does flats for Archie with an inside scoop, apparently: sonic 1 - ghz (derp) sonic 2 - chemical plant sonic 3 - sky sanctuary sonic adventure - speed highway sonic adventure 2 - city escape sonic heroes - either seaside hill / bingo highway sonic 06 - crisis city sonic unleashed - unk...
by Ritz
Sat May 14, 2011 9:00 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: I can't think of a clever title about the Saturns controller
Replies: 9
Views: 5739

Re: I can't think of a clever title about the Saturns contro

I was referring to Joy-Box not Bliss-Box. It I actually found what appeared to be a genuine Sega Saturn USB controller it has the Sega logo on the front but not the SLS sticker on the back so it's probably not truly genuine. With the current popularity of fighting games you think Sega would be manu...
by Ritz
Fri May 13, 2011 10:00 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: I can't think of a clever title about the Saturns controller
Replies: 9
Views: 5739

Re: I can't think of a clever title about the Saturns contro

Bliss-Box isn't something you can just buy, it's a guy taking commissions. Check the product page for pricing, then send him an email and hope he isn't swamped with orders.
by Ritz
Thu May 12, 2011 10:38 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: I can't think of a clever title about the Saturns controller
Replies: 9
Views: 5739

Re: I can't think of a clever title about the Saturns contro

Yeah, avoid Retrolink and that's pretty much it. What you're looking for is the Sega logo on the front and an SLS sticker on the back. Those are solid enough, but I still suspect their authenticity when the D-pad on mine eventually caved in about 6 months later. But I'm the sort of guy who plays so ...
by Ritz
Sat May 07, 2011 9:06 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Tell me about your tastes. . .
Replies: 49
Views: 19798

Re: Tell me about your tastes. . .

We're now inseparable! Oh, but wait, you need to tell me your favorite M.I.S.S. first to see if we're compatible. I like Colon because she doesn't scream.