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Best analogy ever.

It was an analogy and not a metaphor, right? Damn, but that kid is confusing me.

Oh-fucking-noz.

This guy is rivalling George Lucas and John Edward as Biggest Douche In The Universe. ¬_¬ It's not like I care about his half-assed "projects", but seriously, he's a guy you just love to hate whether you actually want to or not.

and he cant draw knucles omglol

omglol

Fact: All whales have Welsh accents.

I think Jack Black as the Green Lantern would be fucking awesome, but I've never really seriously read the comic book so I wouldn't understand the blasphemy. Hey, I think the guy's funny, plus he has the best rock singing voice since Freddie Mercury. They could make a GL rock musical! It's be kickas...

If you can't beat Viewtiful Joe on Adult, how do you expect to ever get through Ultra-V rated?

That's why I don't play it anymore.

Going to see RBF and Suburban Legends and Catch 22 in St. Louis the 27th; it's going to kick total ass.

You're a filthy fucking whore. Take me with you.

I have GG!'s MGS thingy somewhere in my various seedy back-folders. I can show you all...for a price.

Just like all the other pointless-yet-entertaining shit my friends and I have been wasting vidcams for over the years. Pure gold.

It's inspiring stuff, too. If I ever can be bothered, I'll upload some of my own movies for your enjoyment. The pr0n content is below 25% on average, sadly.

Anything on the Master System. Mega Drive games were for pussies, games on the MS were fucking quests to complete. They didn't call it Master System for nothing, I guess. Or they were just overly-optimistic. Also:- Anything Mega Man Super Mario Sunshine (for the same reasons posted before) V-Joe on ...

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You can watch an episode of the show above. It's like all my nightmares made into badly-animated reality.

Sherwood Asteroid? Sheriff of N.O.T.T.? Fucking blasphemy. >.<

Well, i'm seventeen with long brown hair, and was called a "lady" yesterday, despite my gender Aye, I faced the same problem, though 'twas long before my battle with Shavor, the crimped-and-coloured villainess lurking deep within the heathen bowels of the H'air Dresa temple. ...Well that's what my ...

Call me a n00b (go on, it's my "on" switch), but what exactly does "overclocking" entail and what are the benefits to something "overclocked"?

Awesome, I've only got the Knuckles Football one to get and I've got the whole fucking set.

Yeah, I buy Happy Meals with pride.

Check the external links at the foot of the page. I think it's likely they got a hefty portion of their section from our very own GHZ. We all know, however, that GG! and the crew pull it off with much more style.

And cursing. *thumbs up*

Scrambled Egg Zone. Seriously. I even remember my brother actually convincing me that there was a level afterward called Spaghetti Zone. Bastard. Being young, impressionable, and shit at Sonic 2 GG, I believed him. Now of course I know different, being older and slightly less impressionable than set...

I've been a fan since I was 5 and it used to be if it had their logo on it I would buy it Was I the only one who, at some tender age presumably around 10 to 12, bought Shining The Holy Ark because it was made by "Team Sonic", not realising that it had fuck all to do with Sonic or Sonic Team and ins...

I liked it. They need to seriously compile all the best stories into a TPB - Sonic Terminator, Bruticus, Running Wild, The Brotherhood Of Metallix, Chaotix, Sonic 3 + Knuckles, Knuckles' Chaos Emerald saga, all the classic stories that got me to convince my mum to shell out her hard earned every bi-...

I bet you say that to all the J-men.

I'm supposed to have a Sensible Soccer t-shirt - remember that shit? I say supposed because the disorganised corporate whores at Joystick Junkies can't get their shit together and actually order the shirt and send it to me. I do have a Pacman one though. He's all "EAT ME" to this ghost, and the ghos...

I too got the "double-press" problem, but only on SA2B, and on both 50 or 60 Hz modes. It was especially frustrating when you actually needed to jump, like when fighting Egg Golem - I must've homing-attacked the sandpit a hundred times, to my growing frustration. Besides, Sonic games shouldn't be ab...

I have an aversion to anything with the suffix "-chan" in the title on general principle.

I could be a new GHZ villain. I've got the top hat and cape and everything. All we need is some frantic piano music.

I got a haircut.

WTF mates.

omg i look liek teh brock

Me and "j2k".

Fireman Sam. He's always on the scene.

Failing that, Snoop Dogg.

It's unlucky for some.

Given Sonic's recent game track record, take that as you will.