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by -wyvern
Mon May 16, 2005 3:08 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Post your artwork (56k warning)
Replies: 2350
Views: 721049

Who are the terance and philip robots meant to be?
by -wyvern
Mon May 16, 2005 12:52 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: On The Subject Of Popcorn's Mum
Replies: 55
Views: 10298

I just choked on my own vomit.
by -wyvern
Mon May 16, 2005 12:19 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Game Music Remixes! What's your favourite?
Replies: 22
Views: 4875

I'm kinda suspicious about the whole remix thing; I bought a CD published by a group called the final fantasty remix project, and it sounded like a guy messing about randomly on his MIDI keyboard. Waste of £9.95. But I'll listen to the black mages anyway.
by -wyvern
Sun May 15, 2005 12:57 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: When was the last you felt bad while playing a videogame?
Replies: 173
Views: 31328

Knights of the round will set you back a whopping 250 MP each time, plus around 300 hours of your life that you won't get back.


Sorry, old joke.
by -wyvern
Sat May 14, 2005 11:00 am
Forum: News
Topic: Sega.com opens PSU / Shadow the Hedgehog pages
Replies: 10
Views: 8212

This has been said before but it bears repeating: This entire game looks really, really stupid.
by -wyvern
Sat May 14, 2005 1:45 am
Forum: News
Topic: New Iizuka interview
Replies: 192
Views: 92339

I'm amazed they gave him a pistol instead of a lightsabre.

Oh no wait, that would be unoriginal!
by -wyvern
Thu May 12, 2005 1:26 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: When was the last you felt bad while playing a videogame?
Replies: 173
Views: 31328

Don't worry about it. Just gaze upon them with an aura of smug contempt. They draw pictures of fairy-doll sephiroth for christ's sake!
by -wyvern
Wed May 11, 2005 4:45 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Atari 2600 trouble...
Replies: 21
Views: 4745

Spazz wins.
by -wyvern
Wed May 11, 2005 7:34 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: When was the last you felt bad while playing a videogame?
Replies: 173
Views: 31328

I'm kinda looking forward to advent children too, although in a 'shakes head dissapointedly' kind of way.

I'm trying to make a joke about
...fan made pictures making him out to be some homo
followed by
Should have some good action either way
... but I'm not sure how to go about it.
by -wyvern
Tue May 10, 2005 10:52 am
Forum: News
Topic: Shorts: Sonic Rush • New PSU screens
Replies: 19
Views: 11844

Leave the man alone.
by -wyvern
Tue May 10, 2005 10:49 am
Forum: News
Topic: New Iizuka interview
Replies: 192
Views: 92339

I love the way that during WWII Germany was run by an irritable midget with an astonishingly dorky moustache, while Britain chose a fat bastard. Once, Winnie erupted into whitehall highly inhebriated, and an astonished secretary called out "My lord, you're raving drunk!" To which the Prime Minister ...
by -wyvern
Mon May 09, 2005 5:31 pm
Forum: "Weekly" Poll
Topic: Prower's preference
Replies: 140
Views: 129008

I invented pants, you know. Simultaneously saved the lives of millions of brass monkeys and Bernard Manning fans.
by -wyvern
Mon May 09, 2005 5:27 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Pics of X-box 360
Replies: 30
Views: 5783

There's not really much to say; Apple and Bandai wanted to launch a joint assault on the booming console market to rival newcomer Sony's playstation. The pippin was the result; armed with a modem, a drive that doubled as a CD player (complete with naff play buttons on the front), and a housebrick of...
by -wyvern
Mon May 09, 2005 5:20 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: I'm getting married
Replies: 103
Views: 16770

Wait... If I could trick my enemies into saying "Kay" or "Mr. Krabs" or "Krazy" in casual conversation, I could easily destroy them by pointing out that in these words you can actually swap the k with a g and they come out legible - although slightly puzzling in context. To be honest, I firmly belie...
by -wyvern
Mon May 09, 2005 5:11 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Pics of X-box 360
Replies: 30
Views: 5783

"We didn't steal that design style off Apple, nosiree bob!"

Come to think of it, didn't Apple have a hand in the creation and rapid demise of the pippin as well?
by -wyvern
Mon May 09, 2005 9:07 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Comparing Magical Oranges to Magical Apples.
Replies: 64
Views: 10683

Yeah, smithstopher.

</great wit>
by -wyvern
Sun May 08, 2005 2:58 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Brain the size of a planet and they can't make a movie
Replies: 108
Views: 19495

Most of the script is in the books. They really only need a good screenplay writer to make a competent film out of it. My worry is that when they get to the end of the written material they'll be overcome with greed and start writing the stories by themselves just so they can make more movies.
by -wyvern
Sun May 08, 2005 8:22 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: San Andreas
Replies: 17
Views: 3087

This is a suspicious conversation to be having on a Sonic forum.
by -wyvern
Sun May 08, 2005 8:21 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Brain the size of a planet and they can't make a movie
Replies: 108
Views: 19495

No you're not.
by -wyvern
Sat May 07, 2005 3:32 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Brain the size of a planet and they can't make a movie
Replies: 108
Views: 19495

No they didn't.
by -wyvern
Fri May 06, 2005 12:52 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Diffy Qs? More like Easy Qs!
Replies: 27
Views: 4638

Compared to all you guys, I feel like a sad, worthless mental reject for posting that I am very proud of the C I recieved from my maths-mechanics mock that I took yesterday. It's decidedly better than the 2% I fielded last time. To be fair, I got an A in physics about three months ago, which is the ...
by -wyvern
Wed May 04, 2005 2:30 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: I cyberstalked FCTU
Replies: 95
Views: 18267

Of all the things I thought that this thread would lead to, extreme ironing picture competitions was not one of them. And if you used an iron underwater wouldn't you'd get the electrocutions?
by -wyvern
Wed May 04, 2005 1:20 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: I cyberstalked FCTU
Replies: 95
Views: 18267

...

I'm never going to insult you again.
by -wyvern
Wed May 04, 2005 11:11 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: I cyberstalked FCTU
Replies: 95
Views: 18267

Hehe. Nerd.
by -wyvern
Wed May 04, 2005 8:37 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Comparing Magical Oranges to Magical Apples.
Replies: 64
Views: 10683

I learned Janken from alex kidd. When someone lost we dropped weights on him and stole his pogo stick.