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by Black Rook
Mon May 19, 2008 11:40 pm
Forum: News
Topic: Sonic Unleashed?
Replies: 2471
Views: 433668

Re: Re:

I think that they already know that they don't get it. They don't want to openly admit it, but I do think they know. Problem is, that's only step one. Step two is to actually get it. Right now, it seems they're going through a maze. They know that a great Sonic game is at the end, and they've starte...
by Black Rook
Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:50 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Earthworm Jim 4 announced
Replies: 40
Views: 6366

Re: Earthworm Jim 4 announced

You mean like how there was a Jaws, a Jaws 2, and a Jaws 4, but never a Jaws 3?
by Black Rook
Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:25 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: hey BUTT CHEESE
Replies: 17
Views: 2315

Re: hey BUTT CHEESE

Maybe four people are supposed to play it at once. But then, where's the fourth guy?

Perhaps they couldn't find a man who was glam enough to rock with them.
by Black Rook
Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:27 pm
Forum: News
Topic: Sonic Unleashed?
Replies: 2471
Views: 433668

Re: Sonic Unleashed?

WW wrote:Pssh. This is light weight compared to what's to come.
I think everyone was afraid of openly stating that.

But thank you. Thank you for bringing it into the open, and into our imaginations. I'm going to go cry now.
by Black Rook
Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:23 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Smash Bros 3 Site Goes Live.
Replies: 2121
Views: 232931

Re: Smash Bros 3 Site Goes Live.

DackAttac wrote:(With God as my witness, I will get through this fucking prank without getting butt cheese'd.)
That's what you think.
by Black Rook
Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:07 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Smash Bros 3 Site Goes Live.
Replies: 2121
Views: 232931

Re: Smash Bros 3 Site Goes Live.

Looks like someone's contacted Pat Cashman, Brawl's announcer. His Results. Includes pronunciation variations. Wait a minute, he actually did this? I'd say it's just some fan doing a good impression, but the way he reads some of the names gives a "I have no idea who these characters are" vibe that ...
by Black Rook
Sat Apr 19, 2008 9:31 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Batality
Replies: 18
Views: 3044

Re: Batality

It bothers me that Capcom never got the rights to DC characters when they were doing Marvel fighters. A DC vs Marvel 2D fighter by Capcom would be infinitely excellent. "Optic Blast! Optic Blast! Optic Blast!" "Batarang! Batarang!" "Optic Blast! GENE SPLICE!" "Batarang! Batarang! Batarang! GRAPPLE ...
by Black Rook
Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:45 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: This looks like a job for Squeegeeman!
Replies: 9
Views: 2282

Re: This looks like a job for Squeegeeman!

K2J wrote:he's also defending the suburbs. Yay.
Well yes, if you take "barrio" to mean "neighborhood" in the same way that "ghetto" means "place where the Jews are forced to live."
by Black Rook
Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:14 pm
Forum: News
Topic: Sonic Unleashed?
Replies: 2471
Views: 433668

Re: Sonic Unleashed?

Unless the merger allows "Sonic Team" to be a few regulars teamed up with whoever from wherever in the building, and/or we all massively underestimate the number of people in Sonic Team You mean that's not what Sonic Team has been since Sonic Adventure? Seriously, for the longest time I was under t...
by Black Rook
Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:39 pm
Forum: News
Topic: Sonic Unleashed?
Replies: 2471
Views: 433668

Re: Sonic Unleashed?

Oh, yay, another reinvention. Now I know Sega will take the utmost care in crafting what will most definitely be a superb game. At this rate, someone may as well put up some kind of tally on the front page to mark the number of times Sonic Team has tried to reinvent/redefine/"return to roots" Sonic...
by Black Rook
Sun Mar 23, 2008 11:12 am
Forum: News
Topic: Sonic Unleashed?
Replies: 2471
Views: 433668

Re: Sonic Unleashed?

2. Play as Sonic, Knuckles or Tails through 12 packed stages Wait, wait, wait, say that again. Play as Sonic, Knuckles or Tails You mean... you mean they're finally giving Shadow a rest? We might not even see Silver? They finally remember that Knuckles and Tails are just as good, and were there fir...
by Black Rook
Tue Feb 19, 2008 4:46 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: What if there was...more??
Replies: 34
Views: 4459

Re: What if there was...more??

Fair enough, but I think you've taken my comments a little too seriously. Did you honestly believe that I was suddenly some self-loathing monster now because of some wonky boss music?
by Black Rook
Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:26 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: What if there was...more??
Replies: 34
Views: 4459

Re: What if there was...more??

BlazeHedgehog wrote:Wow, way to be a colossal asshole. Holy shit.
Did I break some kind of forum taboo?
by Black Rook
Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:30 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: What if there was...more??
Replies: 34
Views: 4459

Re: What if there was...more??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP4reIH1LhA ... That music. Were they trying to recreate the Sonic 2 boss theme and just failed miserably, or were they trying to make a new one but had absolutely no creativity? That music is so bad that I automatically hate this game and everyone who has even looked...
by Black Rook
Sun Feb 17, 2008 1:38 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Smash Bros 3 Site Goes Live.
Replies: 2121
Views: 232931

Re:

Kind of disappointed that only Angel Island is new. But I guess that just spares us from Senoue turning Green Hill and Scrap Brain into more of his guitar masturbation.
by Black Rook
Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:07 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Illegal urban sport
Replies: 195
Views: 32182

Re: Illegal urban sport

This game needs more Dudley.
by Black Rook
Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:08 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: HELP WANTED (URGENT)
Replies: 32
Views: 4246

Re: HELP WANTED (URGENT)

I hate it when Sonic extremists vandalise machinery, let animals loose and steal gold rings. They're a menace to society. Really? They do that? That makes me feel better about the fact that last night I had sex with someone dressed as a female squirrel. I'm still not sure of the gender of the perso...
by Black Rook
Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:20 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Smash Bros 3 Site Goes Live.
Replies: 2121
Views: 232931

Re: Smash Bros 3 Site Goes Live.

SSMB may not showcase any of Sonic's gameplay features, but I think Sakurai and his team have captured the feel of the character better than Sega has lately. Who knows if that would translate into a great game, but at least it's a step in the right direction.
by Black Rook
Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:51 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Smash Bros 3 Site Goes Live.
Replies: 2121
Views: 232931

Re: Smash Bros 3 Site Goes Live.

Dasher wrote:Man, what this means is that the copyrights are so difficult to get for that cranky Sonic CD "Toot toot Sonic Warrior" Japanese singer that they had to get the crummy Sonic boom.
How do you know they're not both in there?
by Black Rook
Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:01 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Smash Bros 3 Site Goes Live.
Replies: 2121
Views: 232931

Re: Smash Bros 3 Site Goes Live.

Green Hill Zone! Also, Sonic Boom is apparently confirmed as a song. Ugh. As corny as it is, I've always liked Sonic Boom. Kind of disappointed that it's straight up the same version from the original game. But then, so is Delfino Plaza. I wonder if You Can Do Anything is in there, too? On a side n...
by Black Rook
Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:46 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: What Sonic game is this?
Replies: 99
Views: 10955

Re: What Sonic game is this?

Arcade wrote:Sonic the Fighters was a good idea in a bad hardware...
Sonic the Fighters was a novelty game that should never be taken seriously. Honestly, if you're going to consider Sonic the Fighters among your "five worst" games, you should in all seriousness put Waku Waku Sonic Patrol Car on there, too.
by Black Rook
Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:48 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Sonic fandom: a pyschological explanation: The Pooh syndrome
Replies: 22
Views: 6619

Re: Sonic fandom: a pyschological explanation: The Pooh syndrome

hedgepig wrote:Picture Winnie the Pooh wearing Sonic sneakers and saying "It's OK!"
But the best way to do that is with medication. Your advice is confusing me!
by Black Rook
Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:04 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: They'll probably get Black Eyed Peas for the soundtrack
Replies: 55
Views: 7607

Re: They'll probably get Black Eyed Peas for the soundtrack

hey Black rook, you sould look at rest of that sentance where I said "some fans may not like it" and his cocky attitude is what got him popular in the first place, so shove that up your pipe and smoke it!! :razz: I'm saying he already HAS the cocky attitude. So, what is there to change? Your sugges...
by Black Rook
Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:00 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: What Sonic game is this?
Replies: 99
Views: 10955

Re: What Sonic game is this?

If anything deserves special mention as "worst" in Sonic R, it's the controls. The music isn't for everyone, but what's up with going on about how much it sucks ("turn it off DUURRR WE CAN'T") but no mention of the horrible, horrible controls?

Sonic Shuffle deserved the top spot, though. Ugh.
by Black Rook
Tue Jan 15, 2008 1:15 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: They'll probably get Black Eyed Peas for the soundtrack
Replies: 55
Views: 7607

Re: They'll probably get Black Eyed Peas for the soundtrack

sonicfreak23345 wrote:Personally I think that Sonic's character should be modified to his age standards so there could be more fans that would like that
He's cocky, impatient, and gets his kicks by dicking around with a mad scientist. What part of him isn't up to his age standards?