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by Squirrelknight
Wed Jan 09, 2008 2:06 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: NiGHTS: JoD is LAAAAME
Replies: 93
Views: 22485

Re: NiGHTS: JoD is LAAAAME

Oh look, I'm back. I'm posting cause Segaholic yelled at me. Anyway, this game sucks hairy diseased twat. I'm going to pretend this game doesn't exist, so my fond memories of NiGHTS aren't tarnished by this ugly, poorly controlling mess. OK, that's all I have to say. I'll see you guys in a year or s...
by Squirrelknight
Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:38 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Holy shit.
Replies: 25
Views: 4055

The fact that anybody was naive enough to believe this list was real in the first place makes me laugh. And cry. Oh, internets.
by Squirrelknight
Thu Aug 02, 2007 9:49 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Smash Bros 3 Site Goes Live.
Replies: 2121
Views: 237818

Image

Mississippi Bridge level, confirmed for Brawl.
by Squirrelknight
Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:26 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: "Anonymous"
Replies: 27
Views: 4622

I like how the lady accuses them of being terrorists, then it cuts to random stock footage of a van exploding.

FOX News once again demonstrates their unrivaled skill at EPIC FAIL.
by Squirrelknight
Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:57 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: language oceans apart
Replies: 50
Views: 7475

In high school, I made a habit of calling my best friend (who is Chinese,) "Chink", and every time I saw him, I'd greet him with something like, "Hey Chink, how many dogs did you eat today?" or "Hey Chink, go back to China, you fucking slanty eyed Communist." We thought it was funny (err... well, I ...
by Squirrelknight
Mon May 21, 2007 1:11 pm
Forum: Site Updates
Topic: It's That Time Of Year Again
Replies: 27
Views: 27674

The next ten years will probably just be a series of posts in which some poor, misguided individual says that the next Sonic Team game might be good, to which the rest of reply with "No, it'll be LAAAAAME," and then the game comes out and it turns out to be even worse than we all thought. Following ...
by Squirrelknight
Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:21 pm
Forum: News
Topic: New NiGHTS
Replies: 236
Views: 362755

Yeah, the original Nights games didn't have a bunch of playable characters besides NiGHTs. Well, except Claris. And Eliot. And Reala. And SONIC . . . You play as Claris and Eliot for about 3 seconds in each level (well, unless you suck and you run out of time,) and Reala and Sonic were just extras ...
by Squirrelknight
Mon Apr 02, 2007 7:28 pm
Forum: News
Topic: New NiGHTS
Replies: 236
Views: 362755

LAAAAAAAAAAAME. And yeah, I came back to the GHZ just to post that. As much as I love NiGHTS, given ST's recent track record, I'll wait for some reviews on this one. Also: The main character (*missing words* named NiGHTS) will be alone in this mission, or will there be new types of Nightmarens to co...
by Squirrelknight
Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:40 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Wii can't take the heat.
Replies: 63
Views: 7456

My Wii is just an endless parade of annoying, random problems. I mean, I love the fuck out of the thing, but there are weird bugs that pop up here and there that really irritate me sometimes. Which is weird, because I bought my SNES, N64 and Gamecube all during their launches, and I never had a prob...
by Squirrelknight
Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:09 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: YTMND sued by Sega
Replies: 26
Views: 3995

The legal letter didn't mention rape at all only copyright infringement you think Sega the Would be more concerned over the image of an IP that they market mostly to children. I think Sega should be sued over letting children play Shadow the Hedgehog and the next-gen Sonic. The blatant stupidity of...
by Squirrelknight
Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:08 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Nights Wii? :o
Replies: 41
Views: 4652

The new NiGHTS game would be better if they gave NiGHTS an uzi.

Just a suggestion.
by Squirrelknight
Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:07 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Sonic on X-Play's 'franchises that need to die' list.
Replies: 81
Views: 9855

I dunno, four terrible games in a row (Sonic Heroes, Sonic Riders, Shadow the Hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog 360/PS3,) is enough for me. Outside of Sonic Rush, there hasn't been a decent Sonic game since Sonic Adventure 2. I doubt Sega will just stop whoring out their mascot character, but I doubt the...
by Squirrelknight
Sun Nov 19, 2006 4:26 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Wiiiii!
Replies: 207
Views: 19778

The sound quality on the Wii-mote is alright; the speaker is pretty much only used for minor sound effects (the clang of your sword hitting something in Zelda, for instance, or the swing of your raquet in Wii Sports)... It's pretty loud and it does help simulate the feel that the remote is actually ...
by Squirrelknight
Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:59 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Wiiiii!
Replies: 207
Views: 19778

Wiiiii!

It's good.

Discuss.
by Squirrelknight
Sun Nov 05, 2006 11:56 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Densha de go!
Replies: 16
Views: 1908

Uh, train driving, huh? Wouldn't you just control the speed and when to brake? Seeing how trains run on, you know, tracks, it doesn't seem like there'd be much steering involved. But then again, it is Japan, so maybe you have to clear the tracks of suicidal salary men or something so your train does...
by Squirrelknight
Sun Nov 05, 2006 6:38 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: A fond farewell
Replies: 19
Views: 2400

Resident Evil 4 is hands-down, absolutely-postitively-100%-sure the best game on any platform to come out this generation. It's amazing how well designed that game is. It's up there with Ocarina of Time, the original Super Mario Bros and Chrono Trigger as one of the few, rare examples of absolutely ...
by Squirrelknight
Sun Nov 05, 2006 5:46 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Nothing amazing ever happens here.
Replies: 81
Views: 8388

I think there's been plenty of anime post-Paranoia Agent that's been worth watching. Sure, there was a dry spell for awhile when absolutely no good anime was coming out, but it seems to have gotten better recently; Mushishi has a nice, subdued vibe that really reminds me of Kino's Journey (though Ki...
by Squirrelknight
Sat Nov 04, 2006 8:20 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Full Script for Sonic 2006 revealed
Replies: 42
Views: 4728

SegaSonic wrote: Same thing happed to Shinobi, he returned he sucked, the end.
I liked the new Shinobi.
by Squirrelknight
Sat Nov 04, 2006 8:15 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Phantasy Star Universe - The GHZ Crew
Replies: 59
Views: 6143

I'm not sure if it's because I'm a Sega fanboy or not, but I really have a problem with Gamespot's reviews. Remember, this is the same site that gave mediocre scores to Shenmue and NiGHTS. Then again, we've discussed the general pointlessness of videogame reviews in general on the GHZ many times, an...
by Squirrelknight
Thu Nov 02, 2006 9:06 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Phantasy Star Universe - The GHZ Crew
Replies: 59
Views: 6143

Baba O'Reily wrote:You can be a tan catgirl or you can be an Asian one!

I myself prefer tan.
I myself have the yellow fever.

Also: Double Sabers FTW, at least offline.
by Squirrelknight
Sat Oct 28, 2006 9:13 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Phantasy Star Universe - The GHZ Crew
Replies: 59
Views: 6143

Ooh. Guess I should've paid attention to the manual and that beginning part.

That doesn't change the fact that Ethan is still a douche.
by Squirrelknight
Sat Oct 28, 2006 8:29 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Phantasy Star Universe - The GHZ Crew
Replies: 59
Views: 6143

I got the PS2 version, but finding a PS2 network adapter has been a bitch, so no online play for me yet :P. So I've been playing the single player campaign and messing around with offline Extra Mode (pretty much just a single player version of the online mode, kinda like playing the original PSO off...
by Squirrelknight
Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:21 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Bitter Nintendo tears
Replies: 249
Views: 40565

Ehh, $200 for the Wii would've been the sweet spot for me, but $250 still seems reasonable for me. I'm still completely indifferent and bored with the next-gen of consoles, but as far as I'm concerned, the Wii seems infinetly more interesting than the others... While I do plan on getting a 360 and P...
by Squirrelknight
Wed Aug 16, 2006 10:01 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Tails slapping butt?
Replies: 34
Views: 5252

I think the more important question is: why would anyone want a picture of Tails slapping his butt?

...Please don't answer that.
by Squirrelknight
Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:34 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: What is an Xbox 360? A newer way to play SotN, that's what
Replies: 69
Views: 7399

Aria of Sorrow is basically similar in style and substance to Dawn of Sorrow, minus the DS features (hooray no seal drawings, boo no onscreen map!). If you enjoyed DoS, you should definitely pick up AoS. It gives backstory to DoS and is really an excellent game. Plus by now it's probably about fift...