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by The Turtle Guy
Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:13 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Gumby
Replies: 11
Views: 2662

Re: Gumby

by The Turtle Guy
Mon May 17, 2010 1:56 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Can I Show yous my Pokemon for the Fifth Tiem?
Replies: 171
Views: 29498

Re: Can I Show yous my Pokemon for the Fifth Tiem?

Yeah, if you're gonna imitate a 4koma, go all the way.
by The Turtle Guy
Fri Apr 30, 2010 3:49 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Sandwich porn
Replies: 57
Views: 10318

Re: Sandwich porn

Well, that's sort of the reason I put them in mine, at least. Some much-needed moisture.
by The Turtle Guy
Tue Apr 27, 2010 2:18 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Sandwich porn
Replies: 57
Views: 10318

Re: Sandwich porn

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*heart attack'd*
by The Turtle Guy
Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:23 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: First game I ever played
Replies: 59
Views: 9157

Re: First game I ever played

Haha, I do remember playing the hell out of Keen's wristwatch pong. I did love me some CK, though. Some of the more ferocious enemies still unnerve me to this day, due to just how scary they were to me as a kid. Like the Dopefish, or this motherfucker. http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/7785/65868127....
by The Turtle Guy
Sun Mar 21, 2010 11:38 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: First game I ever played
Replies: 59
Views: 9157

Re: First game I ever played

My dad would always download the latest shareware DOS games for our home computer when I was a wee lad. The first games I ever played were probably in the Commander Keen series or the Duke Nukem series. My first console was a Genesis I got when I was about four or so and my most earliest, most vivid...
by The Turtle Guy
Fri Mar 19, 2010 12:13 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Oh boy a true ds successor
Replies: 48
Views: 7327

Re: Oh boy a true ds successor

Another DS. Really. *sigh* Go to hell, Nintendo.
FlashTHD wrote:
plasticwingsband wrote:I'd kind of like to get a Game Boy Pocket for original Game Boy games, though.
Why not a Color? Got a lot of AAAs on you?
Where did you find a GBC that runs on triple A's?
by The Turtle Guy
Fri Feb 26, 2010 1:46 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Post your artwork (56k warning)
Replies: 2344
Views: 438796

Re: Post your artwork (56k warning)

Silly edit limit. Here, watch this video and, instead of looking at Eggman's head to see his eyes, look into the dark space above the back of his chair, and try to see it as the same sort of dark, empty eyes as the American Boxart. Then imagine those eyes attached to the head of Mister Spear-and-mag...
by The Turtle Guy
Fri Feb 26, 2010 1:36 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Post your artwork (56k warning)
Replies: 2344
Views: 438796

Re: Post your artwork (56k warning)

I can hardly see it anymore. For some reason it's more... see-able... in motion.

I think he just always reminded me of this guy.

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by The Turtle Guy
Thu Feb 25, 2010 7:15 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Post your artwork (56k warning)
Replies: 2344
Views: 438796

Re: Post your artwork (56k warning)

Answers within:Most likely due to the box art, I always used to see Robotnik in Sonic 2 (my first Sonic) as a giant bearded MODOK-esque flying severed head, with buck teeth, tilted back, in a helmet that obscured his eyes, who flared his nostrils at you when he got hit.
by The Turtle Guy
Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:08 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Post your artwork (56k warning)
Replies: 2344
Views: 438796

Re: Post your artwork (56k warning)

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by The Turtle Guy
Mon Feb 01, 2010 3:21 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: The cupcake is not a lie!
Replies: 60
Views: 8334

Re: The cupcake is not a lie!

This is the second topic this week to trick me into thinking it's an update on the Portal sequel.
by The Turtle Guy
Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:05 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Fictitious quantum mechanical phenomenon
Replies: 16
Views: 2546

Re: Fictitious quantum mechanical phenomenon

"But wouldn't they blow up in an all oxygen environment?"
"Probably. But it's an easy fix. One line of dialogue. 'Thank God we invented the... you know, whatever device.'"
by The Turtle Guy
Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:54 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Ristar's Game Gear Extra Levels
Replies: 8
Views: 1710

Re: Ristar's Game Gear Extra Levels

I'm fine with making the enemies pissed, but they often edit the hero, too. I think they threw out several of Ristar's stage-specific wait animations just to have him look angry and determined all the time. And Kirby? Seriously? Kirby is not a fucking rageaholic. He's Kirby. Leave his brows alone.
by The Turtle Guy
Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:11 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Bad Eddies
Replies: 25
Views: 3780

Re: Bad Eddies

I keep waiting for the inevitable reference to that one trio of dumb, smart, and crafty Eddies, respectively, from that one show, but none of them actually spell it "Eddie", so I guess my point is moot.

Well, uh.... Eddie Brock and Edward Blake were assholes. *shrug*
by The Turtle Guy
Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:26 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Cool hair
Replies: 42
Views: 7012

Re: Cool hair

Zeta wrote:Being stuck in one building is the reason I didn't buy Arkham Asylum.


Yeah, that's the same reason I hated Die Hard.





Oh wait, Die Hard was the best action movie of all time. Never mind.
by The Turtle Guy
Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:37 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: worldc2m3b15.wav
Replies: 54
Views: 7115

Re: worldc2m3b15.wav

The laptop on which I am posting this.
by The Turtle Guy
Thu Dec 17, 2009 5:27 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: The GHZ Trading Post
Replies: 57
Views: 13104

Re: The GHZ Trading Post

These may or may not actually be worth something to Batfags in a decade or so, but I still have all the fake newspapers and bumper stickers Mr. J sent me during the Dark Knight's viral campaign.
by The Turtle Guy
Sat Dec 12, 2009 11:51 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: SEGA gets animated
Replies: 23
Views: 3061

Re: SEGA gets animated

Please tell me you are joking. Sonic's cheeks and belly were YELLOW in that scene. It looked awful. Odd you'd pick that part out; he didn't seem any more yellow there than in the rest of the video. The part of that sequence that irked me was the bizarre squash-and-stretch going on right before Eggm...
by The Turtle Guy
Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:17 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: All aboard! Next stop, Zelda: Spirit Tracks this month.
Replies: 34
Views: 4876

Re: All aboard! Next stop, Zelda: Spirit Tracks this month.

Saw what you will about how derivative the fan and the whip are, but the last new weapon is EPIC.
by The Turtle Guy
Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:09 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Sonic style guides
Replies: 17
Views: 2728

Re: Sonic style guides

Uuugh. They look like thumbs.
by The Turtle Guy
Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:45 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: All aboard! Next stop, Zelda: Spirit Tracks this month.
Replies: 34
Views: 4876

Re: All aboard! Next stop, Zelda: Spirit Tracks this month.

Does anyone else have this yet? I picked it up last night.
by The Turtle Guy
Sat Dec 05, 2009 9:10 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: All aboard! Next stop, Zelda: Spirit Tracks this month.
Replies: 34
Views: 4876

Re: All aboard! Next stop, Zelda: Spirit Tracks this month.

"Red.... Reeedddd. RED! Red. RRReeeeeddddd. ...RED GODDAMMI- oh it worked."
by The Turtle Guy
Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:30 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: All aboard! Next stop, Zelda: Spirit Tracks this month.
Replies: 34
Views: 4876

Re: All aboard! Next stop, Zelda: Spirit Tracks this month.

Yeah, just blow. I love how the cannon makers tease you after a yelling bit. They're all, "I hope you didn't actually yell. That would have been awkward. You know you could just blow or snap your fingers, right?"