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Shadow Hog wrote:Aria of Dissonance? Juste Belmont invades Dracula's castle as a teen only to find out he's Dracula incarnate?

Best mashup ever?

I can't keep track of my Metroidvanias. Whichever one has the main character that looks like he's an albino.

Castlevania: Aria of Dissonance.

Only in the sense that with an overhead weapon, they go down with ease, and they tend to not be in areas with a lot of complicated platforming.

The Medusa Heads, on the other hand...

To be perfectly honest, hearing that hot dogs are made of pig anus only makes me think that pig anus tastes really damn good. Y'know, processed properly and such. Raw would be gross. And possibly gay. Same for PETA's attempt to get people to stop drinking milk ("Got pus? Milk does."). Damn good pus...

Not really into condiments. That said, onions can make or break food.

Fanon is a dreadful phenomenon.

Shadow Hog wrote:Yep. Why say more when somebody else's quote will perfectly describe your feelings?

Then why even say anything?

Oh dear, I have the sudden sensation of falling into a mirror...

Sling Blade?

I mean really. I think we're all better than that.

For those of you wondering, this is how retirement works in Japan (according to a Nobel prize winning economist and one of the most cited legal scholars of all time.)

http://www.becker-posner-blog.com/archi ... remen.html

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Owen Axel wrote:Better than Sonic Rush, how? Better graphics, no. Better gameplay, no. Better sound, no. Better plot...n-maybe. Better lastability, fuck no.

Well, that was just my point of view, sure I tend to like some bad games, like Iron man for the Wii,

OPINION VOIDED.

FOREVER.

Well, unless you plan on using your sphincter to move it, you don't have much of a choice, Gibbsey-poo. Of all the muscles you could have chosen for this joke... Are you actually implying that a sphincter joke on this forum is inappropriate? I was not. I was implying that a taking it up the ass jok...

Wombatwarlord777 wrote:That's the best anology for the situation of the Sonic franchise I've ever seen.

Except it isn't, because Sonic still sells.

j-man wrote:Can you even hold a website for ransom? Not to appeal to the lowest common denominator, but LOL.

That's like holding an essay for ransom.

An essay that you have copies of.

And that the internet has copies of, too.

And that, more than likely, your friends have copies of.

These days, my consoles are like my women: lukewarm, time consuming, usually don't work, and after all the money I spend on them, I usually find them in the closet.

The Doc wrote:Well, unless you plan on using your sphincter to move it, you don't have much of a choice, Gibbsey-poo.

Of all the muscles you could have chosen for this joke...

Green Gibbon! wrote:Some of us, you see, are professionals.

Like your mother.

I myself raise a stable of Tamagotchi.

...Except in the grand stream of things, Sonic is ultimately inconsequential as opposed to, say, government affairs.

FlashTHD wrote:To be (slightly) fair, Wombat, J.C. was thought to have been run off of here a loooooong time ago. Right?

Shut the fuck up, the internet isn't fair. It's an ice bitch mistress that always forgets the safe word around the time that she breaks out the broken glass dildo.

Delphine wrote:Why bothering arguing if you're going to be purposefully obtuse?

Everyone has their lot in life.

That's re-assuring... I think! What are they up to these days? And what's going on with the Bubble Bobble series? There's been a few released this decade and apparently they all sucked. Even "Bust-A-Move DS" sucked - I didn't think it was even possible to screw up a Puzzle Bobble game. What exactly...

Green Gibbon! wrote:You were that fifth grade kid who liked to make the first grade girls cry, weren't you?

Bold is the man who makes an analogy where he compares himself to a first grade girl.

Esrever wrote:Oh, it's completely on rails. It's exactly like Sonic and the Secret Rings, only controlled by joystick instead of by tilting.

Well, at least that game mechanic is gone.

Better go get one of these . I've forgotten how expensive arcade sticks are in my years of dealing with the traditional controller for Guilty Gear. Christ. Apparently, the "Z" is silent. It's like, "blay blue" or something. That's pretty damn weird. Oh, Japan, you and your odd naming customs. It'll...

I'm willing to compromise some art direction for an altogether faithful export, which this mostly looks like it is.

Mostly.

Omni Hunter wrote:Damn, I wish I was a scientist and got paid to name things after videogames. That would probably be one of the best jobs ever.

I suppose it'd be great for the first month or so, and then you start pumping out shit like "Bubble Bobble X9" because after a certain point it is still a job.