The GHZ Forum

Go ahead, but I am in fact a buxom female.

There is no such thing as "For Kids" unless you're talking about educational programming (which are designed to teach the non-educated). If you think Cartoons, or things like Sonic, are just for kids, you've simply become too self-conscious and shallow. You've allowed yourself to become embarassed ...

[quote[Have we really reached an age where young children enjoy a dude in black skating around while slaughtering innocent people and cursing? I mean, ten-year olds sure. But when five year olds start liking that crap . . .[/quote] Well, I'm not saying that Sonic Team is taking the series into endor...

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Such witticisms. I suppose you're proud of yourself?

How I can I chill when the eternal flames of hell are constantly nipping at my bonded feet?

But seriously, how about one of you say something worthwhile?

Boobs I presume? Your complete and utter ruination. I won't rest until you've all been downcasted to the nethermost regions of hell, where the aromatic zephyrs of life are choked by the sulfurous fumes of death! Your only companion will be misery, and you will come to understand what it is like to ...

Don't you realize that Sonic is for kids? You guys would go watch a Barney movie and leave disappointed that it wasn't an arty criticism of 19th century railroad collusion. Of course characters like Shadow are formulaic - he was designed for young children to enjoy (who aren't nearly so discerning),...

You're mistaken. The poster meant that Hyper Sonic's energy field is so great that it can often disrupt electronic appliances and make them behave oddly. It just so happens that certain parts of Marble Garden are unusually electrically active, potentiating Hyper Sonic's energy field. I believe this ...

Sonic music needs to be electronic. It should diverse and leaning towards being light, kind of like the Chao music in SA 1. And just for kicks, I'd like an industrial/city type level with Kraftwerk's "Autobahn" playing in the background. Plus, and this is completely unrelated to music, but Eggman ne...

I don't know, my first time I barely felt a thing. The second time, now that was amazing.

i meant the first time getting high, not the first time smoking. it usually takes a little while before your inhalation abilities are up to snuff.

2 days. A full quarter. And pretty new to the stuff. Plus most of it was smoked pure. While i can control myself now, if i stop focusing, my mind wanders like crazy.

yeah, the first experience is always the best. it'll never be like that again (i know from personal experience).

a man confessed to a priest that he kissed a nun.

the priest's reply?

"that's ok, as long as you don't get into the habit."

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for those who don't know what a nun's habit is:

What kind of bizarre warnings are on page 44? Don't hit the game with a mallet? Exposure to the sun may cause dehydration? And why does Tails appear so bent on tampering with the game cartridge? Actually, I don't want to know. I'd prefer to leave these conjectures in the realm of imagination and fan...

Who cares? All of the recent franchises Boll has secured are bland, unartistic dreck. Are you tremendously terrified that he might defile the Hunter: the Reckoning series? Absolutely aghast that he may not give the BloodRayne series the intelligent interpretation it deserves? Particularly perturbed ...

The concept of "two penises" is one of those ironic things; everybody claims it's enviable, but actually having it is clearly an undesirable trait. It would be just shockingly disgusting enough to bother people sexually, but it would be loved by the porn industry. If you were to sell yourself to the...

Why, I believe my moniker is ban ME. Therefore, my identity should be apparent. I am ban ME.

Considering that this place is akin to a mortuary, I doubt anyone's absence would be noted.

Sounds like a recipe for porn.

Considering that the raping of Sonic's legacy is worthy of the term bestiality, your conclusion would be correct.

I'm sorry, but how could some slipshod PC division convert Sonic CD onto another platform with much more stringent hardware restrictions than the heralded and illustrious Sonic fuckin Team. They have highly skilled and handsomely compensated developers paid to develop from 9-5, yet amateurs can acco...

That is a better rendition of Sonic than most creators of fan art are capable of.

The Dark Lord Naka strikes again.

I've just had a stroke of genius. Someone should produce a game called "nekkid boobies" where perfectly rendered breasts of all varieties would be available for fondling. The goal would be to fondle the breasts until the women orgasm. As the game progresses, it would become increasingly difficult to...

That would be Prop Cycle by Namco. It's emulated in mame, but (like most polygonal games) is unplayably slow, and I'm sure the experience is lost without the pedals. It seemed like a cool idea to me, though, I'd like to give it a shot. I actually played that game (I discovered it at an arcade in Gr...